/tv/ - Television & Film

The two modern Punisher movies. Penguin is raisin. It has females and black people. Logan was bad, playing a babysitter to some brownoid.
Doctor Strange 1 was good. The last Avengers films were good.
Batman vs Superman was good.

>The two modern Punisher movies. Penguin is raisin. It has females and black people. Logan was bad, playing a babysitter to some brownoid.
>Doctor Strange 1 was good. The last Avengers films were good.
>Batman vs Superman was good.


What are you serious? You have a fucking issue with our man, da penguin?

>>24583
Yeah, niggers in the movie.
and Females.

>>>24583 (You)
>Yeah, niggers in the movie.
>and Females.

The penguin represents chuds everywhere and is a literally me character, much unlike Jesus himself he carries all our sins.

Spider-Man is pretty good.
Spider-Man 2 is nearly perfect.
Spider-Man 3 *could* have been good if they let Raimi do what he want and just have the Sandman plot, but studio meddling made it terrible.

Batman's alright
Batman Returns is fantastic
Batman Forever is dumb fun but not offensively bad
Batman & Robin is an insult to film

Batman Begins is honestly mid, the fight scenes are horrendous, but the actors are good.
The Dark Knight is 9.5 out of 10. The one negative point is that I cannot picture two wealthy, handsome men fighting over fucking Maggie Gyllenhall.
The Dark Knight Rises is for memes, but is not very good. There was a lot I didn't like about it, even if it was trying to show the evils of communist revolutions.

Captain America the First Avenger is great
Captain America The Winter Soldier is perfection
Captain America Civil War is leagues below either, but still okay.

The Rocketeer
The Last Dragon
The Shadow
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Hellboy
Hellboy 2
Blade
Blade 2
Dredd
The Iron Giant
Superman
Superman 2
Punisher Warzone
Doctor Strange
Guardians of the Galaxy

Everything else I'd put on a lower tier. In fact, consult this image. If it's not here, I outright hate it. Though not everything here is endorsed either, I haven't for example watched Madame Web and I expect it to be raisin, but a couple of the girls in it are hot so I figured I'd watch at some point.

I hated all of Fox's X-Men movies and the second Deadpool. I hated all of Snyder's raisin aside from Watchmen.

Checkmark means I've watched it since it was added to plex, so no checkmark could mean I've never seen it or simply that I haven't seen it since I added it.

Civil War is the best in the Cap trilogy what are you talking about? It was the perfect payoff to all the Iron Man/Cap butting of heads that littered throughout the previous films and Bucky is at his best narrative and acting wise in the MCU in that movie. It's also the only movie in the MCU where Black Panther isn't written like sh¡t like he was in his own movie and then in Infinity War (another damn good movie for Thanos' character) he was just sorta there.
Also have you seen Netflix Daredevil? It's near perfection.

>>24611
Netflix Daredevil isn't a movie. It's good, but I wouldn't say perfect, ties to other MCU raisin like Defenders bring it down a bit, and that Elektra was dog raisin. Also they just kept finding excuses for him not to wear the costume over and over.

Civil War was completely altered from the comic it's based on, which was garbage to begin with. They have this big fight between all the characters, and Thor and Hulk conveniently aren't involved? They made it pretty one-sided. Vision's argument flat out makes zero sense. "Strength invites challenge." Okay then, no more Olympic games then Vision? Shall we cancel Eurovision while we're at it you red-faced ponce? Why don't you start with yourself, you're pretty strong? Disable your own goofy ass fuckwit.

And Tony supports it why? Because people died who would have died anyway if he did nothing, only it would have been more people? That makes their deaths his fault? Fucking retarded. And what's their big plan? Let's hand control of all the world's super powers to a shadowy secret government that tried to nuke New York in the first Avengers and directly to Thunderbolt Ross who in this timeline is directly responsible for the creation of Abomination. Absolute dograisin writing.

>>24597
Perhaps I'll never get why /tv/cucks love the Dark Knight so much. I've watched it two times and I get that it's a pretty good movie, but holy sh1t 4chan tards are constantly fucking screaming about how it's one of the best kinos ever filmed. I don't get it. I mean, it's probably the Citizen Kane of capesh1t considering how low the bar is, but if you compare it to just cinema in general it's not even in my top 100, and I've watched less than 600 movies in my life.

>>24619
Eh, the Civil War comic was sh¡t already anyway so I'm not too upset it didn't get adapted. Also if the payoffs are done well and memorable, idrc how stupid the buildup is as long as the payoff is worth it, which it was with that really good final battle at the end of the movie and Steve saving Bucky from Tony and basically everyone else at the end. The entire Cap trilogy is centered around his relationship with Bucky so him dropping the shield to try to hold Tony back while bringing the one he fought nearly to the death for back with him was such a fitting ending for the character. Also, the airport battle is better than any other sh¡t the mcu has done in the past like 7 years.

And yeah the Elektra stuff was stupid in Netflix DD. They casted a mutt to play her instead of a genuinely hot actress. Didn't even give her the red bandana. Also I agree he should've wore the suit a lot more. The only reason he didn't is because they seemed to want to think it made the whole show seem less grounded and believable…..even though it's already a capesh¡t show and Batman stuff is able to pull this off all the time so why should Daredevil be any different? Aside from that, as well as the sh¡tty Defenders miniseries, I really enjoyed Netflix Daredevil. Probably the best thing Marvel ever made in their live action department, next to Winter Soldier and Raimi Spider-Man 2.

>>24525 (OP)
first blade
and compared to currentday slop suddenly the others aren't that bad anymore either
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICzBuiex5pc

>>24525 (OP)
Daredevil '03 is better than any of the dogsh¡t from Disnoid Marvel that comes out now.

>>24622
A lot of it comes down to Heath Ledger's Joker. I went into the movie expecting to absolutely hate it, but then he operated as an actual agent of chaos, he behaved like someone insane. Why does he have the confidence to walk into a room of mob bosses wearing a suit he bought with their money and threaten and even kill some of them? Because he's rigged a bunch of grenades to his jacket. Halfway through the movie switching from "We have to kill Batman" to "Actually it's more fun with him around, kill anyone who tries to reveal his identity!" is pitch perfect. All of his plans relied on tricking people or playing with human nature. The fact that his last big plan turned out wrong and he incorrectly predicted people's actions strengthens how warped and unpredictable he is. He had an assload of really great scenes and quotes in the film. In fact I'll say it, he was a better Joker than Nicholson by far.

>>24629
Sure it was friend, and you also love the prequels and can't wait for Morbin' time. Go be contrarian in the corner.

>>24626
SISA!

>>24628
Blade 2 was not slop at all.