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Marathon is a flaming pile of dogshit brought to you by the folx of Black Trans Veterans at Bungie, featuring:
>stolen art
>generative art
>bright shades of RED, GREEN, BLUE, and YELLOW
>highly original gameplay
>'o in the menus
Check its steam forum for a laugh, Marathon defenders are in shambles trying to cope with the utter slopathon failure of a game that will be shut down in less than a month launching tomorrow.
In short, Marathon is a raped dying nigger straight out of the gate and I anticipate a large degree of schadenfreude from watching it die a painful niggerdeath.

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this game looks boring and brimstone. Also Bungie making it and since Halo Reach they couldn't make a good game to save their lives

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>>54125
Reach would have been as good as CE-ODST if they didn't bastardize it by basically turning it into a tech test for Destiny.

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I don't get the hype behind the Marathon series. Why do so many people care about some random 2.5D shooter with sprite graphics released literally 30 years ago

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>>54152
because a zogtube persona made video about so every normgroid without personality and independent though started larping as oldfag fan

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that being said marathon is gooder than doom and I'm not like the people I just described

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Game is shape store coded

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the devs are literal soyjaks

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>>54166
Geeeeg! They gonna get fired after this flops

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>>54162
marge

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>>54152
They don't actually care. It's all performative and Marathon won't have a meaningful population in 6 months.

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>highly original gameplay
alright nigger

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someone put op on a suicide watch

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>>54183
How many of the OG Halo guys are even working at Bungie still? Like 3?

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it's a shame they didn't make it PvE oriented, they probably didn't want it to compete with Destiny

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>>54162
shape store is so heckin awesome woah chungus

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>>54166
I thought maybe it had a chance cause the LD&R cinematic was pretty awesome and they made the game look more like the cinematic that they didn't create but yeah I don't think a game can go places with devs this retarded and no prior audience to mooch off of.

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Marathon peaked today at 86k.
Slay the Spire 2 also launched today. You know, the little indie card game with no marketing. 177k peak today.
Yikeroonies.

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>>54152
Because it's keyed and free on Steam as Classic Marathon, whatever OP posted sounds and looks nothing like it

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>>54193
What makes that even more funny is that Destiny has clearly been dying for about 3 years. They don't want to compete with their DNB product + they wanted to compete in the extraction shooter market even though it's oversaturated, which is actually a very Bungie way of thinking.

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Down 20k players in a few hours, 64,407 at the moment

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>>54185
none, as in zero

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nigger you are obsessed

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hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op, hey op, are you ok op, op are you ok, op are you alright op,

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op is being awfully quiet

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>>54374
>>54246
Game will still be a DNB in a month. Do you really think the studio that managed to run Destiny into the ground won't do the same to this game? They had a captive audience, and they STILL lost it!

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>>54115 (OP)
>VN-like cutscenes

this is blue archive without the weeb shit

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>botted reviews
>constantly 35k bots running 24/7
>forums are full of criticism with shills begging to lock down forums to make a safe space and silence any negativity
>250 million budget slow burn spine chilling AAAA game getting mogged by an indie trading card game with a budget of couple ramens
total nuBungie death geg

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>>54374
i have nothing more to say about this slop, the positive reviews mean absolutely nothing to me whatsoever, i am not emotionally invested in this dogshit either way, but that doesn't mean i can't enjoy watching it fail. this shit will be completely dead within the month

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>>54401
0 reppeys

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>>54374
It will have a grand total 2 people playing it by the end of next month. I might try it tho gust to see how bad they raped the marathon franchise

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oh nononono marathonbros…

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>marathonbros…
BIGOT! CHUD! IT'S MARATHONXISTERS!

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>>54645
trve….. i'm sorry xister

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mindraped by a game xe will never play award

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>I dont care about this game but I will post steam charts numbers in a dnb board with 0 pph
4cuck thread, I will never understand this obsession niggers get with every new game released. How is a game you hate (even doe you havent played it) living rent free in your head? Before you post any player number as an own I literally dont give a shit about Marathon, Bungie or whatever imaginary battle Marathon is part of. Havent played and never will, but unlike you Im not mentally ill enough to be obsessed with it. I stopped browsing 4cuck's /v/ because of the lolipedo third worlders teenagers fighting over culture war retardation in video games, you would fit well there.

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>>54660
"cared enough to post about it" award

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>>54115 (OP)
Bungie quit being the bungie we all loved after Reach? Perhaps even earlier at Halo 3.

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>>54667
Reach was pretty much a "here's one last halo game as per contract for you, microsoft, now free us from the halo slave mines"
destiny 1 was rather rough, but it was quite faithful to the Bungie's roots, I still think of the Destiny 1 as of spiritual successor to Marathon, gameplay flow and story delivery is pretty much the same
Destiny 2 is where things started getting fucky, it's all downhill from Destiny 2 and its long road of constant fuckups and woketard decisions, which led them into Slopathon.

