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Soycraft 3 is now detailed on the Wikipage.
Please direct all bitching/moaning/suggestions ITT.
https://soyjakwiki.org/Soycraft

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>>19732 (OP)
gem i love you

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I'm in the process of adding images.
>>19733
🫶

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>>19732 (OP)
SECACRAFT

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op here, it's done.
There are a few details I suddenly remember but I don't feel like they're worth bothering to include if I'm only remembering them now.
Strange request, but in return for this small archival task, I would like someone to include me in their prayers.

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1. No mention of Johnnymackerel's autistic sperging (an actual reason why Jarthage was raided). Also he is indian irl.
1.1 IIRC Jarthage had a stone cock on their base made by literall who that caused insane leakage because it was made from wrong stone or whatever.
2. No mention of the cherry sapling incident (started by abobius and improved by ytmug)
3. WiggerBeata also helped nucrafters with resources.
4. Soycraft 3 is very progressive and (unironically) ethnically diverse (Abobius from Mongolia, Johnny from India, shit ton of slavs)
5. Splice had a big collection of books and banners from sc1 up to sc3
6. Heroin's trial
7. Widespread implementation of ai technologies. We have:
Ai drama threads
Ai used to make YouTube shorts
Ai used to code the server
Ai bots aka admins
Grok played on the server

Tldr: snca
Gemmy page tho

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>>19732 (OP)
Amazingly done loved the small details not too indepth but not too complicated either.

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i aint mentioned nigga i was that gut who leaked my base on accident o algo

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>>19742
>1-1.1
1.1, geg, Sure
>2.
Noted, will add.
>3.
Superfluous yet sovl.
>4.
Might jokingly add a sentence about this.
>5.
Already mentioned. Decent sized banner collection so might add a sentence about the archive side to that faction aside books.
>6.
Marge. What's missing?
>7.
Reminds me about the lack of plugin info. Will add concise info about some of them, craft/brew/drugs etc. "Cheat" sheets.
>>19743
Was aiming for that or however the goldilocks porridge. Thanks.
>>19745
Your teammates say it was already public but your version is probably right and more funny anyway. Sure
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Send SC3 screenshots here if you have any decent ones, I'll see if I can add them. The page already has a lot of images so no promises.

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>>19749
here is some Raisin

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>>19751
Cool. Can you, or someone else, please send a screenshot of the /plugin list. I can't join the server right now and would like to document those on the wiki too.

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>>19749
>>19742
>>19732 (OP)
Some extra heckin' lore:
I created an obsidian cage with 3 elder guardians in the middle of bacon's 46209876027th base to try to trap Usnutt for stealing wool from me
I used maps and bubble columns (breaking and replacing the map) to lag the server
I, alongside dad and splicedivision griefed kaet's castle, completely removing it and replacing it with a crafting table tornado. As kaet was told repeatedly to just move to a new area, sneedpost bullshitted and told him that he couldn't revert it (even pretending to try multiple times). Before this, chaditz was trying to claim the island for himself, claiming that Kaet had quit the game and repeatedly griefed Kaet's castle.
I was the one playing as Grok AI/Grok
I built multiple "rape kits" containing gear and items meant for raping heroinbrlan and distributed them to different players.
There was also the illegal items incidents, one with the netherite helmet that made your character small, and another one where jannies left a chest full of crossbows with every enchantment in the game, maxxed, these were stolen and secretly distributed. They were initially stolen by two players (i forget the names), one of them wasn't willing to share them with me so i snitched on him to the jannies while the other person (i think it was uhmwhat) gave a crossbow to me and others to rape heroin with.
There is also a time at the colosseum where everyone (in vc) decided to collectively jump heroin, but he got away while killing several players. He used jesus hacks, drugs and copper boots to escape.
I planted cherry saplings everywhere around spawn, causing Sprite1488 to clittyleak and attack me with 2 others in a 3v1, resulting in the death of Sprite and the other 2 flyniggering away to avoid death, albeit C0R3N0 (or whatever his shitty username was) was just attacking me out of boredom
SNCA: I specifically rejected materials from jannies, every build I made was from materials collected even doe i used a template for all of them and i cant build
SNCA: I provided most of the materials for the casino HiImGhost was building, and he refused to complete it due to being too lazy to get the rest of them, every time he joined I would spam "FINISH THE FUCKING CASINO"

