/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

I genuinely came to the conclusion that this pair of underwear is actually goon-cursed or some shit like that, literally even if I'm days,weeks,months in my non-jerk off streak and I don't have the urge anymore if I wear them I feel like the universe puts all events that make me jerk off in the same day after I wore them, and I jerk off, I think I'll burn them, sometimes when I wear them I get unlucky events too