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Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 14:14:21 №198 [Reply]

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer, Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency . I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that…. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 20:59:07 №214

>>198
OHIO GOOFY AHH THREAD

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Putin dismissed US warnings of extremist attacks in Moscow Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 16:25:25 №72 [Reply]

Link: https://thehill.com/policy/international/4553648-putin-dismissed-us-warnings-moscow-attack/

>Russian President Vladimir Putin brushed off U.S. warnings of extremist attacks in Moscow, days before gunmen carried out a rampage at a Moscow concert hall that left at least 137 people dead last week.
>The U.S. Embassy in Russia issued a security alert warning on March 7 that “extremists” are planning an attack in Moscow and advised individuals to avoid large gatherings over the next two days.
>Putin later called the embassy’s alerts “provocative” and “outright blackmail,” intended to damage Russian society.
>“I would also like to recall the recent provocative statements by a number of official Western structures regarding potential terrorist attacks in Russia,” Putin said during a March 19 meeting of the Federal Security Board, per a Kremlin transcript.
>“All these actions resemble outright blackmail and the intention to intimidate and destabilize our society. You are well aware of them, so I will not go into details at this point.”

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Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 18:14:51 №111

No one cares

Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 18:21:01 №113

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okay but what does this have to do with my BBC board

Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 19:14:15 №117

why should we care

Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 19:19:54 №118

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'cado thread

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 18:05:33 №209

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>'cado thread

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Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 11:39:49 №189 [Reply]

>WE FUCKING NEED A NEWS CHANNEL ON THE BALD MAM WITH GLASSES WEBSITE TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN, EITHER THIS OR SPAM CP ON ALTCHANS!

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 14:38:10 №199

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>I HATE NEW THINGS… RETURN TO OLD THINGS NOW!

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 15:23:57 №203

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>>199
>adding unnecessary new shit LE GOOOD!

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Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 10:40:46 №185 [Reply]

New 'murican infrastructure failure

>The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, has collapsed after a large container boat collided with it early Tuesday morning.
>Reports came in around 1:30 a.m. Tuesday that a large vessel crashed into a column in the central part of the bridge carrying north and southbound lanes of Interstate 695, catching on fire before causing multiple vehicles to fall into the Patapsco River below.
>At least seven vehicles, including at least one tractor-trailer-sized vehicle, fell into the water, Baltimore City Fire spokesman Kevin Cartwright told WTOP.
>Rescuers were searching for at least seven people in the water.
>“This is a dire emergency,” Cartwright, told The Associated Press. “Our focus right now is trying to rescue and recover these people.”
>He added that some cargo appeared to be dangling from the bridge, which spans the Patapsco River, a vital artery that along with the Port of Baltimore is a hub for shipping on the East Coast. Opened in 1977, the bridge is named for the writer of “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
>Petty officer Matthew West from the Coast Guard in Baltimore told WTOP that a container ship flying under a Singapore flag crashed into the bridge. The vessel, called “Dali,” was headed through Baltimore to Colombo, Sri Lanka, as its final destination, according to Marine Traffic and Vessel Finder maps and data.
https://wtop.com/baltimore/2024/03/key-bridge-in-baltimore-collapses-after-hitting-large-boat/

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 12:04:51 №191

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>New 'murican infrastructure failure
even doe its a hamas terrorist attack
>leaves dock
>locks on to the nearest bridge instantly demolishing it within 1 minute

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 13:16:49 №196

>>185
do you expect it to withstand a cargo ship going full speed ahead into one of its columns?

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GET on /Soy/ projected, Soyteens predict the future Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 16:15:43 №67 [Reply]

>King of shit nobody cares about here to report on soysphere news
The 6666666th GET is projected to occur within the week and many Chuds are trying to accelerate the GET, steal it and predict what it may be.

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Chud 03/25/24 (Mon) 21:00:59 №130

The GET will be Poopson. It's early 2024, the Farty recently went through a shitfit of drama and a lot of soyteens are upset. Perfect time for posting Poopson.
>>101
Is this Russian/Ukrainian counterpart of Nikocado?

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 00:51:41 №166

>>89
meds, not a janny thread I'm op

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 02:05:37 №169

If the get is from the O9A fag and it's not an image of the mother of god or something gemmy sharty culture will die

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 03:16:20 №171

>>101
Ask Froot

Chud 03/26/24 (Tue) 12:51:48 №195

>>130
Holy shit you predicted the future

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