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i just wrote the most amazing story
aunty rhea burried in pet cemetary
and they also bury a dog on her neck
cause theres no space, aunty rhea is taking 2 graves of space
because of her big shoulders
so they bury a golden retriever on her neck
just choking her dead corpse
they call buddy matthews to ask if its ok "i dont care" he says
and also a jungle guy comes, a crocodile hunter
and he asks where he can bury 20 pet snakes he had
pythons and cobras
and they just dump them on top of aunty rhea
just rhea, a golden retriever on her neck, and 20 pythons and cobras
so it becomes more of a snake pit..than a grave
but her ugly tattoos are poisoning the soil, so they bring a big bucket of red worms
from the fishing store, and they just dump a bucket of ground worms on her face
so now we have like a self sustaining eco-system, like a bio-dome. were terraforming
and vine plants are going in her eyes and mouth
but also, the pet cemetary is built on top of a native indian cemetary
so she gets cursed, shes burning in hell forever, with the snakes
and also local virgin nerds come fromt he local college
and summon demons on top of her grave
to get girlfriends
â„–11509[Quote]
Fat Bulgarian nigger losing his mind again and 30 dollars
â„–11512[Quote]
>>11508 (OP)>there’s no space>but there is space because all of this other stuff can fit into the graveWorld’s smartest Bulgarian
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>>11512there is no space for more dogs and cats to be buried in separate graves, because your retard body occupies 2 grave plots, rhea.
there were 2 available grave plots before, for 2 animals.
but because you have mountain giant shoulders they had to put you in 2 graves. they had to cut you in the middle and you occupied 2 grave plots.
so when they brought in ROVER the golden retriever…there was no free space for the good boy to be buried alone…so they had to put him on your neck as a shared grave.
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>>11513>had to cut you in the middleYou realizing that would make it one grave plot if the two are combined but you trying to not say it is fucking killing me kek
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>>11514no, its her body occupying 2 grave plots, and even if you combine it into 1 grave plot…that still doesnt make new grave spaces available.
i think that means you would get 2 tombstones aunty rhea. ist that weird? a woman with 2 tombstones, split in half for being too big.
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>>11514Bulgarian math… not even once.
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>>11520Vampire R. Kiril getting BTFO never gets old
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>>11520they are not cutting you in half to fit in 1 grave rhea
they are cutting you in half to fit you in 2 grave plots.
1 grave for your shoulders
2 grave for the rest of your body
thank the gods you finished highschool by being cute
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>>11520He’s now saying high school Rhea was cute. kek what a depraved Bulgarian (KWADB)
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>>11508 (OP)> also local virgin nerds come Giving yourself a bit role in the story is a nice touch. Stephen King would approve
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God damn Kiril got cooked. Better spam more Ai and cry about it on discord to one other guy.
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>>11525lmfao I didn’t even catch this. so many self-KWABS by him in this thread
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Nigga aint no way these threads are multiple people cuh like ain't no way nobody knows who that Twitter literal who is its gotta be just himself replying to himself
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>>11531It’s me, some other guy, and then Kiril