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interesting position
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gross
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>>254826fuck you quot, it looks really nice to me
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>>254820Very nice
Looks like a noctua fan
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>>254841I need a jon boat for the shallow river by my house
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Guys I had an insane adventure last night…
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>>255351why didn't we hear about it?
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go up
flood
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>>255387what kind of truck is that?
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this board has been pretty busy lately, but many of the threads don't go anywhere
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>>255395I was too in the moment and I went straight to bed when I came home for 1 hour before going to work and having the worst day ever.
>go get coffee>start casually chatting with this 5/10 dyke>I tell her where I'm from and she asks why she can't notice a dialect>I tell her I'm hiding it but I can show her>engage dialect + inside jokes/slang mode and she's loving it>cafe is about to close>I tell her that I need to piss really bad in my local slang, which I can't translate for you guys, but it makes her laugh>cafe doesn't have a bathroom>she tells me she liked that joke so much she can unlock the bar she works at close by so I can piss>it's raining and I hold my umbrella for her on the way, which she likes>we go into the empty bar (doesn't work on Sundays and it's also a beer bar)>I take a piss and she starts showing me around and talking about the hundreds of "specialty" beers or whatever, but I don't drink beer>she's very open and starts talking about her ex girl>I tell her I don't believe that lesbians exist, and that it's understandable for her to be attracted to women, because women are beautiful, and that all lesbians secretly like dick still>she says she agrees and that she's also a penis enjoyer>asks me to get drinks with her and to see where the night takes us>I'm like I don't drink beer plus let's go eat first>we go grab dinner and we talk about all sorts of shit>a bunch of sexual innuendos>her talking about porn and her fetishes>gets a bit too much for me because I'm pretty vanilla and conservative>I tell her I can't and wouldn't do a lot of these things personally>she tells me I just need practice>catches me off guard and I lose eye contact and my cool and smile a little like a beta while looking away>she actually likes that a lot>I continue making her laugh with regional jokes plus funny memes from my old friend group>surprisingly none make her cringe as opposed to every other girl in existence>I was gonna go home after but I'm like fuck it let's get drinks>I invite her for drinks by saying a joke that roughly translates to "let me fold your burrito at the bar">makes no sense in English, but it's really funny in Bulgarian>it's implying that I'll make her fold from drinking essentially, and folding her burrito could also have a sexual meaning>makes her laugh again and she says she can't wait, and says let's go to my (female) friend's bar then>her friend is her current FWB, and I offer to get food to go for her>I pay the tab without asking, which for some reason really impresses her>we start walking to the bar and I give her more jokes that she loves>never been to this bar but it's nice as heck and it's also fully empty on a Sunday>from here on out I basically get the VIP experience>other 5/10 dyke bartender gets impressed that I got her food>manbulldyke owner takes a liking to me for whatever unknown reason and sees that the bar is gonna be empty and says I can drink for free and she was super chill in general>I think damn bro I was gonna have 1-2 drinks and go home>bitch at the bar makes insane cocktails and pulls out liquor I've never seen for shots>I gradually get more and more wasted while somehow having effortless conversations and I'm generally having a blast>they play all the goth music I want and I feel like I'm at home>they try to get me in a back room to smoke weed with them>they're very insistent but I'm like nah I'll pass because I just don't smoke>they get back and the girl I came with plus the bartender get even more flirtatious>dyke owner leaves and tells us to do whatever we want>keep having a great time and getting more and more drunk>they pull out home made cake for me to eat and other stuff like we're best homies β255538[Quote]
>>255536>I don't let them get too touchy because it's just awkward for me and I didn't want to enable the situation further>time flies and it's already 2 AM and I'm really drunk at this point>first girl starts talking sexual in my ear>I politely reject her saying I can't do it>she's like "pleaseee, I want you to flip my tiles as you say" (don't ask about what flipping her tiles means and why it's funny in Bulgarian)>I almost lose it when she says that but I pass>I also can't believe this is happening because I'm obviously not a 10/10 Chad myself and I get a bit self conscious>the two of them start talking about cuddling and other intimate shit>clean up the bar a bit and they call a cab for themselves>ask me like 3 times if I want to join them and I say no>they say it's my loss and go home together>I walk home to clear my mind>some dude forgot the (angel eyes) lights on in his mk1 e46 sedan, RIP to lil bro>friends call me a gay retard for going home alone the next dayWas very difficult to fight my coombrain, but I think this was the correct choice. I still had lots of fun. Will probably never live the same experience again, but that doesn't mean you need to fuck every living thing. These girls were chill as heck too. Didn't exchange contacts, but I know where to find them, so I'm sure I'll see them again later this week. Not sure if I wanna pursue anything though. Definitely not on the same day I've met someone, plus I'm not sure about doing anything with an alleged lesbian anyways. Her cake was bussin though. She can really cook.
