>>107439 (OP)Picture this scenario: A butcher has just one job. To slaughter that little piggy. A piglet a capable butcher would need less than an hour to kill and clean. But this butcher spends 3+ years merely attempting to do so, not managing to kill it, forget about reaching the stage of cleaning out its guts etc, piggy doesn't even die, all the while the butcher is cutting himself on his own blades, holding his knives backwards and upside down, somehow breaking them all so keeps having to replace them, and he gets piggy's and his own blood into his eyes causing him to not see what he's doing, so he's fumbling around falling and hurting his head on objects in the room, swearing and sweating and bleeding profusely, while constantly crying and seething about it all and blaming others for the misery he's causing himself. Does that piggy have superpowers or is the butcher just absurdly incapable of doing the job he set out to do and should stick to playing with soft cuddly toys that can't hurt him?