so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!

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HELP I CANT GET THIS PENCIL OUT OF MY DICK Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 11:24:57 №228128 [Quote]

so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 12:00:30 №228129 [Quote]

How the da fuck do you manage to do that?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 12:50:02 №228131 [Quote]

>>228129
I was VERY horny

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:25:47 №228132 [Quote]

thats so disgusting why did you come up with that

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:26:32 №228133 [Quote]

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Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:28:38 №228134 [Quote]

>>228132
I do it all the time. It’s just this time it was a pencil and it went too deep. ANYWAYS ACTUALLY HELP ME ITS STARTING TO REALLY HURT

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:42:11 №228135 [Quote]

NIGGA YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO THE DOCTOS

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:42:25 №228136 [Quote]

MENTAL TOO

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:44:46 №228137 [Quote]

Why…

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:45:31 №228138 [Quote]

Piss

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:46:15 №228139 [Quote]

Also kill yourself, you fucking managed to make a Turkroach feel disgusted, that's how troonpedofaggot the shit you did was

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:49:08 №228140 [Quote]

>>228135
No. Any options that don’t involve going to the doctors?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:50:39 №228141 [Quote]

>>228140
Nigger you might hurt yourself even more

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:51:53 №228142 [Quote]

>>228140
Try pissing it out or something

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:52:20 №228143 [Quote]

>>228141
I’m willing to take the chance. no way I want anyone irl to know about this I would rather chop off my dick and become a tranny than have my parents know even remotely that I do this.

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:52:39 №228144 [Quote]

>>228142
I will try

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:57:20 №228145 [Quote]

Nigga that made it worse. Im literally in so much pain like the piss feels like it’s trying to go back in me. Albeit the pencil did get pushed out a little but it stopped coming out annd could not get it out further. Also some piss came out. The piss was bloody.

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:59:34 №228146 [Quote]

>>228128 (OP)
bait everytol fals tos

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 13:59:57 №228147 [Quote]

this is literally disgusting; like 'o adjacent

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:00:36 №228149 [Quote]

>>228146
I would sending proof get me banned?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:02:38 №228151 [Quote]

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>>228149

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:05:48 №228154 [Quote]

Fr though would sending proof get me banned?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:06:07 №228155 [Quote]

>>228149
Send proof

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:06:26 №228156 [Quote]

>>228155
Hopefully the nigger sends proof and gets range banned

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:07:49 №228158 [Quote]

>>228156
Ok now I’m scared I will get banned.
Anyways anyone else got any tips to get this pencil dislodged?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:10:19 №228159 [Quote]

>>228158
Hang yourself so it stops hurting and the world becomes a better place

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:12:26 №228160 [Quote]

>>228159
I’m not sure if hanging myself by my dick will get the pencil out o algo

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:17:44 №228161 [Quote]

ITS STARTING TO SWELL I NEED HELP NOW

a FAGOTE 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:20:51 №228162 [Quote]

>>228161
call 911 you fat americunt

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:23:05 №228163 [Quote]

>>228162
N. O.

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:23:30 №228164 [Quote]

You guys think butter will work? Or like oil or something?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:24:11 №228165 [Quote]

Maybe I should yank it out? Or like get a wire and stick it in to help get the pencil out?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 14:38:38 №228166 [Quote]

Ok I decided to piss it out since the last time I did it kinda worked. But now the toilet is covered in blood. Does lemon juice actually help with cleaning blood?

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 15:03:32 №228167 [Quote]

>>228166
level 200 larp

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 17:42:20 №228176 [Quote]

im archiving ts thread

Chud 01/06/26 (Tue) 21:36:46 №228188 [Quote]

op died rest in piss