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>>255538holy shit, you almost had a 3-way
lesbians do like dick when drunk
just hang out with them again, see what happens, plus the cake is a bonus
they sound fun and pretty chill, I would hang out with them, not sure if I'd fuck them, but still fun people
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>>255544Yeah I'm just gonna hang out with them probably. I wouldn't be able to get my dick up with them though if I'm being honest.
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it's 60f out or about 15c, haven't seen any deer in days
I guess they are finding their own food lately
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https://vimeo.com/1125393618password: PLM25
trailer for the movie, my house isn't in it, only my driveway, I wish they had the scene where they used my balcony
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bumo
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Just came back with a """""date""""" with the lesbians again. It's 4 AM currently. What the fuck am I doing with mhy life I need to stop…>>256218
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>>256228Good idea lil bro. I think I'll do that.
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>>256226dude, if hanging with them is fun, there's nothing wrong with it, maybe they have some nice straight friends
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Was the picrel necessary
I was in Mexico not too long ago and I was spending time with some of my family there, was nice
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Puerto Vallarta is on fire.
Multiple cars and busses burned, road blocks being set up with stolen vehicles.
Somebody from Cartel Jalisco New generation was arrested, this is retaliation.
>β’ A federal security operation in Tapalpa this morning triggered heavy armed confrontations in the area. οΏΌ
β’ After the operation, civilian armed groups responded with narcobloqueos (criminal-style roadblocks) across multiple parts of the state. Vehicles are being burned and used to block highways to impede police and military movements. οΏΌ
β’ βCΓ³digo Rojoβ security alert is active, meaning all levels of government forces are mobilized to protect civilians and restore order. οΏΌ
β’ Reports indicate blockades and vehicle fires in multiple key locations across Jalisco, including: β Zones in the metropolitan area of Guadalajara. β Puerto Vallarta, with vehicles reportedly burned and emergency services responding. οΏΌ
β’ Some local events and services have been suspended or canceled due to the unrest (e.g., parades, transport operations). οΏΌ
β’ Transportation services in parts of the state β including public transit in the Guadalajara metro area β are being disrupted as a precaution due to safety concerns. οΏΌ
What is not confirmed yet:
β’ Official casualties or arrests. No confirmed death or detention figures have been released by authorities at this time.
β’ Exact objective of the federal operation. Authorities have not publicly detailed the specific target of the Tapalpa operation.
β’ Clear assessment of danger zones. Reports are still evolving, and while blockades are widespread, it isnβt yet clear how sustained the situation will be.
Safety context (based on live reports):
Extraction from press coverage shows that this is an active unfolding security incident with confirmed disruptions to travel and some daily routines. The situation remains volatile, and official updates are expected throughout the day.
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mexico is on fire
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>>256556If this happened in the US you would see all of Reddit trying to defend the narcs
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>>256662I see a lot of Mexicans defending them but that's probably Stockholm syndrome
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Yo is mexibro gonna be ok?>>256786
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>>256793I'm all checked in for my flight in the morning, this will be my girl's first "war zone".
I have the option of a hotel, or my mountain top fortress.
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I can't post on 4chan
There's something wrong with the capcha and when I actually get one it says I'm rangebanned
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>>257015That's a good thing. Fuck niggerchan.
>>257006Massive fucking lmao.
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>>256858Mountain fortress is winnered
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>>257092I just got here, a few burned stores, nothing else
>>257100I am at a hotel now, will be there soon
There were only 19 people on my flight.
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>>257158American uncs hitting on the young tortas I see.>>257158
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>>257171Amy on the left is a big sexy girl, the other one is tiny
Everything is back to normal here, just some burnt out stores. I'm not taking any pics of the destruction, it feels weird
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these threads are an intresting read
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The picrel is weird but this is a classic
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>Military action is taken
>The government fights the cartels once again
>Shit hits the fan
>El Mencho dies
>Everything goes back to normal
Another Mexico classic
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>>259054>back to normalIs it really doe?
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>>259054>>259052>back to normalIs it really? I haven't been to Mexico in a week or two
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>>258322I was sitting in front of the corner store drinking a beer and all those guys pulled up, it was 9 or 10 trucks and a bus full of Marines.
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>>259389What?
I don't speak Spanish.
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Yo btro I need to stop fucking drinking what the fuck is thiiis…
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>>260613what the fuck is what?
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d
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TOBY FOX IS A JEWISH AGENT TRAINED TO PRODUCE LGBT PROPAGANDA AND BRAINWASH ZOOMERS
Toby Fox wrote that iconic Megalovania song when he was only 16. He was able to make such a memorable song at young age, without any musical experiment. It's suspicious. It's likely he was trained by CIA/Illminati/Freemason/Rothschild.
He graduated from Northeastern University. Northeastern University is the home of many Democratic politicians and Xitter co-founder Biz Stone.
