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interesting position
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gross
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>>254826fuck you quot, it looks really nice to me
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>>254820Very nice
Looks like a noctua fan
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>>254841I need a jon boat for the shallow river by my house
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Guys I had an insane adventure last night…
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>>255351why didn't we hear about it?
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go up
flood
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>>255387what kind of truck is that?
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this board has been pretty busy lately, but many of the threads don't go anywhere
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>>255395I was too in the moment and I went straight to bed when I came home for 1 hour before going to work and having the worst day ever.
>go get coffee>start casually chatting with this 5/10 dyke>I tell her where I'm from and she asks why she can't notice a dialect>I tell her I'm hiding it but I can show her>engage dialect + inside jokes/slang mode and she's loving it>cafe is about to close>I tell her that I need to piss really bad in my local slang, which I can't translate for you guys, but it makes her laugh>cafe doesn't have a bathroom>she tells me she liked that joke so much she can unlock the bar she works at close by so I can piss>it's raining and I hold my umbrella for her on the way, which she likes>we go into the empty bar (doesn't work on Sundays and it's also a beer bar)>I take a piss and she starts showing me around and talking about the hundreds of "specialty" beers or whatever, but I don't drink beer>she's very open and starts talking about her ex girl>I tell her I don't believe that lesbians exist, and that it's understandable for her to be attracted to women, because women are beautiful, and that all lesbians secretly like dick still>she says she agrees and that she's also a penis enjoyer>asks me to get drinks with her and to see where the night takes us>I'm like I don't drink beer plus let's go eat first>we go grab dinner and we talk about all sorts of shit>a bunch of sexual innuendos>her talking about porn and her fetishes>gets a bit too much for me because I'm pretty vanilla and conservative>I tell her I can't and wouldn't do a lot of these things personally>she tells me I just need practice>catches me off guard and I lose eye contact and my cool and smile a little like a beta while looking away>she actually likes that a lot>I continue making her laugh with regional jokes plus funny memes from my old friend group>surprisingly none make her cringe as opposed to every other girl in existence>I was gonna go home after but I'm like fuck it let's get drinks>I invite her for drinks by saying a joke that roughly translates to "let me fold your burrito at the bar">makes no sense in English, but it's really funny in Bulgarian>it's implying that I'll make her fold from drinking essentially, and folding her burrito could also have a sexual meaning>makes her laugh again and she says she can't wait, and says let's go to my (female) friend's bar then>her friend is her current FWB, and I offer to get food to go for her>I pay the tab without asking, which for some reason really impresses her>we start walking to the bar and I give her more jokes that she loves>never been to this bar but it's nice as heck and it's also fully empty on a Sunday>from here on out I basically get the VIP experience>other 5/10 dyke bartender gets impressed that I got her food>manbulldyke owner takes a liking to me for whatever unknown reason and sees that the bar is gonna be empty and says I can drink for free and she was super chill in general>I think damn bro I was gonna have 1-2 drinks and go home>bitch at the bar makes insane cocktails and pulls out liquor I've never seen for shots>I gradually get more and more wasted while somehow having effortless conversations and I'm generally having a blast>they play all the goth music I want and I feel like I'm at home>they try to get me in a back room to smoke weed with them>they're very insistent but I'm like nah I'll pass because I just don't smoke>they get back and the girl I came with plus the bartender get even more flirtatious>dyke owner leaves and tells us to do whatever we want>keep having a great time and getting more and more drunk>they pull out home made cake for me to eat and other stuff like we're best homies â„–255538[Quote]
>>255536>I don't let them get too touchy because it's just awkward for me and I didn't want to enable the situation further>time flies and it's already 2 AM and I'm really drunk at this point>first girl starts talking sexual in my ear>I politely reject her saying I can't do it>she's like "pleaseee, I want you to flip my tiles as you say" (don't ask about what flipping her tiles means and why it's funny in Bulgarian)>I almost lose it when she says that but I pass>I also can't believe this is happening because I'm obviously not a 10/10 Chad myself and I get a bit self conscious>the two of them start talking about cuddling and other intimate shit>clean up the bar a bit and they call a cab for themselves>ask me like 3 times if I want to join them and I say no>they say it's my loss and go home together>I walk home to clear my mind>some dude forgot the (angel eyes) lights on in his mk1 e46 sedan, RIP to lil bro>friends call me a gay retard for going home alone the next dayWas very difficult to fight my coombrain, but I think this was the correct choice. I still had lots of fun. Will probably never live the same experience again, but that doesn't mean you need to fuck every living thing. These girls were chill as heck too. Didn't exchange contacts, but I know where to find them, so I'm sure I'll see them again later this week. Not sure if I wanna pursue anything though. Definitely not on the same day I've met someone, plus I'm not sure about doing anything with an alleged lesbian anyways. Her cake was bussin though. She can really cook.
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>>255538holy shit, you almost had a 3-way
lesbians do like dick when drunk
just hang out with them again, see what happens, plus the cake is a bonus
they sound fun and pretty chill, I would hang out with them, not sure if I'd fuck them, but still fun people
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>>255544Yeah I'm just gonna hang out with them probably. I wouldn't be able to get my dick up with them though if I'm being honest.
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it's 60f out or about 15c, haven't seen any deer in days
I guess they are finding their own food lately
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https://vimeo.com/1125393618password: PLM25
trailer for the movie, my house isn't in it, only my driveway, I wish they had the scene where they used my balcony
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bumo
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Just came back with a """""date""""" with the lesbians again. It's 4 AM currently. What the fuck am I doing with mhy life I need to stop…>>256218
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>>256228Good idea lil bro. I think I'll do that.