/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

Is it possible to come across text or words that if you combine together make something that once you are informed of it (by seeing the literal text or pronouncing it in your head/through a TTS), it actually has an effect on the real world and not some schizo DMT hallucination who you get raped by fractals if you meditate on it?

I need words I could use to make myself into a virile polymath with reality warping powers