We all know that Undertale and Deltarune was designed to spread LGBT agenda to players and fans, as it's LGBT contents such as few major character being lesbian, some extra character being faggots, the protagonist being pronouns trannies, and the implied bullraisins like "gender dysphoria" or "muh oppression" (ex: Kris is a pronounsfag who's being controlled by player and xe's the only human being in the town and xe's le heckin depressed and emo and xe can't control xis life and blah blah blah), and don't forget the fact Toby Fox actually promoted that BLM terrorism.
Undetale Kickstarter was started in 2013 and Undertale was released in 2015. You know what else happened in this time period? Obergefell v. Hodges. That infamous case that eventually lead to legalization of gay marriage. The trial, led by Jim Obergefell, ultimately resulted in the legalization of same-sex marriage in the United States in 2015. Toby was an Episcopalian and Jim attended an Episcopal Church as well. During the Holocaust, the Episcopal Church demonstrated pro-Jewish action, beginning with the support of the General Theological Seminary (New York) and the Berkeley Divinity School (Connecticut), and many Episcopal leaders supporting efforts to rescue Jews, including support for a congressional resolution to rescue Jewish refugees from the United States.
Does it seem to you that all this is a coincidence?
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>>261016is that the fabled somephono
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this thread just made me realize how boring the USA really is. Mexico seems like a dream, even bulgaria seems better. USA is hell. Can I still live an enjoyable life after 35? lots of boomers in mexico it seems like
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>>261306This is legit the first time I've seen an American say this about Mexico
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>>261306you should have seen the last thread
Mexico is great, it's never boring because of the nature, how nice people are, and how social they are.
Mexico is full of Canadian and American boomers, and also Puerto Vallarta has a big gay part of town.
Some cities there will have younger crowds.
>Can I still live an enjoyable life after 35?of course, anywhere
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>>261313Mexico is a magical place for sure, every Mexican i've met has some cursed stories and one of their most iconic mascots is an old man who sells generic alternatives to medicaments, because the people who put on the suit get into antics
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>>261320I think that is Doctor Simi
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>>261323Yeah, the guys who put on the suit usually just dance but some get recorded doing stuff like fighting, riding mechanic bulls and such
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>>261310you dont know how the USA has gotten IMO. I dont even live in a bad part but most of the social people are fat mutt queers, most normal people are just buck broken and dont do shit (including me)
Colombia is also probably much better than the USA, I would go there if I they didnt target gringos to rob and kill. Thinking about maybe just going to Uruguay somewhere peaceful by the beach, small city with people who just enjoy life day by day idk where.
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>>261326He stand outside a store I walk by, and he was at a lucha libre event
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>>261332needless to say I need to work very hard to change my mindset about life.
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>>261332>Colombia is also probably much better than the USANo, I just came back from voting a shitty party just because I don't want the SOCIALIST Pacto Historico coallition (legit socialism, they're in coallition with the communist party) because this last presidency living has become harder
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>>261345We're so bad that even the right is a bunch of old Lebanese-descendant neocons who had been exposed many times for intentionally perpetuating the ongoing civil war, and receiving money from the cartels
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>>261332> most normal people are just buck broken and dont do shit (including me) so true
in Mexico people go out and do something or nothing with amigos every day and night
people here sit home and watch tv, play vidya, and scroll on their phones
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bump
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>organizing team building
>the two girls I wanted to go for cancelled
>gonna be there with a bunch of unfun subhumans
>if I cancel too I'm a bitch and I'll start a chain reaction and the whole thing will fall apart
Hate having to pretend I want to be somewhere.
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>>261929It's not supposed to be fun, it's work.
It will look bad if you cancel, you need to do it.
You will look good if you go and get some shit done.
I'm so happy that I don't have to deal with work and all the shit that comes with it.
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>>262019hey, how's it going?
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>>261947A team building as a vacation though. Not really work. Unless you mean in the sense of having to spend time with colleagues.
>>262117She cute.
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>>262378>A team building as a vacation thoughooohhh, that's different
is it at somewhere fun? are they giving money for drinks and food?
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It's just /cu/ now
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This is probably the best thread on the board
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tired huddled masses
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LA is gay.
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time's not on our side
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>>262392A wholeass villa with a pool and a sauna and a jacuzzi or however you spell that shit. It's self funded but I got the wine, the shots, and I'm gonna make cocktails. Except the cool people dipped and I don't wanna make shit for the lame people.
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>10 yurobuck discount for Wranglers
>the EU store is trash and they don't have the stuff the US store has
Damn I was excited about getting a pair of wranchers.
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>>262444sweet, sounds cool
how many nights is the trip for there?
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>>262447Two. There's gonna be one torta that keeps bugging me to go out. One pawg that I initially rejected but then took out on a date out of pity just for her to reject me after lmao. One regular torta. One auntie. One 5. Two cucks. The two chill based and cute girls dropped out. I'm literally going out of obligation essentially and because they'll need one more ride. Sigh.
