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After a week of being forced to use https://soyak.party/
'teens rejoice the reintroduction of the main domain.
Hopefully, here to stay.
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>>635
nigger what

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>>635

bait

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5 the hsjsj

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>>>606 (OP)
>Tell us the name of the hosting service that tried to steal our domain so that we can raid them.

Wasn't a domain per say, but it was a website called Socialfurr.com

Fag got so pressed he ddossed the site



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Heyuri, the coalyma owned imageboard formerly ruled by Carter, also known as kΓ»z, was raided by the sharty today, and their 99999 and 100000 GETS have been stolen!
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zeb89 won

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>>570
'emmy

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sharty won

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1550 get

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Serious sam Gemerald



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test


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This rare footage shows a soyteen upon being provided a Dictionary.
This experiment, conducted by the SSA, was to explore the mindset of soyteens who post on soyjak.party daily and incorprate it into their personal life, since sharty culture involves a variety of slang language and other words that mean entirely different things on soyjak.party, a Dictionary was seen as the most reliable and simple way to observe any potential reactions.

The SSA have observed a variety of unique reactions, from laughter, to even rage induced violence, these reactions all correlate well enough with each other to be classified under a new syndrome called "Sharty Fixation Syndrome", a syndrome that stems from far too much sharty usage and influence from sharty culture.

The Miss Circle paper doll, the compass tool with pencil, and the novelty matchstick themed pen were not taken away from the soyteen, not only out of caution , fearing that taking away the 'teens possesions might agitate him, but also to see how he would use them on his Dictionary, a slightly regretful desicion, but also one that provided facinating results.

At the end of the test, the soyteen was provided a small blank sheet of paper to write somthing about himself on, it's the same paper seen at the end of the video.

The SSA declared this a sucessful test and have set to work on a "Sharty Fixation Syndrome" wiki page.


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Imagine falling for a fucking false flag root himself confirmed was a false flag


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Root is adminn 6 because he said something i didn't like.

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fuck off uttpfag



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Can someone make a [contact] link in the top bar? The pinned post on /soy/ lost its image.


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The popular image board "Soyjak.party" has been found to have caused brain damage and severe bouts of greymatter especially in children ages 0-17.
<fauci
Doctor 'Samael' Soystein described it as: "It's like these kids have some sort of brain infection.""The ones that browsed the '/QA/' and '/NATE/' had the worst of these effects including but not limited to; supramarginal gyrus inflamation, amygdala inflamation, greymatter, brain shrinking, weakened frontal lobe etc.
The full repercussions will likely not be understood for a very long time. Soyberg Tells parents to "watch out".


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New killer-troon
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NIGGA IM FROM BENSALEM AND MY COUSIN WENT TO SCHOOL WITH XIM

She said that xe posted the girls body on xis story

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>>120
>transitioned after being arrested
This is just a white boi submitting to BBCs in jail

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>>120
*HE was arrested for 15 years.

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erm, achually killing kids is,, le bad!



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After careful review by the SSA and support from the root administration, Operation: Reality has been approved for official aid. The SSA, now led by Dr. Soystein, have determined that in order to get passed these turbulent times, fresh and high quality newGods will be required. IRL jakking is also one of the highest forms of gems, with several notable gemeralds coming out of it. Operation: Reality kills two birds with one stone, and ALL 'teens are encouraged to take part. How hard could it be to print out an image and tape it to a wall? For more information, see >>>/soy/6763564 .

YOU WILL IRL JAK
YOU WILL DEFER TO EXPERT OPINIONS
YOU WILL OBEY ROOT AND THE SSA
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upvoter

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Will be tracing soyjaks on to paper and taping them to various trees and such. Too retarded to operate a printer unless one of you knows.

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>>558
Printers are literally the easiest thing to operate you just need to spend a million dollars on some ink

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>>559
I live near a place with a printer, i'll just use that one.

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