/news/ - Soy News

Coally log, gem production decreases drastically, soyteens try to buy soylent but it is nowhere to be found because of the low Soy GDP recently.

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At 9:00 am cst a giant BIBISI was spotted on /soy/ with scientists estimating its size to be over 20 inches. When questioned if Fundemantal paper education was a gem the BIBISI responded “Sheit nigga, I ain’t finna know about that crap”. Onlookers have held mixed reactions with some claiming the the BIBISI was “forced brimstone” while others thought the BIBISI was a gift from god and wished to pleasure it. As of now the BIBISI has been peaceful hanging around downtown /soy/ near the George Floyd super monument. That is all from Fox News.

froot fucking loses it and nishes the soy pph

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

Name/tripcode/avatar fags, Kiwifarms-tier posts about shitposters, non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting belong on >>>/nate/.

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Froot rapes the fucking website with a thrembillion boards again award

Froot added 113 new boards (that nobody will use) and users are mad because they think he is ruining the site. IMO i think this is terrible since there are boards like >>>/p/ () and >>>/lgbt/. Overall this is a pretty bad change. Also there are images of froot flowing around the sites background which is FUCKING ANNOYING KYS.

WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS GO TO THE LEFT SIDE???

Yesterday Evening, a black negroid terrorist who goes by the alias of "The Niggler" has been plotting against the sharty by spamming 'p. Unfortunately, the niggler got away with his crimes. Be vigilant on 'p posts and report to a mod immediately.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w&pp=ygUPRHIgZWdnbWFuIHRoZW1l
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Grrreat citizens of soy party. Lend me your ears, for your involvement in this determines the fate of this site forever, whether you support it or not. This is captian PINGAS MAN! Speaking, and there is no time for anything else.
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As you may have heard time and time again, I have became rrremembered is the ongezelling boogeymen, but that all changes today. With Ongezellig, at least I enjoyed the show before zellingate happened and noticed that some people in the fandom like ‘gunner (ChudGunner) won’t put up with the majority’s wild goose chases, as this show is far worse than anything we’ve seen before. This is Fundamental paper education. Fpe for short. For months on end, jannies have been actively supporting paper’s people on the website dedicated to soyjaks. And it’s not just the jannies too, but the admin too, as shown in pic 2. Not suprrrising that the guy who pleasures himself to dead babies and has his own der ‘cord would support something that has devided us not only for this website, but for our sanities too. Tomorrow, I will put an end to this.
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Until the time that Jinako gets her summer outfit in FGO (pic is unofficial), I will be permarrrrraping everrry mention of FPE, weather good or bad, in order to save the site frrrom this paper-shaped posse.
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I will cattywipe every board you love. I will catty /soy/, /qa/, /MTV/, even /Nate/, the board you hate! I will rrreport every mention of this show to the jannies so they can do their job moving this filth to the /qa/ and still get paid nothing. I will rrremove Fpe in such methods and strrratgies that Protokleki, king casear, Terry crews, and anyone else in the crrrrap that nobody cares about grrroup kill themselves over shame of wasting their lives.
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Tomorrow I shall save the day once again. Be there.