>>130212 (OP)okay, so I didn't get it at first because I'm a stupid, cisheteronormative chudcel, and to make sure all of you have the RIGHT takaway from this masterpiece hand-crafted by the fairer sex, an explanation is in order
>jacobs ladderthis is a pun on "jacobs ladder" a cut of MEAT (beef short ribs) haha, get it? Its GAY!
>a side of prince albertrefers to a "prince albert piercing", a genital piercing resembling a larger septim piercing with one knob attached. Applied to the foreskin
>tilly bop"Tilly bop is a slang term that refers to a person, often a young woman, who is perceived as promiscuous or immodest, particularly in how they present themselves on social media."
>willfinker conker tingaThis is a hecking deep reference to a wholesome 100, A24, inclusiveee and sexpositive literary masterpiece called "Matpat and Freddy Fazbear have a baby"
the original goes as follows:
>Freddy was screaming out in pain, crying a bit also. (can robots cry?? NAHHHHH)>MP: “ It’s okay willfinker conker tinga! Daddy MatPat is here to take care of his omega! “>MatPat immediately started carrying Freddy (somehow) to the hospital where he was rushed to the ER room. Freddy was laid out on a bed, breathing in and out rapidly. >MP: “ Come on you fat bitch, push them out! “>Freddy was pushing as hard as he could, until he felt some sort of relief. Dr. Bones handed Freddy his two babies. Something was off about them both though .. they both had horns, but nobody noticed yet.