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>>262453are you also the bulgarian who posts in the 4cuck /cum/
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>>262455I used to before I got banned. That was before 4cuck got hacked too. If there's a Bulgarian in there right now he's a nigger and he's not me.
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>>262453> The two chill based and cute girls dropped outawww, bummer
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did you hear about the asteroid that blew up over Ohio?
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>>262615I heard it, but it was during a thunderstorm
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>>262636I don't see Wrangler jeans too often, but you will see them at rodeos, I am not joking.
I think they advertise at rodeos a lot too.
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>>262725I fugged the Sparta Michigan Rodeo Queen, I met her when she was a stripper.
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made one
watch this, let me know if you like the random shorts put together
https://rumble.com/v77cmf0-puerto-vallarta-and-area.html β262822[Quote]
>>262786You fuck strippers? Be careful bro. Ironic me saying that because I'm going to get literally HAMMERED after work today but still. Fucking strippers is sus. Getting into drunk fights might be safer.
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>>262822>Getting into drunk fights might be safer.It unironically is
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Forgot my real flag
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hello
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>>262898I shoulder checked two bitchass niggers on the street today. No consequences. I just know if I ever get baited and fuck some whore I'll get robbed and killed or I'll get aids and I'll go bald instantly. I just know it.
>>262900Damn shadow is an absolute monster. Bufass thick neck cat nobody can fuck with him I bet.
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>>262907hi fellow chilean
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>>262966Shadow is a pretty tough dude for have a bad front paw. He only likes tommie and chases out all other cats.
>>262973got any pics of Chile?
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>>262977>a bad front pawDamn, poor lil bro. I hate seeing stray animals hurt. Hurts my soul. Especially knowing that a lot of the time is literal nigger soul having "humans" doing that to them, or random unlucky car accidents. Sometimes I really hate this ugly gay world.
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dudes….
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I'm so wasted bors
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bump so we don't get ousted by spam threads
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it's April fools day, watch out, boys
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Happy birthday to our guy Gregory.
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I wish i was pepe
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>Oregon Initiative Petition 28 β officially titled the PEACE Act (People for Elimination of Animal Cruelty Exemptions) β would eliminate the legal exemptions that currently protect hunting, fishing, trapping, and farming from Oregon's animal abuse statutes (ORS 167.315β167.333).
>Under current Oregon law, these activities are explicitly exempted from criminal animal abuse charges. IP28 would remove those exemptions entirely, making all of the following criminal acts under state law:
>All licensed hunting would be classified as animal abuse under Oregon law.
>Sport and commercial fishing would be criminalized statewide.
>Legal trapping β including pest and wildlife management β would become illegal.
>Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, and fiber would constitute animal abuse
liberals are insane
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>>263513>POOrtlandShocking.
>>263564Imagine waking up with this in your bed.
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>>263568People that live out west say they like to sleep in shoes
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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>>263669I don't think the haircut would look good on me
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I got wasted again…
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>>263695are you trying to quit?
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>>263716Weren't you in Mexico just a month ago?
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>>254810 (OP)are those lauren philips tits
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hello!
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>>>263849
4chan is dead
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>>263859I miss /asp/ being active here
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Yo let me blog real quick. I found one of the most rarest vinyl records in Japan. Mint condition, almost brand new, despite being from the 80s. I have to use a proxy shipping service naturally. They ship my shit with DHL and on the day the delivery is scheduled I receive an email notification that my order was delivered. DHL provide proof with the name and signature of the recepient, and I see some randomass nigger's name and signature. I call these retards and they say it's a system error and I'll get my package the next day (clear lie). They deliver the next day and I can just tell it's been repackaged, like the retard opened it, despite knowing it's not his shit. The package also included two CDs. One was supposed to be brand new, but the foil was opened. When I get to the vinyl, there's no fucking record in that shit. It's just the cardboard sleeve. Now I can't tell if this faggot bitch nigger that took my package just stole it, or if the sender in Japan made a mistake and shipped it without the record inside, or they did something in the warehouse. On one hand who the fuck would steal just a record of a band he knows nothing about, but on the other, when has a Japanese person made a mistake like that?
This shit is so fucking gay and unlucky I am so pressed.
>>263860Like alternative sports? That was active?
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>>263876>Like alternative sports? That was active?It was all people who liked WWE and the 4chan hack just so happened to line up with Wrestlemania happening, it was basically the only active board aside from /biz/
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>>263888Damn I can't imagine the WWE being good these days. When I was a kid HHH was my guy though.
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>>263919It's pretty boring today but the drama that goes on there is very insane and nonsensical
Some guy shoved a batista figurine up his ass to somehow falseflag someone
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Every day I pray ever inch of india gets nuked.