Java is the best programming language unironically

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Chud 02/03/26 (Tue) 19:09:08 №26222 [Quote]

Java is the best programming language unironically

Chud 02/03/26 (Tue) 19:18:33 №26223 [Quote]

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>>26222 (OP)
Not as good as COBOL

Chud 02/03/26 (Tue) 21:50:20 №26240 [Quote]

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Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 07:27:26 №26250 [Quote]

you will never be low level. reflecting into Unsafe is a very bad practice and doesn’t give you control. Unsafe is intentionally restricted and undocumented and hostile to portability. code like this breaks across JVM versions and vendors by design.

your Memory class doesn’t manage memory, doesn't own lifetimes, doesn’t control layout, and doesn’t manage allocation. the GC still runs in the background.

it’s over. C# passed you years ago, and the world has already moved past this style of OOP. rust and go are the way now.

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 11:00:28 №26258 [Quote]

>>26223
FORTRAN mogs and can make 3d games with F03GL library so its the best language

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 11:11:46 №26260 [Quote]

>>26258
>language is literally named fortroons
geeeeeggggg

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 11:38:04 №26262 [Quote]

>>26260
FORmula TRANslation

also tran is some drink made by some norwegian nophono or something

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 11:46:29 №26263 [Quote]

>>26262
assembly mogs doe.
registers won

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 12:48:40 №26264 [Quote]

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>assembly mogs doe.

true,everything but rust even BASIC

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 12:56:36 №26265 [Quote]

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>>26264
>true,everything but rust
i hate rust because it gets shilled by troons and the users are insufferable trying to inject their language into every project. if rust fails it wont be because its a bad language but because its users are full of insufferable troons

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 15:55:15 №26268 [Quote]

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>>26265
Rust is a good language thoughbeit. Just because troons do X does not mean you have to avoid X like the plague.

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 16:03:05 №26269 [Quote]

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>>26250
>go

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 16:05:05 №26270 [Quote]

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>>26268

>Rust is a good language thoughbeit.

Glowie propaganda

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 16:08:26 №26271 [Quote]

>>26270
C sucks nigger dick in the modern day and if you weren’t a larper you would know this
No one wants to roll their own HashMap a hundred times over and over, and use void* because there are no generics

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 17:07:47 №26274 [Quote]

>>26250
It doesn’t need to, this is literally a J2ME emulator made by a Kazakh or Russian guy
https://github.com/shinovon/KEmulator

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 17:08:48 №26275 [Quote]

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>>26274
C# mogs actually
>same tool but different retarded bullshit to deal with
>still the same thing in the end

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 17:27:46 №26280 [Quote]

>>26258
Now that I’m genuinely COBOL proficient I want to learn C, and once I’m okay at C I want to learn assembly for compiler development. COBOL NEEDS a modern compiler

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 18:35:20 №26287 [Quote]

>>26275
I’ve used both and tbh it’s nearly the same shit. You’re mostly choosing an ecosystem.

C# tends to be less verbose, but in enterprise environments you end up over-abstracting shit anyway.

.NET moves really fast. Java has caught up too, but it’s still much more conservative, which you can either appreciate or find annoying.

Imo Microsoft has kind of made a mess of things because they keep adding more and more features. Some of it is genuinely useful, some of it is snca. With Java it’s easier to keep a clear overview and Java core is also pretty straightforward.

I hate Microsoft, but Oracle is even worse, so it’s basically pick your poison.

Overall, I much prefer .NET for backend work over Spring Boot, and I also like that its ecosystem includes things like Unity and MonoGame.

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 18:55:23 №26290 [Quote]

>>26287
I quite like C# for its plurality of options and allowing the user to use as much or as little abstraction as they would like. Though having grown up on using Java (making 'craft mods and 'cord bots), Java always has a soft spot for me, the syntax and conventions just make the most sense.

I'd use C++ more if it had the immenseness of Java's standard library as well as its clean and consistent API. I really can't stand snake_case, just looking at it makes my eyes vomit. Perhaps it's autism.
colorjak

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 18:58:42 №26291 [Quote]

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Also I'm a huge fan of Java's human-readable English-like syntax as well, it often receives criticism for its so-called verbosity but I consider it to be a strength, it's explicit and clear in intent and if you were writing code well you'd have to write documentation anyway
Java is just self-documenting
Not to mention the standard library documentation is just very well-made, even better than Microsoft Learn for C# or cppreference for C++
The only other resource I'd consider on par is Rust's documentation at docs.rust-lang.org

Chud 02/04/26 (Wed) 19:01:48 №26292 [Quote]

>>26291
ah, a fellow man of culture (forgive me for the plebbit terminology)
i really love the javadoc skin, always wish doxygen had a javadoc skin honestly

Chud 02/08/26 (Sun) 14:30:28 №26544 [Quote]

>can't create custom value types
It's trash, even C# is better

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 16:09:14 №26603 [Quote]

>>26544
Project Valhalla thoughbeit
cob

Chud 02/09/26 (Mon) 18:09:55 №26608 [Quote]

java won o algo
three billions must run java (xitter meme thoughbeit)

Chud 02/10/26 (Tue) 07:28:26 №26642 [Quote]

zig mogs all

Chud 02/10/26 (Tue) 23:51:49 №26688 [Quote]

>>26642
meme language that not even nophono cares fan about

Chud 02/12/26 (Thu) 17:02:44 №26761 [Quote]

>>26250
>Go
Jeet language for training hordes of H1B jeets
I'd sooner use Java or C# any day of the week

Chud 02/12/26 (Thu) 17:51:29 №26766 [Quote]

>>26761
java is literally the most used programming langauge in india lmao

Chud 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:46:06 №26770 [Quote]

>>26766
So what
Linux has one of the highest market shares in India as well
Plenty of Indians learn C++ as well
Doesn't change the fact that Java was created by white men for white men, while Go was created by Jews for hordes of H1B jeets

Chud 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:09:50 №26781 [Quote]

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James Gosling is ARYAN
Kike Thompson is a nigger