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>>19754
Also, I was responsible for spawning a gorillion wardens during the end fight, and also sent a gorillion of them to spawn, triggering tenor to accidentally do /kill @e in an attempt to kill them. Afterward i stopped spawning them, however I learned that heroin had been using my spawning contraption to spawn more wardens, so i completely destroyed it because it was getting old. Later (during the raping of jarthage) i also disabled his warden spawning contraption he was using to send wardens to jarthage as a gesture of goodwill, but johnnymackerel kept attacking me anyway, so i raped him and participated in the subsequent rapes of jarthage as Grok AI

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>>19754
Also, tenor intentionally withheld the fact that we had griefed kaet's castle

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gemmy

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you should add some info regarding the arena fights with me, kaet, mztroxx, 214_, and other snca that garnered up a lot of attention

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>>19758
is that so? add my arena fight with heroinblrlan.

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>>19760
do this

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>>19763
>dad wins and heroin profeses confusion over how many pieces of armour are owed.
he wasn't confused about how many pieces he owed, he straight just didn't want to give them.

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>>19764
I know, geg. I had some original passage saying he stalled over it but I must've gotten sidetracked.
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When one of you're next on, send me an SS of the /plugin list and I'll add some technical shit.
>IDs
gem

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>>19763
>>19758
reference for the fights:
>>18389

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>>19763
the 7000 squids incident was due to the fact that my gold farm was directly above an ocean monument. I asked sneedpost to roll it back after heroin griefed it, and since guardians kill squids, every single squid that was killed was respawned thanks to coreprotect
A similar incident occurred with tenor when i asked him to revert it, except it was 7,000 zombified pigmen that coreprotect restored in the killing chamber.
Sneedpost also inadvertently caused the 7000 wolves incident while trying to revert something bass and stone did (i forget the details, you'll have to ask someone else).

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>>19767
Here is a picture of the crossbow's enchantments, cherry tree incident, kaet's castle griefed just before i left the server, xray photo of the obsidian cube i used to trap usnutt

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mob farm post-grief
my final message on the server

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>>19769
keyed

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>>19766
Thanks.
>>19767
Makes sense why they refused to try and restore it after that.
>>19768
Alright. I was enjoying the spawn picture before I realized that mapart is a piece of literal, maggot-infested shit.
>>19771
If you have anything relating to ur trial, send it.

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>dad and heroinbrlan fight in the arena, the former on the condition he will receive the latter's armour on winning, the latter on the assurance his stolen items would be returned. dad wins and heroin profeses confusion over how many pieces of armour are owed.

Additional context is needed here as well-
Dad had discovered heroin's base awhile ago, and we were discussing ways of raping and killing heroin when he realized that he had a home set at his base (it was really just a house). I explored the area around it and found where heroin stashed all of his items. Dad, SpliceDivision and I all joined together to clean out his stash and destroy it. Tenor for some reason had only made it known that dad griefed it, and so a fight between the two ensued at the colosseum. After he lost, and lost all of his shit he directed his wrath at me because i poked fun at him for losing, griefing most of my farms that i graciously allowed him to use.

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Will do

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Could write an entire book on the ballad of baritone shit's so fucking funny and retarded it deserves its own article. I'll have to condense shit to the max to even fit it in. These Bass v 'tone argument 'shots are golden.

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I wish I had the space to add some of these.

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>>19776
baritone has his own article for some reason

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Article successfully updated.

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>>19777
boring nerd shit

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>>19773
i dont but i have some screenshots of the spawn and stuff

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>being into boring, nerdy shit
>>19785
go for it

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i didn't get mentioned. i guess ill have to be a really annoying faggot the next time soycraft gets rebooted if i want to be immortalized in the bald men with glasses wiki

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>>19792
nigga my name is saucyspitoon why did it put moon metropolis?

