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Delta Force Arrests Klaus Schwab Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 12:52:18 №1890 [Reply]

A Delta Force strike team arrested 86-year-old World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab Friday following a deadly firefight that started at the fortified gate at his 7,770-square-foot, six-acre compound in Switzerland and ended in his bed-chamber, where the death-bringing geezer lay in bed hooked up to a self-dispensing Adrenochrome infusion machine, a source in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.

https://realrawnews.com/2024/04/delta-force-arrests-klaus-schwab/

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Lord Nigger 10/23/24 (Wed) 20:38:31 №1906

meds now

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 18:44:35 №1939

>>1890
the sheer projection and trump-kikery of this article means that this is false news
Klaus Schwab is a Trve Hitlerite Patriot who vvil enact total nigger death
who ever made xhis is an obsessed nigger troon butthurt projecting trumpfag commie cuck who's gonna kill xerself in 5 days time
>Inb4 seethe

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 18:50:12 №1941

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>>>1890 (OP)
>the sheer projection and trump-kikery of this article means that this is false news
>Klaus Schwab is a Trve Hitlerite Patriot who vvil enact total nigger death
>who ever made xhis is an obsessed nigger troon butthurt projecting trumpfag commie cuck who's gonna kill xerself in 5 days time
>>Inb4 seethe

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 19:21:28 №1942

>>1941
Bugerald

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:11:35 №1992

Gem
Or something

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ITS A STALEMATE: 2-2 Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:44:03 №1982 [Reply]

In the last few weeks 'teens have managed to achieve the /vt/ GET in 4cuck and the GET in /3/.
<reddit
But today, the sharty has entered on a stalemate 2-2, somehow we managed to fuck up the /zelling/ GET and we have recently lost the most valuable /vg/ 500M GET.
<reddit
But dont worry, its just getting started, some 'teens have acquired new targets
> Wizchan /b/
> Leftypol /leftypol/
We are still waiting for someone to do something about it instead of sitting on his ass, the raids might begin tomorrow since leftypol is only 1k posts away.
This could end up in a disaster or become one great victory for the sharty.

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 07:15:29 №1983

??

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Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds! Chud 10/22/24 (Tue) 22:10:22 №1869 [Reply]

Heartwarming: blonde elderly man serves McDonalds!
he cooks so well!

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Chud 10/24/24 (Thu) 00:05:43 №1916

marge why is he putting himself down to this level just seems awkward

Chud 10/24/24 (Thu) 00:06:10 №1917

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>>>1869 (OP)
>he looks gay slava kamala

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 01:09:21 №1933

>>1909
>da Joos™
chuds..

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 00:17:09 №1968

up

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:10:20 №1989

Cooked

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/vt/ 88000000 GET - Total Soyteen Victory Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 06:02:57 №1882 [Reply]

Title. Some teens also posted Pipkin Pippa's 'za receptacle address (xer dox) and images of xer in real life afterwards

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Merkincel 10/24/24 (Thu) 23:55:52 №1932

Didn't win against /pol/ though

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 02:05:25 №1936

This is unironically big cause /vt/ is REALLY fast and sharty always fails the Gets.

TerrorByte 10/25/24 (Fri) 14:19:55 №1937

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GEM

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 18:47:29 №1940

>>1882
Okay, THIS is the Gem that saved the sharty

Chud 10/26/24 (Sat) 22:37:14 №1966

>>1488 the burger number or something

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FRQQT enters the wrong card number to pay the bills, imageboard goes down for a couple of hours Chud 10/22/24 (Tue) 17:10:25 №1862 [Reply]

All of the soywebsites (Soyjak.party, SoyBooru, and Soyjak Wiki) except the schlog were temporarily taken down seemingly due to Froot forgetting to pay the server bills. Froot confirmed in the schlog announcement post that the websites were taken down due to a wrong number on the card, and reassured the soyteens that it will be back soon.

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tnd123 10/23/24 (Wed) 17:13:21 №1891

>>1885
obsessed

Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 17:30:37 №1894

>>1872
>didnt happen under cuzzy wuzzy
it did though
>didnt happen under soot
it did though

Gideon Peter Turner 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:59:39 №1915

Can anyone give me the 'ki page for this?

Chud 10/25/24 (Fri) 16:44:52 №1938

>>1872
happened under doll doebeit

Chud 10/27/24 (Sun) 13:11:10 №1991

E

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Civil War Brewing on /a/ Chud 10/20/24 (Sun) 06:10:34 №1819 [Reply]

BREAKING NEWS:
the elections for the queen of /a/ has polarized many 'teens, Tomoko Kuroki has been elected as said queen of /a/. a lot of 'teens have rejected this result because the rika is considered to be "le sharty girl". Now /a/ is slowly going to be in a civil with to factions, the RikaGODS and the Tomotroons, which is a nickname for 'teens on /a/ who are in favor of Tomoko which was created by the RikaGODS

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Chud 10/22/24 (Tue) 21:43:30 №1868

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT TOMOTRANNIES, THEY'RE ALL NIGGER FAGGOTS

Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 05:36:15 №1880

The sharty isn't Bumfights.com what is this

Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 10:53:27 №1889

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>grown males fighting on the internet over tranime

Aryan Crusader 10/24/24 (Thu) 01:46:46 №1920

>>1849
i am going to redeem the card

Merkincel 10/25/24 (Fri) 01:52:13 №1935

>>1920
Nuke, /a/ merge it with /soy/, /qa/, /lgbt/, and /nate/

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NASA has discovered a new exoplanet 1488 lightyears away! Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:29:04 №1910 [Reply]

A new exoplanet has been discovered by NASA's nigger-eating telescope 5000. The planet, designated as NIHz-14y, is "about one and a half times as wide as Jupiter" and in a system that is only a measly 1488 light-years from Earth.

It is believed that NIHz-14y is made out of pure brimstone, and that it has a small moon that looks like a very well known man.

Chud 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:31:45 №1911

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>>1910
nigger

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/soy/ and /pol/ are fighting possible sharty civil war Chud 10/15/24 (Tue) 21:11:46 №1732 [Reply]

tension between /soy/ and /pol/ is brewing, polchuds have been wiping soy recently angering soy residents

/soy/ conservatives believe pol is a raisinhole that would destroy sharty with over political raisinskins like it had with 4tran, they want to keep the status quo of /soy/ being the main board and want to ban wiping altogether on /soy/

While /pol/ separatists believe pol should be the main board and catty wiping of soy is justified because soy is filled with oldCHAD nigger faggots who just want to failraid over and over.

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Chud 10/20/24 (Sun) 16:40:05 №1825

Fakest “war” ever

Chud 10/20/24 (Sun) 22:55:45 №1840

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