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I fully support banning concurrent player numbers from Steam. Replace them with something that actually matters like:

Vibe Score
Fun Per Minute
Chud Destruction Index
LGBTQ+++ DEI Matrix Score

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>>54667
It died after ODST. After it released, most of Bungie's serious old talent went to Destiny and Reach was left with mostly newer people. Destiny as a project was overreaching and pride getting the better of the old guard.

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>>54660
I dont get the obsession these niggers have with copies sold and steamcharts. Is this some kind of autistic insider trading? Do these jewtube mouthpieces have stock in these companies? None of this fucking matters. All that does is having fun.

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>>54674
4chan is full of genuine Redditors and soyboys. It's unironically their religion to worship products.

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>>54674
Watching the steam forums go ballistic over this is fun doe

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>>54674
hi Bungie employee. the day of rope is coming

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Thank you for your service Patrick

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>>54792
based

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normies love shit, literally game made on purpose to be shit, is it over gamerbros?

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>>>54792
>based

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Marathon hate is so fucking weird and obsessed. Do fat autistic retards really pull their hair out all day over a fucking vidya game they'll never even play?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING MARATHON?!?!? STOP THAT!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! I-IT'S SO BAD AND SHIT!!! MY FAVORITE COMMENTARY YOUTUBER SAYS ITS BAD!!!! YY-Y-YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN!!! BECAUSE BECUASE IT'S B-BORING AND BAD!!! BUNGIE BAD!!! B-BBU-T THEY STOLE.. .THE ART TOO!!! STOP HAVING FUN!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AS MANY PLAYERS AS ARC RAIDERS!!! ITS CONCORDHIGHGUARD 2!!! BIGGEST FAILURE OF 2026 FOR REAL I PROMISE!! NOOOOOOOOOO1!!! GET OFF OF MARATHON RIGHT NOW AND STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!! YIOU.. YOU.. AREN'T.,. ALLOWED.. TO HAVE!! FUUUUN!!!! STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!

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this is why family guy back to the multiverse is better

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>>54821
not even nophono is playing it doe op is right

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING MARATHON?!?!? STOP THAT!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!! I-IT'S SO BAD AND SHIT!!! MY FAVORITE COMMENTARY YOUTUBER SAYS ITS BAD!!!! YY-Y-YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN!!! BECAUSE BECUASE IT'S B-BORING AND BAD!!! BUNGIE BAD!!! B-BBU-T THEY STOLE.. .THE ART TOO!!! STOP HAVING FUN!!! IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AS MANY PLAYERS AS ARC RAIDERS!!! ITS CONCORDHIGHGUARD 2!!! BIGGEST FAILURE OF 2026 FOR REAL I PROMISE!! NOOOOOOOOOO1!!! GET OFF OF MARATHON RIGHT NOW AND STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!! YIOU.. YOU.. AREN'T.,. ALLOWED.. TO HAVE!! FUUUUN!!!! STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!

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>>54788
the amount of seething from nubungie drones is good in that thread geg
good job Fentanyl Floyd

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>>54819
It's ALMOST funny when you realize both the defense and the offense are made up of retarded overgrown children.

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>>54874
>both sides are wrong
>I am morally superior

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>>55010
It do be like that.

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>>54872
fern hook is a potential lolicon btw

https://vgmdb.net/album/135378

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i haven't played marathon nor do i intend to, but i am pretty sure that The Finals does the same thing but way better with actually unique gameplay.

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>>55068
completely different games

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its free and bungie has experience in hunting for lowest common denominator, its still not going to last long, just 'notha fotm

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>>55115
its not free

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>>55115
this goyslop costs $40 doe

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the fact the shills are even on this site is fucking insane, only jews niggers and 3rd world apes love this game, literal "blastbros"

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I’ve seen the marathon fandom And holy fuck it’s so brimmy. It’s literally faggots and trannies (maybe pooners too) shipping the robot characters. (Like this for an example https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1rxh3uu/waiter_waiter_more_yuri_please/ and https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1rwsk15/marathon_yuri/ )

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I genuinely need to bleach my eyes after seeing this cancerous fandom

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>>55306
not surprising if you consider that nuBungie is all about "TRANS RIGHTS! BLM! FEMINISM!"
literally the skinwalker company infested with pronoun "people" gathers one of the worst fanbases imaginable

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>3rd world apes
nigga thats like half the ppl on this site

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>>55306
that drawing is so fucking ugly the guy who made it should kys



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