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Straight up repulsive.

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>brownoid lead
>ugly torch
>ugly post-wall roastie

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>Mfw I got her in my car and the Rohypnol I spiked her drink with is starting to take effect

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i want my full body visible on the poster OR ELSE

t pedro pascal

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Yeah it kind of looks tasteless and garish to me like they just can't get the fantastic four right.

In the trailers they all have that scene or the thing testing food with the robot and going "alright, alright" what's so great or indispensable about said scene? The costumes look kind of garish and they're going for a really weird tone of the film that they're just trying to pass off as "60s" which is kind of weird itself like the freaking 1960s really? That feels like a world away these days. What are they wearing like freaking turtle necks? It's simultaneously 1960s whilst feeling like it has a zoomer slop feel and tone to it.

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Still I've never seen a blue tone that feels it so much, but it feels kind of weird, man.

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When this was first announced I remember making and posting this pre-emptively for the shills who would inevitably say "She's fine, you're just being unrealistic. Who's hotter and has a better body than this?"

Top line demonstrates how she typically looks like an absolute pinup in the comics, next two lines are examples of actresses who looked more like her. Don't complain about individual actresses you don't like, the point is they're *all* better than that ugly bitch. Yes, even dead-eye Eillish.

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Yeah she'd kind of ugly

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Why do they all look retarded

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>>26079 (OP)
Torch looks retarded. Like actually retarded.
She is too old.
Mr. Fantastic is just too brown and disgusting.

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>>26093
>>26103
this, so much
Pedro "white passing" Gonzales is literally the beta of cucks
that fucking fresh out of eggs Karen bitch isn't even hate fuck worthy
and that utterly weird blonde fag freaked me out on first sight

I miss the corny OG movies so much.

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She is way past 30



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