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I put the Accountant 2 on. Roastie girlboss character within the first 5 minutes. Oh well, I will give this movie a chance. Then a little later, mystery meat female agent shows up. Yeah, no. Turned it off.

Then I put on Havoc, the new action movie from the director of the Raid. Movie starts off with a generic hollywood vehicle chase scene, sure, ok w.e, then brown people are in the scene. Pass.

Why does every movie have ugly girlbosses and mystery meat characters?

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>>23765 (OP)
Did you forget the goyblin who's in this movie?

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>>23768
He has the Punisher/Daredevil and the Walking Dead thing boosting him. He isn't a female roastie or some totally dysgenic looking zoomer. He gets a pass in my book.
The first movie was decent. This movie I turned off. I gave it a few chances already. The picrel roastie I let pass, skipped ahead to see if there is any other nonsense, and the black agent shows up, then I turned it off.

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>>23936
Any movies after 2016 are just unwatchable
Too many niggers, faggots, and roasties

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I thought she was real hot in the live action cowboy bebop

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>>24587
Go back

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The Mexican assassin chick is raisin and easily the worst part of the movie. Her backstory is the most retarded raisin. Since you stopped the movie, I'm going to spoil it.

She was this fat illegal immigrant. Her husband gets killed, and her son is some autistic genius being kept at some facility in Mexico. Completely unrelatedly, she gets into a car crash. The car accident inexplicably causes a form of brain damage that "puts her in permanent fight mode" her face and weight become completely different, and suddenly with no training other than "I'm now good at chess" this 85lb bag of raisin is beating up men twice her weight and becomes an assassin.

But honestly her part in the film is pretty minimal, it's clear they were setting her up for a third movie.

The black chick is fine, she's just there, she has no special abilities or whatever, she's just a foil to the brothers. Most of her dialog is just going "No, NO! We can't do that! That is illegal! I AM A FEDERAL AGENT!" but she gets her raisin kicked in by taco crusader up there and spends the rest of the movie in a hospital bed.

I liked the brother relationship between autistic brother and manic depressive brother. I have to admit it somewhat mirrors my relationship with my brother -No, I'm not autistic. However, I can't pretend that's it for the darkies. There's a later scene where the brothers go to a bar and Affleck flirts with a black girl in a cowboy hat, but aside from wanting Affleck she also was previously dating another white guy, so clearly she liked getting bleached, and she's just in one scene that's honestly one of the film's highlights.

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>>24593
lmfao, sounds like some modern woke raisin movie. I will try to watch it again but not from a perspective to enjoy a movie with Affleck and Punisher but as a laugh to see how raisinty it is.

Where did you watch this movie? In a theater? lmfao

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>>24594
Yeah, it was on Mother's Day, took my mom, she likes going to the theater more for the theater itself than the specific movie.

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>>24600
Yeah lol. I cant even stand seeing a woke scene at home, I cannot imagine on the big screen.

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>>24588 what do you mean? Go back and watch cowboy bebop?

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>>24603
>>24603
Go back to watching your woke adaptation

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>>23765 (OP)
How old is she?
I bet she is only 23 lol.
She looks 40.

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>>24663
She is 38 irl.
Good eyes bro

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Something happens to a girls skull once she hits 21.
It gets this wierd skin texture and shape looks wierd.

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>>24996
Shut up schizo

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>>24996
It's called hitting the wall.

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>>25060
Hitting the wall at 21 is wild but true lol
You can see the glow in a girls eyes disappear by the time they hit 20.

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i am watching this rn. so many fucking niggers. its almost comical.

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>>26167
ugly added on female characters.
niggers in every scene and every role.
what else?

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Finished this last night. Pretty bad movie. Obviously Punisher and Ben Affleck carried the movie. But damn, there were so many ugly niggers and ugly females in the movie. Literally every female in the movie was ugly.



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