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from the house of atreidis. we rule the tim tam mines on arakis. my stupid crippled husband buddy matthews al gaib cannot satisfy me. because of the spice his penis does not work. All day i am surrounded by the sands of the australian desert overseeing the tim tam extractors. There is not a cold one in sight. they are making me wear a stupid suit that makes me drink my own pee dude! and if i dont wear the suit the stupid sun is gonna kill me dude!
the bene gesserit say harkonnen kidnappers are coming to kidnapp me. all this worry has made me anorexic, my tits and ass have withered.

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the bene gesserit say im gonna hit the wall soon. only a local fremen boy called gabriel believes in me. i fuck his brains out riding him cheating on my stupid husbaaand. i also bring him home cooked meals because gaabriel needs to be fed!
the spice (tim tams) has made me look shit. the bbene gesserit say i need to eat up and that desert bananas are not a proper meal.

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the bene gessert say my tits and ass have withered
i gotta do the royal rumble on arakis
the harkonnen have declared war on arakis because my tits and ass have withered.
the entire spice war is because my tits and ass have withered.
the lisan al gaib prophecy say lisan al gaib will have tits and ass deflated
i fall when i try to ride the worms because my tits and ass have withered.
i look like a saardukar warrior because my tits and ass have withered.
the fremen say my tits and ass have withered.

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Post me on Twitter you fat nigger

 â„–11816[Quote]

I raped this foid in '03



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