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Soot, creator of the Sharty, has shat his pants today while trying to deliver 60 pizzas to Pyrocynical.

After its discovery and threat assessment by the SSA, the 'arty has launched a preemptive strike on the image board "Selene.zawarudo.org". This has resulted in the wiping of three boards and the spamming of several others. We would like to thank the 'teens who took part and keep our site safe from NAS.

YOU ARE MY PERSONAL ARMY
YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
YOU WILL POST GEMS
YOU WILL GO TO https://wiki.soyjak.party/Selene.zawarudo.org AND FIX UP THE PAGE IF YOU TOOK PART IN THE BATTLE

The factchecker division of the newly founded SSA has confirmed that root is not a woman. This should be obvious and Dr. Goldsoy's recent groundbreaking paper only confirms this… These malicious lies will not be tolerated, and the Janitorial staff have been given special permission to ban all disinformants. This also extends to any 'teens who want to, and I quote, "Rape root too death", "Commision something gemmy involving rooties soysona', and "Try to get with root". I repeat, root is a man. A manly man. This is a sointific fact, and you horny faggots will BLEED.

YOU WILL STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!
YOU WILL YOU NEWSPEAK
AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ROOT A WOMAN

As the title says, new board has been created for /biz/ refugees to potentially find their new home on sharty after their old one was ruined by retarded decisions of 4cuck jannies.
It can be found here: >>>/biz/

samefags everywhere on >>>/raid/ have been unutterably decimated after godmods enabled IDs, even applying to posts days before the change was implemented
top level fact checkers at cnn and snopes estimate that a whopping 2 samefags have been affected by this board-shattering change, triggering a diaspora of demoralized selfbumpers necroing their failraids to finally retreat to swedish win
in an attempt to get their thoughts on this change, we have deployed our finest journalists at the samefags' new lair, it has been mostly unfruitful since both of them only spoke in hindu and smelled like festering shit, so we came back with an interpreter, it had gone more smoothly and they didn't even throw cow shit at us this time, this is what they had to say
"hello saar its fackin embarrassing we cant fuckin redeem our bobs and vagene from trannie's on sharty any more luckily we brought our sacred cows to poo in the loo for us and we sometimes fack them too want to try our famous cow dung tikka masala saar is really good trust me"
thank you for coming to my ted talk

Today /soy/ raided Getchan.net a commiepedotroon imageboard.
Xhey where able to steal four (4!) GETs in the /test/ board

Today has been a good day for the netizens of sotjak.party. We've been able to steal 2 (TWO!) GeTs which, with yesterday's heyuri GET,make up a TREBLE of EPIC WINS
>Lainchan's GET
This GET took a long slowburn operation, but it was worth it. Firstly, teens LARPED as natoves to bump the PPH up, then, we the GET was near, we fastburned it and successfully stole it, causing their jannies to LOCK /hum/. Today was also their 10th anniversary, which make this win even more gemmy
>Endchan's GET
This was much easier to GET. Teens simply fastburned while janny was asleep and successfully stole the 11111 GET on /hisrol/
<REDDIT SPACE
Overrall, this has been a very good start of the day

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58388587

You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).

In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signin

When you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.
After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.

Clicking the verification link in the email will permit you to post normally. The verification link is valid for 24 hours.
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Bradenjak was created today and is seeing much popularity recently on /soy/, it is a jak with a lot of facial hair, glasses, and like many other jaks a gaping mouth. He is very Gemmy and many agree he’s a good weapon in soydueling and is good for just blogposting too.