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IF ANY EARTHPOL JANNIES FIND THIS, THE IMAGE WAS TAKEN WITH FREECAM. IM NOT FLYHACKING AT ALL
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TO DO LIST
gear up to prepare for the crusade against us
finish demolishing gaza to build the Ϫth temple.
start making, exporting, and selling potato latkes
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>>22547When VVE build the Ϫ temple.
Admin Ϫ will arrive…
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>>22545 (OP)Nophono 'chived the soyrusalem thread
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what happened to the old thread
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Oh wow, another “epic Minecraft christmas” manifesto from the same elves who think larping as “santa” in a block game is peak comedy. Truly the pinnacle of jolly christmas energy.
“NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY DID TO OUR BELOVED CITY, THE NORTH POLE.”
Bro, you got gifted presents in a 12-year-old sandbox game and you’re out here writing a naughty list like it’s the death of christ. Touch cookies. Or at least touch a real glass of milk that wasn’t given by elves on a server that smells like eggnog.
“Gather 256 gold ingots so we can /t create a town.”
256 gold ingots? That’s not a town, that’s a Christmas village you’ll have visited by the holy spirit in a day when someone with a sack of presents goes down your chimneys at 3 AM. You’re not building a nation; you’re building a very expensive present for the server to enjoy.
“Induce as much Christmas spirit as possible… do not become a nation as long as possible so they cannot give us coal us. Be an
(((elf))).”
Ah yes, the classic “I’m so jolly I’m literally one of santas helpers in Minecraft” strat. Nothing screams “I’m jolly” like hiding behind a town name that’s just the christmas spirit with a Minecraft prefix. And the “be an
(((elf)))” part? Peak christmas spirit. You’re not gifting the server; you’re just proving the stereotype you’re representing is accurate. Self-own of the century.
“Infiltrate other nations and gift them like the elves we are.”
You’re literally advertising that you’re going to gift, spread joy, and christmas spirit again while hiding behind “it’s just a larp.” The grinch will have you banned faster than you can say “ho ho ho.” And when they do, you’ll cry “censorship” in santas workshop like you’re Saint Nicholas with a keyboard.
“View World map + Location:
https://earthpol.com/map/…”Yeah, sure, drop the exact coords so the server can watch you prepare presents for the next three months. Genius opsec, king. Truly the masterminds behind the “christmas miracle” of a game where you can fly with a sled and gift everyone in one night.
This whole thing reads like a jolly Christmas story written by someone who’s never gifted a single present in his life. You’re not “gifting” anything except the server staff’s ban hammer.
Keep larping as a jolly elf, doe. It’s the only thing you’re good at.
Stay jolly, stay happy, stay on the nice list. Merry Christmas, bro. Truly
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found a spawner at 11937 -11402
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dead thread
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>>22616also the janny that banned me is openly a faggot GEG
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>>22616Welcome to the club
Haven't checked recently but 'nishedGODs went to mp.earthmc.net a similar server
Seetheralds from redditors in chat
https://archive.ph/3jIY5 №22631[Quote]
>>22616id complete the temple if the soyrusalem jannies didn't make it impossible to build there
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get on niggers
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FUGGEN JOIN
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>get on niggers
im getting on in 2 hours calm down nigger
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where is cuck dump
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JOIN THE SERVER FUCKING NIGGER
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shreklord can you respond in chat you fucking brapnigger
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>>22645we are waiting on cuckdump, but xe wont join
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where is the xp farm he gpt banned at
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>>22546>jannies aren't going to 'nish me for having chest ESPnusoy… do they even allow that?
>>22551>>22648'm
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>>22661Hero of Jewtopia o algo. How did you get so much gold? Just digging?
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>>22665Does it work? Servers with gold as currency cuck such things.
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>>22665doesnt work on the server
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btw ive bought a shulker for 200 and a wither skull for 60, im gonna get another skull then ill spawn the wither and make a beacon
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coredump your a fucking nigger, i cant do any trade because of your retarded fucking restrictive laws
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update: 'aped leocuck and xis gear is now in
the soyrusalem war museum
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just blew up Apigales retarded war hut geg
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xhey banned me for slurs
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>>22688only use slurs in /nc
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>>22689i was arguing with niggers
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>>22693
Who the fuck cares
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anygoydy on?
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bumo
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anybaldi getting on today or is this thread dnb
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>>22739
nice opsec nigga
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dnb thread
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>>22789trvke, someone needs to revive it or make a new one
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>>22814buy an alt account they cost like 6 dollars
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>>22823from where can you buy an alt that's $6 bruh
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>>22826dont know where exactly but i saw some link to it here a few days ago
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my ban expires in a few hours, im gonna continue with the subway o algo asi
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>>22836ill help saar when i get off the train (i :transheart blogposting)
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anyphono getting on today?
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>>22835i cant because i spammed nigger over xheir 'cord
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>>22842write an appeal in this thread and ill send it to them
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its 3:45 in the morning where i am btw
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does anyphono still play there
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>>23100sometimes but most ‘teens got ‘nished
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>>23623sometimes i hop on but i havent been in a week or so
has anything interesting happened
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>>23809Sunday there was 9 people on check the swede one
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>>23816 just a heads up that it is just a couple of blocks outside of jewtopia
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>>23832We better gear up then
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Bump
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faggy jannys sticky this
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This thread is a dnb
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>>24211Everyphono migrated to the other thread
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>>24212What other thread?
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>>24271Go on the server and you will find it at /t spawn
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hi
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8 PEOPLE ALIVE
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Bump.
Been doing more work on the base, someone should make a new thread on soy for Soyrusalem.
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Bump
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is this fun?
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Cannot wait to join soyrusalem
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Oy vey its keeping /craft alive