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Javascript won

>no dads a pajet lingo mi like c++ or cobol bicause i can lap as cool n smat oldfag lane

 β„–26604[Quote]

ruined web development award

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>>26591 (OP)
i h8 javascript

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JavaScript sucks because it's literally a sloplang. If it actually looked and felt like Java it would be perfectly fine.

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quiet javascriptcuck
TYPESCRIPTGOD IS TALKING

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i hate javascript so much like who was the nigger that decided
>hmmm… we should put a language that lets you analyze very bit of the persons computer in web development so literal whos can steal all your data and if you turn it off, all sites break

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Javascript wouldnt be that bad as a language in general if it didnt have retarded quirks like typeof null returning "object", true+false somehow returning 1 and strange behavior with Date

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>>26643
Also actual types maybe like Java

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Anything is fine as long as you didn't get spyware on your pc from trying to write it using Notepad++

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ruby better

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javascript is easy, but it’s absurdly hard to truly master. like for example, the event loop, where setTimeout() can execute after a resolved promise even if the timeout is set to 0ms, because microtasks (promises) always run before macrotasks (timers), which completely breaks what beginners assume is normal execution order.

the ecosystem is terrible, but i genuinely like that javascript has taken over. i like its philosophy, i like how flexible it is, and i like how it basically runs the modern world at this point. if you’re still whining about javascript, just use typescript

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