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Looks like shit but Bulgaria is the india of Europe so not a surprise.

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>>11467
Glad it was established it was homemade, Bulgaria has at most one pizza restaurant so I was afraid Kiril went outside

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>>11469
>>11467
rhea sweety why dont you get cucky matthews to get up and make you a pizza? oh he ordered palm oil pizza from dominos? oohhh i guess its just as good

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and remember - you can spend 200$ on a pizza from a local restaurant, you can give them a 200$ tip but its never gonna be a stacked pizza made by a man that loves you…for you.
because your crippled faggot cant cook and doesnt wanna go in the kitchen for 5 minutes for you

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You will never leave Bulgaria. You will never draw a dime. You will never be skinny. You will never attract a woman. You will always seethe and cry over Jewish mods like the shitskin fat fuck nigger you are.

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>>11485
you will never get a man to bake you a pizza
you will never get a man to make you a cake
you will never get 300 replies like asuka on /pw/
you will never get men fawning over you like megan bayne on her xmas tiktoks
you will never get your ass and tits back
you will never attract a self respecting man to marry you
you will bitch and moan to the FBI like the assless bitch you are

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Kek this nigger lost his mind over Rhea no selling his shitty videos and his cringy one man discord where he roleplays by himself KEK

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>>11487
i got 1000 views easy on my last megan bayne video.
when i decide to make a funny meme about you, i cant draw 50 views you assless bitch.
ur fucking useless.
i never should have made fun of you
i should have just kept making megan bayne videos.
people dont even wanna look at you

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>got views because of Megan Bayne ass videos and that’s his barometer
GRIM NIGGER. JUST A FAT GRIM BULGARIAN NIGGER WHO CANT LEAVE HIS HOME

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>>11487
buddy will never make you a custom pizza
buddy will never give you a foot massage
buddy will never carry you up the stairs
buddy will never bake you a red velvet cake
buddy will never bake you cookies
0 people will attend your funeral and the undertaker will drop you in the grave upside down, ass up

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Kek this Bulgarian fat fuck is still
Obsessed with the ginger cuck. It’s like he wants to fuck him kek what a disgusting fat nigger. Keep ip hopping fat fuck

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>>11489
people see me workout outside every day
cats come hang with me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3I1EFBnPo

you workout in your BUNKER gym where you slowly go insane like the shining, you insane bitch

im at one with nature and animals. you are all alone hiding in your bunker gym like a james bond villain

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>>11491
ima hoppity hop on your grave aunty rhea
when 0 people attend i will do an irish dance on your grave and leave many footsteps to simulate that many people came to weep for you.
but we both know even your dogs wouldnt come
they were too busy CHASING BALLS

doggies too busy chasing balls to attend aunty rhea being dropped in an unmarked grave, buried above some cursed indian graveyard

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Kek this fat nigger is still spamming his social media LMAO keep going Kiril you fat sack of shit. You’ll be back to crying about the mods doing their job like you did on Christmas you fat lonely nigger

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>>11494
i had a wonderful yule and i gave presents to my wife
thats right…she gets multiple presents.

did buddy even remember to buy you something?
or was it a friendship bracelet again?

your ass is so small and flacid aunty rhea…no wonder you get kids bracelets are presents.
sad ass makes my pee pee small.

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You have no wife. You spent all day on here and /pw/ changing your ip and buying passes. You are a fat lonely sack of shit who seethes over fake fighting employees you fat nigger. Hurry up and post again so I can report you and watch you restart your router.

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>>11494
what can i say about rhea ripley
her husband gets her crafted bracelets (made by kids) on their anniversary.
aunty rhea is one more frienship bracelet away from blowing her brains out with a revolver she keeps hidden under her desk.

meanwhile i cook for my wife and kiss her feet.

go on aunty rhea…show me that "Awesome" friendship bracelet cucky got you again (:

AYO SQUEEEZE IT AUNTY RHEA SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER

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You have no wife. You have no life. Go ahead and post again you fat glasses wearing Bulgarian nigger obsessed with dicks and trannies like your imaginary wife.

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>>11498
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY HUSBAND GIVES ME FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY WHILE KIRIL BAKES PIZZAS FOR HIS WIFE AND BRINGS HER BREAKFAST IN BED LIKE ITS NORMAL
AAAAAAAH IM BURNING IN JEALOUSYYYY

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>>11498
AAAAAAAAACK WOLVES ARE EATING ME BUT MY ASS IS TOO SMALL SO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT AAAAH WHY DID I GO ON A SHITTY DIET!!!!

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i got santa and krampus to kidnap aunty rhea
i told them she fucked a nigger when she was 18
they gonna finna put her in hell

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>resorts to ai like a fat Indian nigger
>his threads didn’t draw
>his social media draws 0
GRIM

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aunty rhea if i found you with a broken leg in the forest i would throw my cigarette on you to set you on fire and walk away looking cool.

your small ass needs to burn like a brisket bitch

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>>11502
>lost her ass
>lost her boobs
>boulder shoulders

aunty rhea i heard you cried at the dentist
i heard you tear up like a little girl when they get you on the dentist chair
"ohh please noo dont drill my teeth ima cry!"

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ima finna form an angry mob to hunt down aunty rhea like frankenstein and set her on fire with molotov cocktails, because shes a big shouldered FREAK.

HEY FREAK! come over here so i can set your huge shoulders on fire, FREAK!

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bad news guys. aunty rhea choked on a tim-tam and died earlier today… what a way to die.
buddy cheaped out on the funeral so they had to bury her at a pet cemetary next to kitty cats.

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4 insta seethe posts from the fat Bulgaria balding manlet KEK this is too easy.

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>>11507
I don’t know why xhe’s trolling if xhe can’t actually troll. It’s his thread and he can’t keep up the act kek

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>>11501
Kek ai made you jewish

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All me btw

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>>11530
afraid not

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>>11530
Kiril lost his mind.



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