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FROM THE CREATORS OF /INT/'S FIRST SOYJAK ADVENTURE
PART 1:https://megalodon.jp/2026-0118-1353-14/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/230358.html
Your name is Tyrone, Soyak's bull. Soyak is yapping to you bout that xe dreamed of you getting 'nished by ICE and shieettt. What do you do?

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pet his hair and tell him not to worry about dem MOTHAFUGGIN ICE BIGOTS!

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>>255878
You tell Soyak that xe should be obsessed bout them raycis, but xe insists to bring them justice for le oppresed minorities. Do you go with xim to the anti ICE rally or do you let xim be btfo'd since he is a weak soyboy?

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btw im not a good artist btw

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>>255884
You said btw two times, brown AtacameΓ±o.

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>>255890
btw thats aryan btw btw

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>>255882
follow him to the anti ICE rally
also this image is cute geg

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>>255891
Southern Chilean mutts lost
Northern Chilean Aryans vvon

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>>255893
Tyrone accompanies Soyak to the anti ICE rally. They have wholsome conversations on the way and talk about the BNWO.
There are 2 roads; straight and right.
Which way do they go?

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uo

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>>255900
go right

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>>255967
You go right, then, you find yourself with a valid trans qween that is also going to the anti ICE rally. You say to her:
>nahh jit ts snowbunny fine ahh shieett dawg
Tronella flirts with you saying
^I wish i had an actual uterus the way i'd be a black baby factory for you!
You now have a new member of the polycule (Oh my fauci…)
The three suggest ideas on what to do
>btfo dem wybois n show them raycis whos boss (Tyrone)
<Make a video essay exposing ICE with footage of them beating BIPOC transfolx in the anti ICE rally (Soyak)
^make an anarchist commune that doesnt want my silly goober me to work and validates me :3 (Troonella)
Which do you choose?

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and also

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>>255981
Soyak's idea

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>>255992
im continuing tommorow good night

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>>255981
Soyaks idea

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reminder if you're an adventurecuck PLEASE put your characters on a another layer i learned it the hard way

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>>255992
>>256035
<Soyak's idea
You and Troonella acompanny Soyak to the rally. You start looking for content, and then, you find the most unwholsome thing that will BTFO ICE: An agent beating a poor 67th world illegal immigrant spic. Your primitive nigger brain does not know who started the shitflinging but you know for a fact that this is prime material for Soyak to film and BTFO dose wybois.
Then, the agent comes up and says to Soyak:
>hey you cant be filming thats bad or however the insulin price is raised
Soyak is scared shitless and doesn't know what to do since he can't make a single decision for ximself.
Tronella starts leaking at the agent saying that Trump literally LE FASCIST! (evendoe xe isnt one tiny bit like mussolini)
You think you're tuff because of all the useless nigger gang wars and think of punching the agent, but, you realize you have more choices to make.
Do you
>Punch the agent
>Tell Soyak to stop filming.
>Leak at the agent with Troonella
>Confront the Agent (different from the first choice since this one can gradually escalate or deescalate)
>Run away
What do you do?

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>>256053
throw your camera at the agent

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>>256057
In the heat of the moment, you chose to throw the camera at the agent. You take Soyak's camera and throw it at the ICE agent's head. Xe reacts quick pulling out xis gun and shooting yo goofy ahh πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ (WAAOOOWWWW WHO KNEW COPS HAD GUNS). You fall to the ground and start bleeding, meanwhile, Soyak and Troonella run away scared.

Soyak and Troonella are now away from the rally, Soyak is sad that his bull is in critical condition. What do they do to same him?
>Call the ambulance
>Try to tackle the agent
>Call for help in the rally
>Post what happened on reddit

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>>256074
>post what happened on plebbit

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>>256137
Soyak posts the footage on plebbit instead of helping xis bull because le world needs to know what ICE has done. The thread quickly garners 1 thrembillion updoots or whatever and makes it to reddit's top page. Tyrone is now sort of a martyr to the cucks.
>Tyrone
Tyrone tried to escape after he was shot by the first bullet but quickly fell to the ground after the agent shot him some more. The agent ignored Tyrone and went to go deal with the rest of the rally. As Tyrone is bleeding out he thinks about what led him here, the useless nigger gang wars, not thinking about xis future and thinking xe is better than anyone. But does it really matter anymore now that the situation is hopeless?

Tyrone sees a light in the corner of his eye. He takes his final breath.

Tyrone is dead.

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>>256167
>Hope this starts riots in the city and antifa serves justice

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>>256173
You, some other SNCA soyboy and Troonella all march back to the rally to bring justice to your bull. You miss xim so much, who will fuck your wife now? But justice must be served.
Do you
>Tell your fellow antifa on preddit to come join you
>Take a photo of Tyrone's dead corpse first to show that ICE killed le innocent man
>Throw more shit at ICE
>Other

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>>256182
Second one

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>>256182
take a photo, post it to preddit, make a neo-pagan cult and get the redditors to join it utilising your dead bull as moral-bait

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vp



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