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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides…) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)…

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I stopped gooning for 5 days and my iq went up by 4 points

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I CAN BEND TIME, I CAN BEND TIME, I CAN SWITCH THE FAST MODE ON AND OFF.
WHAT IS THIS POWER?!

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>>18236
demons also tempt everyone to get into gay stuff, since it is not natural to be a homosexual, demons push it onto the weaker people. this means that lgbtq people have weak minds, for example Chrischan, who is stirred by demons in all forms of irrationality. they are also forcing on him a larger than normal ego, and a lot of pride. these things keep him from self reflecting and becoming better, he literally lives int he past on the memories of those who wronged him, instead of self reflecting and becoming better. He does claim to speak to, and hear voices in his head. These are sadistic gay demons, and they are enticing him to act out and be ridiculed, and then they accuse those who laughed at him of being inhumane.

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>>18303
temptation is the devil's brainwashing

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day 4, been thinking about jerking off constantly since i woke up, this is like torture. im not even addicted to porn, just the act of masturbation itself which i used to do compulsively (often without any videos or pics, just my imagination)

 β„–18321[Quote]

>day 4, been thinking about jerking off constantly since i woke up, this is like torture. im not even addicted to porn, just the act of masturbation itself which i used to do compulsively (often without any videos or pics, just my imagination)

update: this shit is genuinely satanic, i prayed on the rosary and all the thoughts instantly went away. i will not give in

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>>18321
If you want to piss those demons off, troll them about how you're the one with a working dick but they're ugly pajeet gooners who have nothign to exist for except a dark cage for all eternity.

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>>13444
that succubus queen garbage is fake though, hell is a sausage party it's demon dudes pretending to be women
>thinking audio of women into minds of sleeping men and imagining sex, nothing more
>doing the reverse for women
>or full gay

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>>18326
do this mentally though, they hear you mentally speaking thoughts and are able to briefly brush on other non-verbal thoughts, it's how they pretend to "enlighten" soothsayers and ghost whisperers, they trick them into thinking that they themselves "discover" concepts.

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>>18328
Work that mental muscle against real ghost gooners like it's a MW3 lobby? Count me in! I'll shit talk every wrong thought until they cry and scream. I pay attention to that shit and it's annoying.

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>>18315
I think regular masturbation is harder to quit than porn. Porn is far more harmful obviously, but at least you can throw your devices away so you can't look at it if it gets too much, unlike regular sexual thoughts which always rape your brain at the most unwanted times

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>>18321
catholicCHAD im in the same boat. maybe i should pray every time i want to so it goes away

 β„–18391[Quote]

how do i stop myself from masturbating in my sleep?

 β„–18392[Quote]

Those responsible for the sexual revolution…
And the progress…
They frontend…
Wasn't aimed at helping you…
But you already knew that…
Trust your instincts…
Hire a pro with cash hard earned…
And she too can earn her bread…
And go to bed…

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>>18391
a demon making you sleep walk but jerk off?

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>>>18392

gooned every single day this year so far, everyday of december too

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>>18411
it stoped :)

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>>7200 (OP)
will porn addiction will make me a pedophile?

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>>18446
Possibly. When you consume so much porn, normal shit doesn't hit the spot anymore. You will eventually start looking for weird fetish shit and the vanilla stuff you started with will no longer be enough. You also have the probability of trooning out then ACK'ing when someone says you will never be a real woman

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>>18449
recency bias -> you become desensitised
repeat

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>>18449
firetruck

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>>7200 (OP)
sum of squares: 80, 20, 20
>>18475
sum of squares: 135, 10, 10, 7,1
I CRACKED THE CODE!!!!

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>>18382
maybe always pray and never stop praying and gay lucifer will leave

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4 months clean and i relapsed. 100 years clean next time.

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day 1, shall keep updated unless i fail.

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I introduce to you, the Rule34cuck slopjak. distort it if you wanna.

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Fuck it imma post femquote X femjanny gemmies here

❨USER WAS 'APED BY THE MINIONS FOR THIS POST❩

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>>18541
Nearly tricked me award

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>>18538
Gem but needs more awards and shit on it

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>>18518
i had a relapse not that long ago too but i've been doing pretty good, you can do it

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>>18531
>>18554
>>18518
i believe in you all, stay strong men!

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just broke a three day streak again FUCK

 β„–18663[Quote]

had a relapse again today, i have been gaining better control of myself though and my relapses have been a lot rarer, usually occurring after a month or two. wish me luck on the next streak as i have a good reason for quitting after all of the degenerate stuff i looked at in the past

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How long will it take for me to clear my head of degenerate thoughts when abstaining o algo

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>>18664
Forever. Unless you distract yourself with a hobby or something productive, the thoughts will not go away.

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>>18670
Not trve.

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>>18681
Elaborate or aglx

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>>18664
um, you gotta be willing to do it until you die pretty much, but you do get faster at it, but the midget shitskin pajeet demons will make a little herd and start following you around more and more, it actually helps to make fun of them and call them short and poor at times, every human MOGS them by the way, so be the biggest douchebag ever, but on your personal time

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>>18683
do this and call them obsessed proud tranny pedophile esl shitskins

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>>18685
i prefer the approach of knowing that i am organic and can do many mundane things that they are jealous of, and i tell them that they can't enjoy *specific food i am eating* as ai eat it, and then they show me scary nightmares to get back at me , lol i grew up watching horror films, it's nothing to me lol

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>>18683
Who are the midget shitskin pajeet demons? i never encountered them.

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So I have enough observations over the past 8 months considering my luck in offline poker. Every time I'm on a streak (2 weeks+), I'm super unlucky and lose hands with like an 80% chance to win in all-ins and always end sessions in the negative. But then I goon day before or on the same day before game, I'm making mistakes but my luck carries me through and I end up in profit. wtf is this??

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>>18777
Satan is tricking you. Abstain from anything sinful, including gambling

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>>18779
I don't cosider playing poker with friend as a gambiling, never gamble overwise so don't know how is sinful and I didn't goon on purpose to "increase luck". I just was conscious of that because heard SR is increasing luck, so wanted to share my observation. I'm not Christian btw.

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>>18753
they are 100% of demons, what you may have encountered were the "imaginings" by them sent to you, they are allowed to give dreams and visions, but men should not take visions seriously… let me break it to you this way, tons of white women who go to india get sexually assaulted by pajeets that feel entitled to their time and intimacy. With demons it's the same, but it's india coming to your life, your house, your bedroom at night, and giving you sex dreams.

You really need to start paying attention to how cheap dreams really are and that they are not real intimacy, just a powerful illusion.

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Holy shit, are you saying demons are fucking Indians??? No wonder why theyre evil.

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>>18812
Not exactly, but what you're looking at is something very interesting, but disappointing, it's like figuring out how to pick a lock for the first time, epic the first time, never again.

When it comes to demons and the devil, the mentality is the same, they wanted anyone and anything to be capable of being Gods. This is very hindu in practice, they have pig gods, elephant gods, monkey gods… I do pity the hindus who practice lucifer's arts. "anything you want is christ, everyone is saved"

Morality does matter, make good decisions, help people, don't hold negative mindsets, but be willing to not help evil people more than they actually need at the time to stay alive. Life is hard to teach the hardest lessons.

And yes, because lucifer kept making the wrong choices, he became very short and very brown and incapable.

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After 9 days I failed.

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>>18835
you're getting closer to quitting, keep going



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