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Obsessed Namecheapcaca seen reporting domain back to Froot, results in Namecheap fixing soyjak.party domain
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>>1155
they seem to love racism and everything for ragebait but classify soyjak.party as too racist

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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SOYJAK.PARTY WILL FINALLY DIE
>THE INTERNET IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT
>REST IN PISS FAGGOTS
>SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEW KING: https://m.youtube.com/@NBrioDaZueraRules

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>>>1167 (You)
>Typical jewish behavior
>This is why the site is better off dead

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>>1163
stfu literal who

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The meme website iFunny has recently turned to mass auto-moderation and hiring Indians for its staff. With this news, iFunny also tweeted that it will be looking to monetize the platform and pay top performing accounts, which is likely what lead to this situation occurring during these times.

In trying to sanitize itself for monetization, large amounts of users were banned in what is labelled the "#banocaust", forcing thousands off of the site to go elsewhere for their edgy meme content.

In retaliation to their new Indian overlords, iFunny users have started posting pictures of beef in order to offend their Hindu masters, and this has proven effective, getting many blocked by the official Twitter account, and a large slew of anti-Indian content to be posted to the site.

So many new lurkers showed up that the site was crashing, which is why you might have seen errors when trying to view the site, as well as a recent slur of newGODs posting on /soy/.
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Kill limetrannies

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>>1061
Kek limenigger got shot

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>>1022
why tf is your video weird

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Marge

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Because those bloody saar basterds were making fun of pajeets



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the feds seized soot.quest http://soot.quest


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We here at the Sharty want to thank every last one of our veteran soyteens who have taken the site and our culture to where it is now. But after observing the fates of older men on the 'cuck, reddit, twitter, and other platforms, we want to encourage our older users to break free from the curse the internet holds over us. While you will be free to jak until you are on your death bed, it is time to ascend to manhood and do the Sharty proud in the real world. For this reason, all users on the Sharty who are older than 30 will have their status of 'teen revoked moving forward. While we can't stop you from using the site, we can encourage you. What would Soot think of you if you were replying to bait threads in your mid 30s and so on? If you do end up a fat greasy 40-year-old neet one day, how much better are you than the lowly soyboy or degenerate 4cucker? Even though this party is now coming to an end, this isn't goodbye, because an even greater party awaits you…

Individuals exempt from this ruling (although still encouraged to take the honorable discharge):
>Active wikitroons and sharty lore keepers
>Content creators
>Janitorial staff
>Admins
>Developers
>feds%
>Anyone able to make a respectable living off the site (if that is somehow possible one day)
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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/

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>>499
lol fag alert go back to /incel/



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Two children burn down orphanage and kill sharty admin froot the boys had this to say
<it was cool uhuhuhuhu
There you have it folks the troon known as froot is dead and billions of chud children have died.

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glistening



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An attempt to catty wipe the 'log with Lennon was attempted by a possible 'cord/one obsessed faggot. In retaliation Gigachad posters began spamming anti-lennon sentiment. Various soyteens joined the side of gigachad including FPEniggers, that one Cobbess spammer, a dylanjak spammer, and even frogniggers. In order to gain more numbers the Lennonspammers allied themselves with the ponyfuckers on /nate/. There has been at least one confirmed casualty that being a Lennon tortured to death by numerous people. It is currently unknown what losses the gigaspammers have suffered if any.

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>>1077
war gallery:



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Infamous soybooru user and short-time the discord splinter mod, Satako_Houjuu_Fan was caught sexually assulting Plants Vs Zombies character, Solar Flare via spraying bodily fluids all over her face.
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>>827
ohnonono

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>>856
kys slvt4bibisi spadeshit

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Spam gods, it's our time to shine!

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>>842
You WILL tell me what this editing app is and i WILL be happy…

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I want to destroy solar flares plant pussy



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In a shocking turn of events for our retarded little cousin of a splinter, former Sharty developer and wiki admin Angeleno assumes control of Soygem.Party. He poses this as a "Dark Lenoist" takeover, even doe Snopes confirms there's only ten total Leonists across the whole soysphere.

Initial prospects could look positive, as he is quote "A heckin' wholesome nigger" as described by resident furfag ROOT. One trusted anonymous insider called this event "expected" and another "saw it from a lightyear away."

We close with a statement from our outlooks analyst:
>Assuming control of a small imageboard with staffing problems, Angeleno, with his past experience running imageboards, brings valuable insights into community management, moderation, and technical maintenance. However, success depends on his ability to quickly address staffing issues, recruit new moderators, automate tasks, squash pedophilia, and maintain open communication with the community to gain support and navigate potential backlash, ultimately turning the imageboard into a vibrant and well-managed space.
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SNCA

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>>806
i live in san bernardino which is where those pics were taken (i fink)

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>>798
'Leno was a good and fair runner of the 'ru and 'ki, I don't think it is fair to say there are only "ten total Lenoists", I don't support the schemmy but he was good to me

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>>798
Get a job



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Yesterday afternoon, popular sonic the hedgehog villain, Dr Ivo β€œegg man” Robotnik, also known in this website as PINGAS MAN!, was stabbed in the streets by an unknown member of the cult of max.
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>You're a fucking nigger, Pingas has been dead since 2010, and YTP is for trannies
>Destroyeggarmy
Hey man you can't say the n word. Any slurs are fine but don't be racist okay?🫣I don'f likey

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Bump

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>You're a fucking nigger, Pingas has been dead since 2010, and YTP is for trannies
>Destroyeggarmy

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Remind her that pingas man has retired

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>>775
Why do retards pay 500 robux to change their name use 7 times thatd like 3,500 robux wasted



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MANIA MAY ENSUE.

a local report by the executive of a Soylent factory has reported to us stating that their supply of Soylent has been β€œpoisoned by some green thing.” Forensics have come to the area and have no sudden conclusion on to what or why this is happened.

> AT ALL COSTS FIND THIS SOYLENT AND DRINK IT UP! BE ENLIGHTENED TO OUR WAYS


As you all may know, Soylent is an essential part to a teens supplements, vitamins and nutrients. Keeping us healthy, eating our bugs, taking ze meds and keeping us stable.

The actual unaffected supply has been on high demand and is running out fast. With crime rates surging around soytopia, hope is dwindling and there is no estimated end to this.
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Marge, where's 800th get

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Blazze

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>>861
izz gone bra

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>>722
geg fail

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gemerald



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