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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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>>17961
It was my choice too, I stopped taking it seriously and let it come back. But it’s always there, even if it’s not clawing on the door of your heart it’s still waiting outside the door.

This is a symptom of my broader spiritual corruption.

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>>17962
good luck on your next try, you can do it

 β„–17996[Quote]

>>17962
Tryi doing good, maybe help a charity for 4 hours a week on a weekend, you might come across a woman that notices you.

 β„–17999[Quote]

Establishing a "Great Fecalwall" in India could serve as a protective measure for Americans against the rising tide of fecaloid scams emanating from regions such as Maharashtra and Gujarat, where sophisticated fraud operations flourish. Much like China's Great Firewall, which effectively shields its citizens from foreign influence and online threats, a similar "Great Fecalwall" initiative in India could significantly curtail the flow of deceptive practices targeting vulnerable American seniors and other at-risk populations. Ultimately, this initiative could enhance economic stability by protecting American consumers from financial exploitation while encouraging the development of domestic industries within India that prioritize ethical flushing practices. In this way, a strategic "Great Fecalwall" serves a dual purpose: containing the threat of scams abroad while fostering a more responsible digital economy at home.

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never goon

 β„–18074[Quote]

Day 0 let's go

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>Day 0 let's go

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i lasted 101 days im very proud of myself
im gonna do 1 whole year next or more

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>>18148
also something that helped me was thinking that the characters i masturbated to got very angry at me when ever i felt like masturbating

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>>18149
There's also the ghosts who were angry with you, maybe you sensed them and what they felt and thought about it in that way

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>>18149
Those characters *are* thoughtforms, and thoughtforms projected for a purpose other than gooning. They're probably rather incensed at the gooners projecting primitive urges into them.

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>>18149
Autistic gem

 β„–18221[Quote]

>>18191
but im not autistic

 β„–18222[Quote]

wet dreams are caused by semen build up because your body has to dispose of it o algo

sexual dreams are often conflated but both result in ejaculation

 β„–18224[Quote]

How long until I can go super saiyan?
>>18222
nice trips

 β„–18226[Quote]

i'm a failure my nofap streak was nearly two days and then i goon to makima giantess fart, it's so over….

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>>18226
Dont be a dumbass. Keep trying.

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>>18162
I will add also, that sometimes we are hit with random thoughts, don't be mistaken, they are not ours. When you're thinking, keep note of what you're trying to think about and if it's as if you end up with a scrambled though, it's because something did that to you, a demon, it interfered with you having a clear thought. They will do this to stop you from learning, and from peacefully exploring. The worst case of this is schiziphrenia which is a barrage.

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>:or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

don't have basic fucking hygene guys…

 β„–18282[Quote]

I stopped gooning for 5 days and my iq went up by 4 points

 β„–18290[Quote]

I CAN BEND TIME, I CAN BEND TIME, I CAN SWITCH THE FAST MODE ON AND OFF.
WHAT IS THIS POWER?!

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>>18236
demons also tempt everyone to get into gay stuff, since it is not natural to be a homosexual, demons push it onto the weaker people. this means that lgbtq people have weak minds, for example Chrischan, who is stirred by demons in all forms of irrationality. they are also forcing on him a larger than normal ego, and a lot of pride. these things keep him from self reflecting and becoming better, he literally lives int he past on the memories of those who wronged him, instead of self reflecting and becoming better. He does claim to speak to, and hear voices in his head. These are sadistic gay demons, and they are enticing him to act out and be ridiculed, and then they accuse those who laughed at him of being inhumane.

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>>18303
temptation is the devil's brainwashing

 β„–18315[Quote]

day 4, been thinking about jerking off constantly since i woke up, this is like torture. im not even addicted to porn, just the act of masturbation itself which i used to do compulsively (often without any videos or pics, just my imagination)

 β„–18321[Quote]

>day 4, been thinking about jerking off constantly since i woke up, this is like torture. im not even addicted to porn, just the act of masturbation itself which i used to do compulsively (often without any videos or pics, just my imagination)

update: this shit is genuinely satanic, i prayed on the rosary and all the thoughts instantly went away. i will not give in

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>>18321
If you want to piss those demons off, troll them about how you're the one with a working dick but they're ugly pajeet gooners who have nothign to exist for except a dark cage for all eternity.

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>>13444
that succubus queen garbage is fake though, hell is a sausage party it's demon dudes pretending to be women
>thinking audio of women into minds of sleeping men and imagining sex, nothing more
>doing the reverse for women
>or full gay

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>>18326
do this mentally though, they hear you mentally speaking thoughts and are able to briefly brush on other non-verbal thoughts, it's how they pretend to "enlighten" soothsayers and ghost whisperers, they trick them into thinking that they themselves "discover" concepts.

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>>18328
Work that mental muscle against real ghost gooners like it's a MW3 lobby? Count me in! I'll shit talk every wrong thought until they cry and scream. I pay attention to that shit and it's annoying.

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>>18315
I think regular masturbation is harder to quit than porn. Porn is far more harmful obviously, but at least you can throw your devices away so you can't look at it if it gets too much, unlike regular sexual thoughts which always rape your brain at the most unwanted times

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>>18321
catholicCHAD im in the same boat. maybe i should pray every time i want to so it goes away

 β„–18391[Quote]

how do i stop myself from masturbating in my sleep?

 β„–18392[Quote]

Those responsible for the sexual revolution…
And the progress…
They frontend…
Wasn't aimed at helping you…
But you already knew that…
Trust your instincts…
Hire a pro with cash hard earned…
And she too can earn her bread…
And go to bed…

 β„–18411[Quote]

>>18391
a demon making you sleep walk but jerk off?

 β„–18436[Quote]

>>>18392

gooned every single day this year so far, everyday of december too

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>>18411
it stoped :)

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>>7200 (OP)
will porn addiction will make me a pedophile?

 β„–18449[Quote]

>>18446
Possibly. When you consume so much porn, normal shit doesn't hit the spot anymore. You will eventually start looking for weird fetish shit and the vanilla stuff you started with will no longer be enough. You also have the probability of trooning out then ACK'ing when someone says you will never be a real woman

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>>18449
recency bias -> you become desensitised
repeat

 β„–18475[Quote]

>>18449
firetruck

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>>7200 (OP)
sum of squares: 80, 20, 20
>>18475
sum of squares: 135, 10, 10, 7,1
I CRACKED THE CODE!!!!

 β„–18489[Quote]

>>18382
maybe always pray and never stop praying and gay lucifer will leave

 β„–18518[Quote]

4 months clean and i relapsed. 100 years clean next time.

 β„–18531[Quote]

day 1, shall keep updated unless i fail.

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I introduce to you, the Rule34cuck slopjak. distort it if you wanna.

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Fuck it imma post femquote X femjanny gemmies here

❨USER WAS 'APED BY THE MINIONS FOR THIS POST❩

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>>18541
Nearly tricked me award

 β„–18553[Quote]

>>18538
Gem but needs more awards and shit on it

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>>18518
i had a relapse not that long ago too but i've been doing pretty good, you can do it



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