/asp/ - All Sports

according to the new rules…i cannot advocate or push people to suicide. the last thing i want is for aunty rhea to jump through her ground floor window trying to kill herself but falling on the grass. that would not be hilarious at all.
i cannot bare think about if she tried to hang herself on a ceiling fan and the fan detached and she fell on the ground because she ate too many timtams.
so i must apologize..for the behavior of my passions.i will proceed with talking about taking the aunty rhea away only if she is in good mental condition. if she is sad i wont kidnap her. I want to take aunty rhea happy away.
if i saw her holding a gun to her head i would be like NO DONT DO IT! THINK OF YOUR BIG SHOULDERS! THINK OF THE 0 PEOPLE WHO WOULD ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL! AUNTY RHEA IF YOU OFF YOURSELF NOW..YOU WILL DIE WITH MANY REGRETS! YOU DONT WANNA DIE NOW, DO YA?
so i want to say to her - aunty rhea..even though you are 30 now and your best years are behind you, and its all downhill from here and youre gonna end up like charllote flair…tits up. if you gonna jump at least do like a cool 360 flip on camera.