/news/ - Soy News

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w&pp=ygUPRHIgZWdnbWFuIHRoZW1l
>le rrrreddit space
Grrreat citizens of soy party. Lend me your ears, for your involvement in this determines the fate of this site forever, whether you support it or not. This is captian PINGAS MAN! Speaking, and there is no time for anything else.
>le rrreddit space
As you may have heard time and time again, I have became rrremembered is the ongezelling boogeymen, but that all changes today. With Ongezellig, at least I enjoyed the show before zellingate happened and noticed that some people in the fandom like ‘gunner (ChudGunner) won’t put up with the majority’s wild goose chases, as this show is far worse than anything we’ve seen before. This is Fundamental paper education. Fpe for short. For months on end, jannies have been actively supporting paper’s people on the website dedicated to soyjaks. And it’s not just the jannies too, but the admin too, as shown in pic 2. Not suprrrising that the guy who pleasures himself to dead babies and has his own der ‘cord would support something that has devided us not only for this website, but for our sanities too. Tomorrow, I will put an end to this.
>le rrreddit spacing
Until the time that Jinako gets her summer outfit in FGO (pic is unofficial), I will be permarrrrraping everrry mention of FPE, weather good or bad, in order to save the site frrrom this paper-shaped posse.
>le rrreddit spacing
I will cattywipe every board you love. I will catty /soy/, /qa/, /MTV/, even /Nate/, the board you hate! I will rrreport every mention of this show to the jannies so they can do their job moving this filth to the /qa/ and still get paid nothing. I will rrremove Fpe in such methods and strrratgies that Protokleki, king casear, Terry crews, and anyone else in the crrrrap that nobody cares about grrroup kill themselves over shame of wasting their lives.
>le rrreddit spacing
Tomorrow I shall save the day once again. Be there.

Soyjak.party domain is back, you can use it again instead of soyak.party

>I liked posting there once a week
Said one /giga/ user
>Raidtrannies ruined /giga/
Said another /giga/ user
<Will /giga/ return if the population can behave? What of /raid/? We can only hope. Our benevolent benefactors will likely find a solution in the future
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Said the 3rd /giga/ user, farthing at the mouth over the deletion of his board.

9 hours ago at the time of writing, upcoming soyjak artist "Scientoloju" has had a psychotic break due to lack of meds, and began posting erratically to xitter. Previous feats include "SHARTY 'OREVER" and "Dubbbzjak".

At 5:21 EST, 'oel's discord cabal spammed 'PE-themed posts and steal the post ID #80000. Booru jannies have had to reject the GET-stealing post, causing confused 'teens to wonder why they can't find post #80000

/raid/ is back, so please be prepared if you're going into the board to watch out for foodists and literal whos. This announcement might age like milk soon if we're not careful.

Put me In the news tab since you lazy fucks never update it

In a bizarre turn of events, the music world is abuzz with the heated debate between two incredibly obsessed faggots, both coincidentally named Chud, over their favorite music genres: Dubstep and Breakcore.

It all started innocently enough on /mtv/ where Chud #1 proclaimed the superiority of Dubstep's deep wubs and bass drops. "Dubstep is the ultimate genre," Chud #1 declared. "It's like the sound of the universe colliding in perfect harmony. Nothing can beat that!"

Not to be outdone, Chud #2 fired back with an obsessed fervor only a true Breakcore obsessed faggot could muster. "Breakcore is the pinnacle of musical evolution," Chud #2 retorted. "Its frenetic beats and chaotic rhythms transcend all other music. It's like a sonic rollercoaster ride that never ends!"

As the argument escalated, other obsessed faggots couldn't help but join in, creating a mosh pit of passionate music lovers. The debate grew so intense that the mods had to step in to keep the peace, but not before the Chuds had amassed a small following of devoted fans and curious onlookers.

Some users even started taking sides, creating fan clubs for "Team Dubstep Chud" and "Team Breakcore Chud," complete with custom avatarfags.

In the end, whether you're a Dubstep devotee or a Breakcore believer, one thing is clear: the Chuds have brought a ruined /mtv/ permanently, with both parties being very easy to bait against each other.

Soyboy woahjacks, and chuddy memes such as TND are spreading fast among normies on tiktok and the 'gram. Some accounts that are explicitly chuddy and sharty culture are getting thousands of followers and post daily gems
<
Similarly, as zellig becomes more and more shunned by soyteens, it's also gaining new popularity among off-site tranime posters

some obsessed 'ki faggot had a theory that this thread(attached) was one of the reasons why the snitch reported the domain to namecheap, simply because it was necroed hours before the incident. and also because the 'teens were desperately asking for their dox.
now, the op of THAT thread is actually me.
and i created it so 'teens would mass report xer social media accounts(so they won't get groomed), and chud up the jewtube comments. and also because xer jewtube is full of little childred(5-16 year olds). i did not want it to get as far as a dox, despite finding their IRL name.
<reddit spacing
sorry for my bad writing, i am writing this from a phone right now