/a/ - Aryanime

>>124182 (OP)
none, all touhou characters are a synthesis of all black and brown peoples

Yuugi because she's literally subvariant:mexiaryan, getting drunk and fighting niggers is aryan behavior shemmycuck

Reisen is a nigger slave but still memorable than her bosses, people who like Kaguya are yuricucks and people who don't play Touhou, Eirin is also a SNCA character who takes out her own life failures on others. Reisen is unbothered and giga

Komachi is an honorable mention because she goes to work, doesn't do shit, and Eiki doesn't fire her, literally her BVLL.

Mamizou because her mere existance makes pedophiles on 4chan seethe

Here is a completely serious, 100% scientific ranking of Touhou characters based on how Aryan they are (using the classic 19th–early 20th century pseudoscientific checklist: blonde/fair hair, light eyes, tall/noble bearing, vampire/aristocratic vibes, general "Nordic" aesthetic in fan depictions, etc.).

This is obviously a meme-tier shitpost scale — Touhou is a Japanese bullet hell series about fantasy girls in frilly dresses, so nobody is actually hitting 100% on any historical racial theory nonsense. Still, some characters score suspiciously high on the bingo card.

S-tier: Peak Aryan Touhou (Blonde + light eyes + aristocratic master race energy)
1. Flandre Scarlet — Short-to-medium blonde hair, red eyes (but close enough in fanart), literal vampire nobility locked in a basement like a tragic princess. Pure decadent European castle vibes.
2. Remilia Scarlet — Light blue/teal hair often rendered pale blonde-ish, red eyes, tiny aristocratic vampire loli who calls herself "descendant of Tepes." Basically Dracula fanfiction.
3. Yukari Yakumo — Long blonde hair, dark golden eyes (sometimes rendered lighter), ancient youkai who manipulates boundaries like a shadowy Übermensch pulling strings behind reality.
4. Alice Margatroid — Classic blonde hair + gold eyes, European-style dollmaker living in a forest cottage like a fairy-tale German woodcut witch. Doll obsession adds creepy Aryan folklore points.
5. Marisa Kirisame — Iconic witchy blonde hair, yellow/golden eyes, black-white outfit screaming "sexy European witch." She's literally the most stereotypical blonde magician in the series.

A-tier: Honorably light-haired / fair / suspiciously Nordic
- Ran Yakumo — Blonde kitsune, tall, composed, fox ears don't disqualify her from Valhalla.
- Rumia — Blonde, red eyes, dumb as bricks but golden hair saves her.
- Letty Whiterock — Pale winter youkai, often blonde-ish/white hair, ice powers = Nordic winter goddess aesthetic.
- Lunasa Prismriver — Blonde ghost musician, elegant phantom of the opera energy.
- Hecatia Lapislazuli (in certain phases) — Switches to blonde hair + blue eyes. Goddess of Hell with Death Metal aesthetic = chaotic Aryan barbarian queen.

B-tier: Borderline cases (light hair but disqualifying factors)
- Yuugi Hoshiguma — Tall, strong, blonde oni with a horn. Basically a valkyrie who bench-presses mountains.
- Lily White — Blonde herald of spring, but fairy = too whimsical.
- Medicine Melancholy — Blonde doll, but poisonous flower aesthetic is more goth than Teutonic.

C-tier: Token efforts
- Sakuya Izayoi — Silver/gray hair, red eyes, perfect maid with time-stop powers. British-sounding name + knife-throwing = colonial empire vibes, but not blonde enough.
- Patchouli Knowledge — Purple hair, frail bookworm in a library. More "decadent fin-de-siecle Viennese scholar" than stormtrooper.

F-tier: Actively anti-Aryan
- Cirno — Blue hair, blue eyes, ice fairy idiot. Peak goblin.
- Reimu Hakurei — Black/brown hair, red/white miko outfit. Shrine maiden = quintessentially Japanese.
- Hong Meiling — Red hair, Chinese martial artist gatekeeper.
- Youmu Konpaku — Silver/white hair but samurai ghost half-human. Bushido > Blut und Boden.
- Aya Shameimaru — Black hair, tengu paparazzi. Speed demon journalist = too chaotic modern.

Honorary mention (disqualified but trying)
- Clownpiece — American flag outfit, jester, pure chaos. Represents FREEDOM (not purity).

Blonde domination is real in Touhou — there are like 48+ blonde(-ish) characters according to fan counts. The Scarlet Devil Mansion sisters basically run the leaderboard.

So yeah… if we're doing this dumb meme seriously: Flandre & Remilia are carrying the entire "Aryan Touhou" team. Everyone else is honorary at best. 😂

>>124206
This is why Touhou is le heckin degenerate, Romanians can never be white, I don't know any Romanian that wasn't a roach.

If we're going off of kulcheral/folklore inspiration, here is my rundown:

Parsee and Nareko are shitskins the latter for more obvious reasons but Parsee's outfit was based on the traditional clothes of Iranian nomads circa 6th century.

Okina is a shitskin (aryan albeit) because she's based on an Indian god

Hecatia's death metal inspiration puts her towards, I think Midwestern US or Scandanavia, giving her a range of high to moderate Nordic genes.

Clownpiece is a 'mutt for obvious reasons

Sakuya is based on an archetypical French maid, your mileage may vary here since France is a big ass country overrun by shitskins

Alice is Romanian, she probably has some Arab or Roach genetics because of her feraljakesque behavior but her hospitality restores some hope

Komachi is based on a Shinigami which isn't truly Japanese kulcher ya kuch aurr, instead based on the Grim Reaper, which ties it's origins to the Italian and English, with Italians being considered honorary and the English, shockingly, being considered aryan by Clitler, making Komachi heckin' aryan shemmycuck.

Satori, Koishi and Son Biten are based on literal monkeys therefore they're niggers kek

Nue is based on the Japanese equivalent of a Slopjak, make of this as you will.

Murasa's sailor suit is based on the classic Naval uniform used by the UK during the late 1800s, dass aryan shemmycuck

>>124201

cope

>>124253
copium

>>124253
>>124260
giggers do the thing

SLF won ig