/asp/ - All Sports

your stupid fucking parfume. not some light, fruity, flowery smell, but a heavy, incense like stench. Makes you smell like im entering the den of some fortune teller, like smells all heavy and dense…not girly.

did you buy a man's cologne just to be different? to stand out? you want to smell like a man? always gotta measure pee pees with the boys, you dumb fucking bitch? Do you ever splash some cologne on your cheeks after you scrape your cheeks with a razor hoping that peach fuzz of yours is gonna become a real man's beard? You wanna feel the alcohol burn of the cologne on your cheeks you crazy bitch?

Its never gonna happen. Because you are biologically a woman. You will never have a beard. You will never have a penis like a real man. even if they stitch some wooden peck in your vagina so you can feel happy. You will always have a gashing hole between your legs shooting blood once a month controlled by the moon. Your emotions are controlled by the moon and by SSRI's because you are not a human being. You are an emotional automaton that goes around smelling like frankincense and sage.

I know you want to punch my lights out but i cant hit a girl. Because you are a girl. You have big shoulders like a monster, like a mutant freak, but you are still a girl. I can give you flowers and hold the door for you and point you to the girls bathroom. And no matter how many steroids you inject in your butt you will always be unable to change a car tire or operate a scissor jack.