after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was... no longer with usunfortunately... they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.Rhea's body was... pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with

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rhea ripley embalming mix-up Chud 12/01/25 (Mon) 01:39:24 №11240 [Quote]

after the unfortunate banana slip rhea was… no longer with us
unfortunately… they made a mix-up at the mortuary. someone replaced the embalming fluid with melted chocolate.
Rhea's body was… pumped full of chocolate. if someone was to poke her with a finger, rhea would ooze chocolate from her eyes and boobs, kinda like that milka cow.

in the end… rhea ripley became a real tim-tam…even in death she is full of chocolate goodness.

Chud 12/01/25 (Mon) 01:42:25 №11241 [Quote]

Kek what a fat disgusting nigger who can’t leave his country to do anything

Chud 12/01/25 (Mon) 01:52:08 №11242 [Quote]

>>11240 (OP)
You want to fuck Buddy. You hate Rhea because you're jealous of her. You can't stop talking about food because you're fat as shit. I bet you're eating or cooking right now. You look like Kevin Kelly.

Chud 12/01/25 (Mon) 02:26:52 №11244 [Quote]

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>>11242
you wont believe me, but they actually opened her eyes and her mouth so she would look all scared in the coffin. and they put a tim tam in her mouth to make it funny.
(i actually choked drinking while i got this idea and im still coughing)

damn aunty rhea…i almost died making fun of you