/tech/ - Soyence and Technology

You will never be a stable desktop environment. You are bloated, you crash, you look hideous. You are a jeet-coded abomination twisted by inconsistencies and crashes into a crude mockery of microsoft's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Devs are disgusted and ashamed of you, other DE users laugh at your ghoulish appearance in desktop threads. Normies are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of Windows usage have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even themed KDE looks uncanny and unnatural to a normie. Your crashes are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk normie to use you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your crashing infected code-base. You will never be a stable DE. You wrench out a fake boot every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the crashes creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they now have a free computer where they can install xfce and no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.