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BREAKING: New highly contagious disease is spreading among teens Chud 10/02/24 (Wed) 05:53:40 №1553 [Reply]

WHO declared the start of new pandemic that wreaks havoc among soyteens, especially those who recently arrived to sharty through immigration programms.
Symptoms mainly consist of embedded image of a certain racist anthro fox. Most of the time newGOD will simply copy the image and spread the disease to others without even knowing he is infected. Once they know they are infected they try to find out who that fox is and then slow procces of turning into a furGOD begins. Once infection reaches the final phase they become more aggresive, open with their intent and completely lose their soyteen status (pic 3 is an example of their posts. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS)
OldGODS are completely mind broken since their board is being infiltrated with a cute anthro fox who is also racist and thus sitewide unrest began. Means of hiding embedded Averis are often highly sophisticated and it takes time to reveal infection, which makes people accuse others of being an actual furfag.
As of right now it remains unclear where this virus came from. Some say it all began with a fucking frognigger embedding this raisin onto a frog (example on 4ths pic, bottom left. HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS), thus making it a typical frognigger attack. /anthro/ thread on /g/ denies any responsibility, bipoc police says that they didnt find any evidence that there was any planning at all. However some insist that it was all a furfag plan to get /anthro/ board back, which is still isnt deleted. Some conspiracy theorists think that the reason it is still isnt deleted is because furKINGS have a certain control on admins team, which is all but just a speculation
Soyentists say it may all happened because of the state of the site:
>no new OCs
>no making fun of the left
>no making fun of the soy
>/raid/ is still locked
Soyentists suggest that the only way to get rid of the disease is to
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Chud 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:55:07 №1573

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>Don't add /anthro/ or it'll become a gooner hellhole like last time.
froot is gooning xher black micropenis to furries

Chud 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:37:43 №1575

>>1553
how the fuck does that webm work

natcon 10/05/24 (Sat) 18:22:43 №1577

>>1575
wacky webm

Chud 10/08/24 (Tue) 20:27:33 №1588

Nigger

George Floyd Negroid Propylon Cybor 10/10/24 (Thu) 20:34:11 №1608

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BREAKING: ALL PIZZA HUTS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES TO BE DEMOLISHED AT THE ORDER OF PRESIDENT JOE BID Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:10:31 №1526 [Reply]

>Breaking: President Biden Orders Nationwide Demolition of All Pizza Huts, Citing Safety Concerns Over “Flimsy Wooden Structures”

>In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has issued an executive order mandating the immediate closure and demolition of all Pizza Hut locations across the country. The reason? The President reportedly believes that each establishment is housed within literal huts made of unstable wooden materials, endangering public safety.

>“Folks, I’ve seen these huts,” Biden said during an impromptu press conference. “They’re not up to code. We have Americans eating pizza in tiny wooden places that could collapse at any moment, man. Not a joke!”

>“I’m not sure who told him that every Pizza Hut is contained within a rickety hut made of sticks, but we tried explaining,” said an anonymous White House staffer. “He keeps pointing to the word ‘Hut’ in the name and asking why we’re letting people dine inside ‘glorified sheds.’”

Guys, is it over?

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Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:33:21 №1534

>>1531
Likes eating garbage award

Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:34:05 №1535

>>1534
pretentious contrarian award

Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:36:06 №1536

OYYYY

Chud 10/01/24 (Tue) 05:29:48 №1539

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>>1526

>>Breaking: President Biden Orders Nationwide Demolition of All Pizza Huts, Citing Safety Concerns Over “Flimsy Wooden Structures”

>>In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has issued an executive order mandating the immediate closure and demolition of all Pizza Hut locations across the country. The reason? The President reportedly believes that each establishment is housed within literal huts made of unstable wooden materials, endangering public safety.
>
>>“Folks, I’ve seen these huts,” Biden said during an impromptu press conference. “They’re not up to code. We have Americans eating pizza in tiny wooden places that could collapse at any moment, man. Not a joke!”
>
>>“I’m not sure who told him that every Pizza Hut is contained within a rickety hut made of sticks, but we tried explaining,” said an anonymous White House staffer. “He keeps pointing to the word ‘Hut’ in the name and asking why we’re letting people dine inside ‘glorified sheds.’”
>
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Chud 10/08/24 (Tue) 18:48:22 №1587

>>1539
why is there a embedded search buttons

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==+=DOCTOS THEY SHOT UP PAPER SCHOOL=+== Chud 09/29/24 (Sun) 07:39:09 №1518 [Reply]

On Thursday, September 26, 2024, a teenager named Nathaniel Higgers went on to shoot and kill several students and staff members, it took approximately 14 minutes for him to kill them and reports from onlookers say he was yelling obscene phrases such as "KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED PEDO TRANNY FPE WILL NEVER BE SHARTY CULTURE" while doing so.

The victims of the shooting include Miss circle and several others that I can't be assed to add.

We visited his mother, Nighlydislike Higgers to interview her and her thoughts on his son's actions, "He was a bit strange, talking about how vegetables cause porn addiction. He would call me things such as an obsessed cord mom, whatever the hell that meant".

The FPE community is mourning the victims of the shooting and will be hosting a vigil this Sunday night at 8pm.

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Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:12:27 №1562

>>1547
>killed alive
>escaped paper school
Only niggers can do that; PINGASTRANNY IS A NIGGER!!!!

Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:44:13 №1563

>>1562
It was a grammar error. Pingas man wasn’t killed alive. He survived

Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:14:30 №1568

^^^
namenigga worshipers above me

Chud 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:15:16 №1569

^^^
namenigga worshipers above me

Chud 10/05/24 (Sat) 16:35:08 №1576

>>1547
Nobody cares about your namefags

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hey guys, heres my newest jak or something Chud 10/02/24 (Wed) 08:51:08 №1555 [Reply]

its the chud

Chud 10/02/24 (Wed) 08:51:48 №1556

this is awesome isnt it? oh wait you cant see this..

Chud 10/19/24 (Sat) 19:11:11 №1810

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>hey guys, heres my newest jak or something Chud 17 days ago №1555Quote [Subscribe] [Voice Chat]
<(Preddt space)
>its the chud

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Chud 10/02/24 (Wed) 08:49:09 №1554 [Reply]

hi little goyyyyyy

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The French Invade the 'lanet! Chud 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:12:17 №1478 [Reply]

Users from French forum onche.org were seen raiding the pixelplanet, only to promptly be stopped by brave Trumpflaryan warriors.

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Chud 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:51:40 №1495

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>c'est un peu le Onche de 4chan

Chud 09/26/24 (Thu) 00:39:14 №1505

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>>1478
>france

Chud 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:03:14 №1510

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>>1490

Chud 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:26:28 №1521

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>Oy vey! I'm bored goyim! *schlop* *gluk*

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Sharty gets new backup domain Chud 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:04:30 №1511 [Reply]

Following Sharty's former chink domain host Nicenic (who doxbin used) changing their policy about doxxing to appease heckin wholesome niggers and pedos, our domains soyak.party and soyjakwiki.net were baleeted.

Now we have soyjak.st for which WILL NOT get taken down because…well it just won't OKAY??

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Chud 09/28/24 (Sat) 09:45:57 №1514

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frogxisters, your response?

Chud 09/28/24 (Sat) 13:28:33 №1515

Main site ran out of bandwidth

Chud 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:01:13 №1516

Please prove that this was from their telegram chud

Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 11:35:37 №1524

raisin nobody cares award

Chud 09/30/24 (Mon) 16:48:58 №1525

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Made an aryan stinker

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10 million posts on the sharty Chud 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:58:06 №1376 [Reply]

2 days late award
>An unknown error occured when posting!

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Chud 09/17/24 (Tue) 20:23:56 №1474

>>10000000

Chud 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:01:20 №1488

cool

Chud 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:55:21 №1496

One can only guess what it was, and if it was a gem or not. Pity.

One final goodbye. 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:13:36 №1503

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I am tired of the soysphere and this is my farewell. I have been on the sharty since early 2021 and on /qa/ for even longer and back then it was one of the funniest and most unique communities on the internet, but after /qa/ closed and the CP spam startred in earnest, it's been an awful experience every time I've opened it. All the memes, inside jokes and in-jokes and all that was gone. The atmosphere was long gone. It was, quite simply, not a fun place to go to anymore, and it hadn't been for a long time. That was until early froot era, when a noticeable chunk of /soy/ (especially the jackbox raid threads) were clearly underage lolcows. This resparked the old feeling of "there's nothing better to do here, let's just make fun of them." This newfound energy also revived the old memes and in-jokes. But that was short lived, and now I'm just depressed. Years of memes, creativity and energy were wasted on people who don't even care. We, in the end, were just a bunch of edgelords. There's no magic to it. And it's sad that it only took such a small part of my life to see that. /qa/ was a fucking miracle. We didn't deserve that, so we threw it all away. This is my last post on /soy/ and this is the end of me for all I know. I'm going to go back to my raisinty home life and my raisinty job and continue my raisinty existence and continue being raisinty. And you'll do the same. So what was the point of all of this? There was none. None at all. I have saw soyquotes on twitter funnier than any of the posts made in here. Soyquotes that were never archived and are forever lost. But it was fun while it lasted. I know this all sounds like the cliche "im leaving" threads but I really am leaving and for good this time.

To all the cp spammers, kill yourselves. To those who were on /qa/ but are too scared to post here, you didn't even try. And to all the newer posters who had never even experienced the wonder that was /qa/, you're a bunch of faggots and good riddance to you. If you were ever apart of this community in any way at all you know what I'm talking about. You know the magic I mean. You also know it's long gone. As for me, I'm a cuck and that's all I am. I'm a cuck that was apart of something great, I'm a cuck that watched it die and I'm a cuck that was too afraid to act because I knew no matter what, there'd be nothing I could do. I'm a cuck, and I hate myself for it. /qa/ was a miracle, and /soy/ is a mistake. I really am leaving this time. I swear. Fuck Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Chud 09/29/24 (Sun) 21:39:40 №1523

Became oversaturated and went into twitter land

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A game competition has launched! Chud 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:55:53 №1416 [Reply]

The manager is running a competition on >>>/mtv/52650
for Black Ops 1 Zombies (install guide here, you do not need to own it on Steam, but you can either way >>>/mtv/52350)
You must have a team of 4 players who can play on Friday and Saturday to compete, and you must also come up with a name for your team
Whichever team gets to the highest round on the specified map will move to the next bracket.

There will be 6 teams, with 4 on each team, so 24 players will be required!

Prizes:
Third place and above: A soygem pass
Second place and above: Potentially a nameplate that says "Winner" on the Schlog (if you use it)
First place: Each player on your team will receive 5 random Steam game keys!

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Chud 09/05/24 (Thu) 13:10:23 №1432

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