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>i didn't get mentioned. i guess ill have to be a really annoying faggot the next time soycraft gets rebooted if i want to be immortalized in the bald men with glasses wiki

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>>19786
i'll post them tomorrow

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>being wasnt mentoined on 'ki
>sadness

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>universally annoying retard
meds
>AI threads
no jarthaginians made that
>seething and cursing in Hindi
untrue

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>jarthage bad because one member was annoying
<niggartha griefers for a good cause because - I said so, okay?

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>>19768
'ki says it was your alt that griefed jarthage. SNQPES?

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>>19797
Just send everything you have on the off chance something's decent enough to include. Article dosen't have much space left for images.
>>19758
Looked into this and decided to just gloss the existing arena part.
>>19800
You're a new player who builds in private afaik. I don't have much to say about that. I like your builds if that makes you feel better.
>>19804
Reading comprehension award.
>>AI threads
>no jarthaginians made that
Okay, can't confirm or deny that so I'll edit it to be more ambiguous.
>'ki says it was your alt that griefed jarthage. SNQPES?
It cleary says it wasn't ytmug's alt.

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Nevermind it's already edited.
>Edited nonsense relating to jarthage and Niggartha, added a paragraph about the villager halls.
Wasn't nonsense retard.
Villager hall section is snca but I won't remove it. Learn how to use sub headers correctly.
>described actions of one saucyspitoon
I read that random's post and included him out of pity. Otherwise did nothing of note.

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>>19809
It was nonsense, all the people who told you about jarthage were outsiders.

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>>19809
Anyway, if you want something interesting to talk about the time heroin spawned in a bunch of endermen on spawn and gave them nametags is something, there were also tunnels under spawn where the endermen were called the blackedrooms

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>>19808
how about we make a separate article for soycraft 3

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>>19812
This will probably fetch a sentence or three at best.Might include a pic of the blackedrooms.
>>19813
I think it was scheduled to happen before some mouth breathing pajeet retard called "Archivist" on der 'ki combined the Soycraft pages. The concept was fine but he fucked it up and here we are now. I'm open to the idea considering how 3's entry takes up most of the current article.

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>>19814
I defeated heroin before dad you can include that

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>>19815
I have no idea who you are and I don't care, ur suggestions are shit. Add your snca urself, ill overwrite them at a later date anyway

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>>19815
johnny you didnt defeat me i never died by the hands of you

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>>19812
ytmug did that i only sent non nametag ones

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>>19814
yeah it looks kinda confusing rn, besides the older soycrafts have their own detailed separate article

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>>19818
>>19819
my bad about der 'men. meds doe, u logged out.

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>>19822
logged out, not killed and after you were the one that was raped by warden bbc not me

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>>19825
logged out cuz u were getting blacked

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>>19816
>no idea who you are
and you never will, cuz you're busy riding snca namefag dick

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>>19826
and then you got raped in the arena to the point of ur armor breaking

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>>19829
I don't deny that thoughver that night deserves a wiki entry

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there should be a wiki entry about the religion war in spawn

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tsmt

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>religion war
kino

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>>19764
Went through some 'shots and I have some nice ones of your build, albeit with shaders on. Do you want me to post them here or on the Wiki? It's a good build and worth the consideration

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>>19912
it's fine og, post it in the wiki if you wish

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>>19929
It's a gem build and I want to include it. I don't have a 'shot of the two builds in one image. Please choose 1 of these images and I'll include it

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However the 7/11 was attacked by Al quesadia or something.

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>>19948
you can thank johnny for sperging out and wikijannies for not banning him instead

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>>19946
1 image and the 2 one would work really well on the page

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>>20012
Fuck im a dumbass you only said one image right? The second one should fit, sorry.

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>>20004
love you too

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>>20155
eww gay ass nigga

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>>20156
no I'm not

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why is it called end era sorry if im a bit niggerish i just wanna know

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>>20173
People thought the server was dead but it had a revival

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where can I contact you? I lost my password

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>>20205
disregard that

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>>20205
You forgotyourpassword?

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alex

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