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You are a cuck, you like soy, so you check the fridge to see if there's any soylent. And it's empty!

Rules:
You will decide what to do and i will roll the dice (1-20) if the number is low, your action will fail or be less efficient.

You must get LOTS of soylent.

 â„–244299[Quote]

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

All glory to Allah
I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z
Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim
ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO HAMAS AND HEZBOLLAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON

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bumo

 â„–244302[Quote]

Immediatly sethee on your favourite subreddit about it

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>>244302
you rolled 10
After seeing you are out of soylents, you go to r/atheism to complain about it. They ban you from the subreddit for posting off topic content.
What will you do?

 â„–244355[Quote]

up

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>>244350
Cry to your bvll asking him to bvy you more

 â„–244368[Quote]

up

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This is a gemmy quest btw

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>>244384
thanks
i'm gonna go sleep, we will continue tomorrow, sorry everyphono
>>244357

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>>244443
I might continue instead of you of that ok, geg

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>>244460
I'm snacking something rn though give me a few minutes

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>>244455
thanks aryan

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>>244357
soyjak begs to the bull
>hey, tyrone! Could you please buy me some more soylent? i fear i can't fight the fascists online if i run out…
<Aight, chill, my G. I gotchu wit' dat soylent once yo' lady is straight.
feeling relieved that the soylent issue is taken care of, what should he do now?

 â„–244510[Quote]

test

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>>244506
watch from the cuck chair before tyrone goes to buy the soylent

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>>244511
i just realised i forgot to roll the previous post, geg.
Anyways, roll: 19
You watch as Tyrone entertains your wife, like he does thrice every day. You still weep; missing your dear soylent. You look to your right to see your stash of empty soylent bottles you keep to respect all the overweight trans folx who cant clear their own house, you made sure to knock a few of them over to signal that this household is retard neurodivergent friendly. What should you do while you wait?

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>>244528
Watch the story from the best troonslop game (deltarund)

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Holy shit I supersaged I am a retarded nigger

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>>244534
It's 2 am for me right now, someone else continue it geg

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>>244506
GEGfuel

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>>244528
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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