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Neo-Soyspeak was created, it was created to counter troons on twitter using gem and coal. Chud 04/03/24 (Wed) 22:34:37 №446 [Reply]

Neo-soyspeak was made today (April 3rd), after troubling news that troons had started to use gem and coal.
It is still being developed but it’s started to be used in /soy/.
It is a language comprised of multiple dialects in the soysphere.

Translation of Neo-Soyspeak to Oldgod Soyspeak
Cutie = gem, Zellig = coal
Carrot = Gemerald, Chud = chad
Ruby = apple, Crayon = chalk

The language is expected to expand rapidly in the next coming months. Normies had used gem before but it’s never gotten so bad that even troons would use it, with the ever growing threat we need to evolve.
In these troubling times soyteens will evolve, it is time You consider changing your vocabulary to Neo-Soyspeak.

Chud 04/03/24 (Wed) 22:35:30 №447

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Also yes I made this thread before and deleted it, it needed to be good I only serve the best for soyteens

Chud 04/04/24 (Thu) 01:17:27 №453

Bump

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First recorded L*mefield appearance in nearly a year Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 21:17:42 №134 [Reply]

Since the reveal that Fr00t self-inserts as an orange fruitjak, old wounds between limes and oranges have been reopened. While sparce, there have been several fruitduels of note since the froot era began. For some reason albeit on 3/24/24 a fruitduel has escalated to use of L*mefield. While the carnage has been isolated to only a handful of threads, expert Soientist believe that if things are left unchecked the 'arty may undergo another citrus skirmish or even another battle of the ridge.

YOU WILL NOT POST ANY FURTHER FRUITJAKS
YOU WILL DEESCALATE

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Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 03:45:57 №177

Gay ARG. Sage.

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 04:16:18 №178

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>>177
>Gay ARG. Sage.
>He doesn't sage
SAD!

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 19:08:09 №210

>>165
double mouth award

Chud 03/29/24 (Fri) 09:27:31 №279

I'm going to escalate the fruit tensions

Chud 04/03/24 (Wed) 09:25:24 №421

>>279
Its over albeit, nothing ever happens

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HE IS HERE Chud 04/03/24 (Wed) 09:05:45 №419 [Reply]

DQRK CQBSQN HQS BQQN RQLQQSQD. QVQRYBQDY PLQQSQ STQY CQLM

Chud 04/03/24 (Wed) 09:24:20 №420

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>Checks notes
Nothing every happens chud

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I Bumped EVERY Ongezellig Thread on Sharty /qa/ and THIS Happened! Chud 03/30/24 (Sat) 03:33:00 №302 [Reply]

>>>/qa3/

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Chud 03/30/24 (Sat) 19:18:43 №317

>>303
Gigachad says that

Chud 03/30/24 (Sat) 20:15:16 №319

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>>>303
>Gigachad says that

Chud 03/31/24 (Sun) 14:42:43 №346

>>302
TZV

Chud 03/31/24 (Sun) 14:49:09 №347

>>346
inb4 this is a honeypot to Crucify 'zellig gems

Chud 04/02/24 (Tue) 22:33:39 №412

Why is this board in 2000s style

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>>>/health/ removed for unknown reasons, t'rannies dilatin'g in celebration Chud 03/31/24 (Sun) 14:57:16 №351 [Reply]

Bring it back you lazy Romans

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Chud 04/01/24 (Mon) 12:00:51 №382

/health/ was shit though it was LITERALLY self improvement

Chud 04/01/24 (Mon) 12:16:39 №383

>>364
so TEH INTERWEBZ boys who went to /health/ were healthy enough to know sometimes being on TEH INTERWEBZ will make you insane? well, cover me surprised because this site writes like they are bunch of autists.

Chud 04/01/24 (Mon) 12:27:37 №384

>>353
Since when was that a good enough reason to remove a section of the userbase?

Chud 04/02/24 (Tue) 19:24:52 №410

>>364
written like a true 4cuck
Boards shouldn't get added or removed based on what you want. It should be based on what community asks for. Nobody cares you don't like it or that you think imageboards aren't conducive to health.
>trvthnvkes
holy shit please just rope already

Chud 04/02/24 (Tue) 19:25:05 №411

>>384
this

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neutralplier has been elected admin of the 'party. Neutral posters are neutral, sources say Chud 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:50:17 №399 [Reply]

neutralplier has been elected admin of the 'party

neutralposters neutral about this decision

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Chud 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:30:34 №397 [Reply]

do you see my face going skibidi skibidi

Chud 09/19/24 (Thu) 11:59:22 №1485

1

Chud 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:00:25 №1486

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Chud 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:00:50 №1487

three

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Tripfagging enabled, a new age of baiting with the name field ensues not moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:21:45 №396 [Reply]

>hi i'm moot and ill get into an argument with a TEH INTERWEBZ mod whos also moot over whos really moot
Among other things, this is one or the major happenings of the TEH INTERWEBZ on April fools
ITT: We discuss April 1st, 2004 in the context of the TEH INTERWEBZ.

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