Bored with the growing staleness of /soy/, you click on /qa/, just to see what they are up to.
On the index, before you can even click on the catalog, you see the most vantablack brimstone antimatter troonslop you've ever seen. Your eyes can barely stand seeing it, and you can feel your eyesight waning with every second you stare. It hypnotizes you completely, and you feel despair burning in your heart. You snap out of it, and with the speed of a janny saving 'p that's posted to the sharty, you shut down your computer and close your eyes, thinking of gemstones like adventure threads and the such to forget the disgusting sight you've just laid your eyes upon. Unfortunately for you, the image has permanently been burned into your retinas, and so it has been burned into your brain too. You cant stop thinking about it, no matter how much you try. You can't live like this.
OPTION 1: Suicide
https://soyjak.st/tech/thread/19494.html#19796OPTION 2: It's.. kind of hot.. actually..
https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/67162.html#67804