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Happy birthday to our guy Gregory.
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I wish i was pepe
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>Oregon Initiative Petition 28 β officially titled the PEACE Act (People for Elimination of Animal Cruelty Exemptions) β would eliminate the legal exemptions that currently protect hunting, fishing, trapping, and farming from Oregon's animal abuse statutes (ORS 167.315β167.333).
>Under current Oregon law, these activities are explicitly exempted from criminal animal abuse charges. IP28 would remove those exemptions entirely, making all of the following criminal acts under state law:
>All licensed hunting would be classified as animal abuse under Oregon law.
>Sport and commercial fishing would be criminalized statewide.
>Legal trapping β including pest and wildlife management β would become illegal.
>Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, and fiber would constitute animal abuse
liberals are insane
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>>263513>POOrtlandShocking.
>>263564Imagine waking up with this in your bed.
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>>263568People that live out west say they like to sleep in shoes
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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>>263669I don't think the haircut would look good on me
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I got wasted again…
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>>263695are you trying to quit?
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>>263716Weren't you in Mexico just a month ago?
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>>254810 (OP)are those lauren philips tits
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hello!
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4chan is dead
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>>263859I miss /asp/ being active here
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Yo let me blog real quick. I found one of the most rarest vinyl records in Japan. Mint condition, almost brand new, despite being from the 80s. I have to use a proxy shipping service naturally. They ship my shit with DHL and on the day the delivery is scheduled I receive an email notification that my order was delivered. DHL provide proof with the name and signature of the recepient, and I see some randomass nigger's name and signature. I call these retards and they say it's a system error and I'll get my package the next day (clear lie). They deliver the next day and I can just tell it's been repackaged, like the retard opened it, despite knowing it's not his shit. The package also included two CDs. One was supposed to be brand new, but the foil was opened. When I get to the vinyl, there's no fucking record in that shit. It's just the cardboard sleeve. Now I can't tell if this faggot bitch nigger that took my package just stole it, or if the sender in Japan made a mistake and shipped it without the record inside, or they did something in the warehouse. On one hand who the fuck would steal just a record of a band he knows nothing about, but on the other, when has a Japanese person made a mistake like that?
This shit is so fucking gay and unlucky I am so pressed.
>>263860Like alternative sports? That was active?
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>>263876>Like alternative sports? That was active?It was all people who liked WWE and the 4chan hack just so happened to line up with Wrestlemania happening, it was basically the only active board aside from /biz/
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>>263888Damn I can't imagine the WWE being good these days. When I was a kid HHH was my guy though.
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>>263919It's pretty boring today but the drama that goes on there is very insane and nonsensical
Some guy shoved a batista figurine up his ass to somehow falseflag someone
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Every day I pray ever inch of india gets nuked.
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Yo guys new PD2 season is up. Hop in.
>>264101What's that again?
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>>264113This, so much this
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>>264340Scorpions got in my house, and there was a bike thing going on.
Where the fuck is everybody?
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>>264483Very slow board + general disinterest in imageboards from the global population over time
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Respect. (-from a woman)
Why get yourself in such situations though?
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I hate myself and want to die
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AAAAAAAAAAAA IM NIGGER NICE TO MEET YOU AAAAAA