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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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>>18670
Not trve.

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>>18681
Elaborate or aglx

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>>18664
um, you gotta be willing to do it until you die pretty much, but you do get faster at it, but the midget shitskin pajeet demons will make a little herd and start following you around more and more, it actually helps to make fun of them and call them short and poor at times, every human MOGS them by the way, so be the biggest douchebag ever, but on your personal time

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>>18683
do this and call them obsessed proud tranny pedophile esl shitskins

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>>18685
i prefer the approach of knowing that i am organic and can do many mundane things that they are jealous of, and i tell them that they can't enjoy *specific food i am eating* as ai eat it, and then they show me scary nightmares to get back at me , lol i grew up watching horror films, it's nothing to me lol

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>>18683
Who are the midget shitskin pajeet demons? i never encountered them.

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So I have enough observations over the past 8 months considering my luck in offline poker. Every time I'm on a streak (2 weeks+), I'm super unlucky and lose hands with like an 80% chance to win in all-ins and always end sessions in the negative. But then I goon day before or on the same day before game, I'm making mistakes but my luck carries me through and I end up in profit. wtf is this??

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>>18777
Satan is tricking you. Abstain from anything sinful, including gambling

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>>18779
I don't cosider playing poker with friend as a gambiling, never gamble overwise so don't know how is sinful and I didn't goon on purpose to "increase luck". I just was conscious of that because heard SR is increasing luck, so wanted to share my observation. I'm not Christian btw.

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>>18753
they are 100% of demons, what you may have encountered were the "imaginings" by them sent to you, they are allowed to give dreams and visions, but men should not take visions seriously… let me break it to you this way, tons of white women who go to india get sexually assaulted by pajeets that feel entitled to their time and intimacy. With demons it's the same, but it's india coming to your life, your house, your bedroom at night, and giving you sex dreams.

You really need to start paying attention to how cheap dreams really are and that they are not real intimacy, just a powerful illusion.

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Holy shit, are you saying demons are fucking Indians??? No wonder why theyre evil.

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>>18812
Not exactly, but what you're looking at is something very interesting, but disappointing, it's like figuring out how to pick a lock for the first time, epic the first time, never again.

When it comes to demons and the devil, the mentality is the same, they wanted anyone and anything to be capable of being Gods. This is very hindu in practice, they have pig gods, elephant gods, monkey gods… I do pity the hindus who practice lucifer's arts. "anything you want is christ, everyone is saved"

Morality does matter, make good decisions, help people, don't hold negative mindsets, but be willing to not help evil people more than they actually need at the time to stay alive. Life is hard to teach the hardest lessons.

And yes, because lucifer kept making the wrong choices, he became very short and very brown and incapable.

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After 9 days I failed.

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>>18835
you're getting closer to quitting, keep going

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>After 9 days I failed.

Not gooning for 9 days is better than not gooning for 1 day. Get yer aura up bro, this is for YOU!!!!

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anyone else got EPI'd as a toddler? is there hope?

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Down

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>>18954
Improve your life and your ambitions and the addiction and thoughts go away.

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>>18955
>Down

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>supersaging a stickied thread

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>>19041
i've been gathering evidence for my position, that demons have the ability to scramble peoples minds, to make them nuts, they do this to sinful druggies, but also to the good people. because they are evil and have sadistic tendencies the target everyone, even one nonesense dream is a sign, also nonsense thoughts.

keep track of what you think and feel, physical feeling and sensations on your bodies too… and watch this video twice…

pity the poor homeless schizos, they have a sadist tormenting them

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This is more related to motivation in general so I think it has a place ITT, but I've been seeing a lot of depressing or feralrage-inducing shit that just makes me feel hopeless and unmotivated to do anything, shit sucks mayne maybe im just getting thin skin

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>>18835
After 12 days I failed

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>>7200 (OP)
I goon once every two weeks, and I've been able to get on very long streaks of not masturbating without issue. Would it be better for me in the long-term to continue doing it biweekly/monthly or to just quit altogether? I'm thinking the latter right now

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>>19133
You shouldn't goon.

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If you don't goon for a month, you're set to go for years

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Have anyone else experienced increased women attraction?

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I was EPI'd but was thankfully able to escape the degeneracy of porn addiction and the much worse stuff that comes after it.

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i've been free since the first days of november 2025

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>>19450
i had a good streak from september 2025 to feburary, but i screwed up
on a new one since april 4th now

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>>19452
*february
typo
but this new streak isn't a bad start, and i finally stopped relapsing

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>>19456
That's good but if you made fun of demons did anything happen?

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>>19459
i'll make fun of them next time i get urges and see how it goes

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>>19463
You can literally make fun of them at every moment, it's how much effort you put in, some people can voice their thoughts in their heads with proper sounds, others think of words but don't actually say them in their heads, just think of the most inappropriate way to insult a demon if you have one nearby and really give it your meanest. Do the ellen degeneres treatment on it, be mean to it. You might get a spooky nightmare, ouch.

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if your first orgasm wasn't autofellatio and you swallow you messed up semen retention. sorry try again next life

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When you get tempted just say "Lord Jesus Christ, the son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner" and it will go away.

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>>18449
Trvth. I almost trooned out and had the brimmiest fetishes but Jesus Christ saved me last moment.

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I can't do this, it's been two years of constant tries but I always fail after two weeks. I really want to die.

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It doesn't work just don't fap to porn

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>>19556
>>19556
The only thing you can do is keep praying and trying the easypeasymethod, IMO. It took me like 3 years of effort to actually kick it and it sucks every time you fail but one day if you do the above, it should just click.

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>>19556
Not masturbating is more difficult than not gooning to porn I think

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>>19556
>stressing out too much despite trying
look into varieties of relaxation supplements and don't drink beer. pray very emotionally and vigorously to stop as if exerting will power, just don't blow a brain artery/vein, effort is emotional, emotional praying is a good way to show spiritual affiliation with virtue

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there is a secret monk chud art known as "waterfall meditation". contrary to popular belief waterfall meditation is not meant to block out external stimuli but to give a monk the excuse to go out into nature and vent their pent up sexual impulses into a river. this method of semen retention ensures that Mother Earth receives the sperm properly to be born into jellyfish o algo. it is a tacit agreement among monks to never interrupt another's waterfall meditation and an ancient tradition that may prove useful for those whose libido finds full retention impossible.

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>>7200 (OP)
I stopped cooming to Soyniqua and my brainfog lifted, now I'm getting married to a real black BBW IRL, thank you so much soyteens!

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3 days of nofap, already seeing great effects physically, psychologically my situation's been going down the crapper due to external factors but it's cool

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>>17621
>6 months ago
>media pending anporvool

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>>>17621
>>6 months ago
>>media pending anporvool



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