>be me>chudcel thread guard>just trying to lock the bathroom door so no troon can barge in while i pee standing up>tfw the lock() function is taking a micro-nap>meanwhile gigahon tranny thread already running at 3000 troonoseconds per second>sees

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Explaining Race Condition Chud 01/11/26 (Sun) 21:51:25 №24745 [Quote]

>be me
>chudcel thread guard
>just trying to lock the bathroom door so no troon can barge in while i pee standing up
>tfw the lock() function is taking a micro-nap
>meanwhile gigahon tranny thread already running at 3000 troonoseconds per second
>sees bathroom door "unlocked" in his schizophrenic little mind
>immediately does the >>69420 (You) "im in the bathroom now :3" move
>chudcel finishes checking if (door_locked == false)
>was true 0.000069 seconds ago
>but now the troon already rewrote the timeline
>door_locked = false still because race condition said "lol lmao even"
>both threads now inside bathroom at the same time
>chudcel trying to aim at toilet
>troon screaming "ACKKKKKKKKKKK" while sitting down aggressively
>complete bathroom sovereignty collapse in 0.3 troonoseconds
>mfw the kernel didn't put a fence (mutex) because "muh performance hecking heckin wholesome chungus kernel"
>mfw data race turned my peepee into a civil war battlefield
>bathroom gets trooned

Chud 01/12/26 (Mon) 18:03:37 №24788 [Quote]

A24 kino I cried

Chud 01/12/26 (Mon) 20:23:51 №24796 [Quote]

geg

Chud 01/12/26 (Mon) 23:01:49 №24803 [Quote]

GEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 01/13/26 (Tue) 08:53:38 №24835 [Quote]

Hyper good analogy

Chud 01/13/26 (Tue) 10:40:18 №24959 [Quote]

gem

Chud 01/13/26 (Tue) 11:35:43 №24962 [Quote]

geg gem

Chud 01/14/26 (Wed) 17:54:40 №25050 [Quote]

GEEEEG GEMM