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it's based and tvrkpilled…
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thanks for using my gemerald 'jak
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>>228538its almost mutt hours you schizo and all the spammers are being banned actively
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gemmy thread
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>Mooom! Im home from the academy!
<Oh that's good to hear sweetheart! How was your day?
>pretty good overall, bernd helped me finally make a new friend¹, and after such a tiring day i'm ready to do some relaxing on the computer on my favorite website, soyjak.par²-
<Hold your horses sweetie, remember you've gotta feed the doggy I've got you before you hop on your adventures across cyberspace³
>Oh yeah yeah mom, on it!
*nate goes to the yard where his dog is at*
>Woof! Woof!
>Oh hey there buddy, are you excited to see me, aren't you? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy *gives scratches and pets to 2004 dog*
>Well buddy, imma go serve you your food now, you look like a hungry fella!
*nate grabs the bag of food dog and crouches to serve it on 2004 dog's plate, but as he's bending, he notices something*
>Wait…buddy…i-is t-that…i-is t-that…IS THAT A PENIS YOU'VE GOT?!?!?!?
>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE GOT A PENIS? NO, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING. MY DOG HAS A…A PENIS??? BUT A PENIS MEANS EPI!!!!!
>>YOU'RE EPI GROOMING ME! YOU'RE EPI GROOMING ME! YOURE EPI GROOMING ME
>>AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO THIS CANT BEEEEE MY DOG IS EPI GROOMING ME AAHHHH SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE
>Woof Woof? (*Confusedly tries to give a lick to nate*)
>>AHHHH AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO LICK ME YUP EPI CONFIRMED AHHHH SOOT KUZ FROOT ZOOT JOOT ROOT LOOT TOOT DOOT DOXX HIM AND RANGE BAN HIM NOOOOOOW *runs scaredly to his room and locks the bolt behind him*
>Woof…Woof :( (he's sad cuz he didn't get fed and he thinks he scared nate/made him angry)
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*Later*<<NATHANIEL HIGGERS, GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND HERE, NOW!>>>(*Gets out of his room, still scared due to the """"epi grooming"""" by his dog*) oh thanks science mom, you're gonna save me from that epi grooming houn-<<WHY DIDN'T YOU FEED 2004 DOG? I FOUND THE POOR POOCH STARVING? DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER THAN THE DOG THAT LOVES YOU?!?!?!?>Woof! Woof! (Now happy cuz he was fed)>>>B-but m-mom…2004 dog tried to epi groom me-<<AND NOW YOURE TALKING BACK TO YOUR MOTHER?, THAT'S IT YOUNG MAN, YOURE GROUNDED! YOU'LL BE WALKING 2004 DOG ALL BY YOURSELF FOR A WEEK TO AS PUNISHMENT>>>B-but it was Dan's turn…<<YOUR COUSIN IS AN ASPIRING YOUNG MAN WHO USES HIS COMPUTER FOR GOOD, AND NOT WASTING TIME LIKE YOU, AND ALSO HE DOESNT STARVE POOR DOGGIES!!>>>B-but h-he s-spends all his computer time fighting on the booru⁴<<STILL TALKING BACK???? YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS NOW!!!>>>>(Muthering to himself, inaudible to mom; his teeth clench as he says it) Stupid momstone from the momcord so obsessed with me!!!!>>>>Fine mom, I'll do it>>>>*looking at 2004 dog* I'm sorry buddy, let's go for a walk so i can make it up to ya.>woof! Woof! *gives a happy lick to nate*[1]: In reference to that video/animated soytext (soyjak greentext) where nate struggles to make friends for a day, available from:
https://youtu.be/0I5fu1dN_Jk?si=erXbjhohsfJVkGQx [2]: In reference to the infamous and now defunct imageboard, soyjak.party
[3]: term popularized by science fiction author William Gibson in the 1980s to describe the interconnected, non-physical world of computer networks
[4]: In reference to soybooru.com, booru-styled website for the image-hosting and distribution of soyjaks
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>Part 2/2>*Later*><<NATHANIEL HIGGERS, GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND HERE, NOW!>>>>(*Gets out of his room, still scared due to the """"epi grooming"""" by his dog*) oh thanks science mom, you're gonna save me from that epi grooming houn-><<WHY DIDN'T YOU FEED 2004 DOG? I FOUND THE POOR POOCH STARVING? DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER THAN THE DOG THAT LOVES YOU?!?!?!?>>Woof! Woof! (Now happy cuz he was fed)>>>>B-but m-mom…2004 dog tried to epi groom me-><<AND NOW YOURE TALKING BACK TO YOUR MOTHER?, THAT'S IT YOUNG MAN, YOURE GROUNDED! YOU'LL BE WALKING 2004 DOG ALL BY YOURSELF FOR A WEEK TO AS PUNISHMENT>>>>B-but it was Dan's turn…><<YOUR COUSIN IS AN ASPIRING YOUNG MAN WHO USES HIS COMPUTER FOR GOOD, AND NOT WASTING TIME LIKE YOU, AND ALSO HE DOESNT STARVE POOR DOGGIES!!>>>>B-but h-he s-spends all his computer time fighting on the booru⁴><<STILL TALKING BACK???? YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS NOW!!!>>>>>(Muthering to himself, inaudible to mom; his teeth clench as he says it) Stupid momstone from the momcord so obsessed with me!!!!>>>>>Fine mom, I'll do it>>>>>*looking at 2004 dog* I'm sorry buddy, let's go for a walk so i can make it up to ya.>>woof! Woof! *gives a happy lick to nate*>[1]: In reference to that video/animated soytext (soyjak greentext) where nate struggles to make friends for a day, available from: https://youtu.be/0I5fu1dN_Jk?si=erXbjhohsfJVkGQx >[2]: In reference to the infamous and now defunct imageboard, soyjak.party>[3]: term popularized by science fiction author William Gibson in the 1980s to describe the interconnected, non-physical world of computer networks>[4]: In reference to soybooru.com, booru-styled website for the image-hosting and distribution of soyjaks №228621[Quote]
>>228598>>228595oh my soyence it even has footnotes
browns can really gem