№2926[Quote]
Made me geg just a wee little tiny bit award
№2927[Quote]
<c-banned for being too obsessed wit me o algo
>There is a furry grooming gang cord owner and probable pedophile on the CM13
>His name is Anna Morozova, he uses this name everywhere
>His gimmick in game is that he uses the heavy pulse rifle since he's a tranny and they aren't good at anything other than being carried by everyone else
>Very often see him die very early
>When he wasn't playing marine he would often paste ACTUAL PORN LINKS into the announcements and OOC chat when trying to link screenshots of the tactical map
In hindsight he probably had those copied on his clipboard because he runs a fucking furry grooming cord
>Suspiciously isn't permabanned for doing this shit more than like 4 times.
>One day decide to look at his profile on der 'cord
>His fetish list is linked
>I repeat HIS FETISH LIST IS ON HIS PUBLIC PROFILE
>make fun of him alongside pretty much everyone else
>Someone posts a screenshot of it
>Disgusting goon brain fetishes, I remember Acidic Urine sticking out
>see ageplay
>Call him a pedophile
>Admin cuckold immediately (and I mean immediately) starts talking about how you can't say that blah blah
>Says he'll ban me if I keep talking about it
>Tell him he can suck my dick
>Like 6 minutes later
>UNAPPEALABLE PERMANENT BAN
>"You are not welcome in the CM13 community"
They really do goon to 'p
He's probably a good target for /raid/ just look his name up
№2928[Quote]
<Dr Floorpills neovagina ruptures in bluespace
>Around when I started playing SS13
>Either before or during the graphics update on Goonstation
>LRP server, I am traitor
>Know that you can pretty much do whatever as traitor
>See Dr Pills on the shuttle
>Since he's like a celebrity or something I cattle prodded him and then threw him into bluespace
>He sends me a message since he's a mediator dalit (subjanny geg)
>"Hey man you can't do that that's against the rules"
>Tell him that I thought traitors were allowed to grief like that on LRP goon (they are)
>He pretty much threatens me and says if I do that again I'll be banned and such and such
Looking back I think he actually couldn't ban me for making xis clitty leak since he wasn't a moderator so he just threatened me
№2929[Quote]
when'd u make ur account?
№2930[Quote]
<unappealable perma ban on Goonstation for being a victim of racism >Playing Italian staff assistant >hop tells me he won't give me aa because I'm Italian >Say "he's racist, he won't service me because I'm Italian">Disconnected randomly>Permabanned for racism >… Despite me literally doing nothing racistthe "something awful goons" (redditors) must be so midwitted that they thought somehow saying someone is racist in character is like a real accusation it makes literally 0 sense.
>>2929June 13, 2020
I was but a child
№2931[Quote]
>>2930Mar 5 2020 here.
Goonstation banned me for saying cunt, personally. I like goon's codebase but it's trooncucked and janny cucked.
№2932[Quote]
SNCA
№2933[Quote]
>>2928i remember a round he played recently he treated himself as a celeb as he has a fucking statue and didnt fuck off
he onyl got on because he was drunk or something i dont remember
№2934[Quote]
>>2931Roleplaying on modern goon is like nigh impossible with how many troons there are, 90% of medbay is like "c-c-c-can i help you?"
>dont roleplay saarwell goon1 is a dnb
tomato did nothing
classic space station 13 (outside of surfshack) is really really dead.
№2935[Quote]
<neroid sector goon guilt syndrome
>After being exiled from CM13 I joined a small event RP server on the same codebase called Neroid Sector
>Active member
>Helped make sprites
>Actually got along quite nicely with the server for once
>Untill…
>CORD DRAMA
>one of the server members is leaking about another one… ERPING
>That's it
>Wasn't like a child groomer or anything he just erp'd once
>Tell him to chill out
>Guy leaking gets banned for drama
>Ask the guy who erped what he did
>He tells me
>I tell him to get over himself and that it's fine since he did it once
>negro can't forgive himself
>End up getting banned for participating in drama even though I wanted to mediate it
>Mad but I still like the server
>Go to appeal
>Entire server turned on me like a group of teenage women
>Literally NO ONE supporting me
>I wasn't even unpopular
This one really got to me since after this I was forced to play TGMC. I really like TGMC because it's inexplicably the only one I've yet to be banned from
№2936[Quote]
>>2935TG admins are too busy grooming minors to care
№2937[Quote]
<actually game banned from tranny station 14
>Tried SS14
>I didn't like it
>I didn't inhale
>Got banned from the main servers for toolbox hate crimes
>Write negative review
>Said something on the discussion forum
>Like a month later
>Try to play
>Huh that's funny
>Banned from the game
>Realization sets in
>I got permanently banned from even PLAYING THE GAME AT ALL
>I wrote a negative review
№2938[Quote]
Okay, here's one from me, NOT OP, about 2 years ago.
<splurt niggers are strange niggers
>go to splurt
>you have to join their cord to play
>okay that's really it? wow
>rules page has big boobs
>ungaurded porn for everyone
>no vetting
>porn straight off the title screen
>considering clicking off, but just join on my alt and make a human character, but observe instead.
>click on some players..
>ASHWALKER RAPE
>HYPER RAPE
>someone roleplaying as an "indo ayran indian janitor" (???)
>just hop off, confused
№2939[Quote]
<the fire rises
>Playing CM13
>Corporate Liasion
>Go to marine briefing to roleplay as an arrogant rich sick fuck
>See someone put a claymore in front of a monkey
>Pushed the monkey into the claymore because I am evil
>Like fucking 40 minutes later
Admin PM from (Tranny):
>"Erm why'd you do that that's fail rp"
>Tell him that my psychopath asshole character has been fine so far so
>Ask him if they would punish the guy who put a monkey in front of a claymore
>He doesn't answer
>Job banned from Liasion for fail RP and of course the admin note makes it sound like I am a griefer
>Gets appealed by the one staff guy who got the fuck out of there while he could
I don't think the guy who took a monkey cube and then placed a mine in the marine briefing was punished because he was le quirky and I was punished because all of the ss13 admins share the same notes on people like reddit mods
№2940[Quote]
margestone
№2941[Quote]
>>2935<Finest hour on the BPD pooner club>Realized that while they banned me on the cord they forgot to ban me from the actual game server >They announced when they were hosting on the cord so they must've assumed I couldn't get in>Get in by being obsessed and stalking people I still had on friends >Spawn in as Ricky Zheng, a 19 year old 90's punk with green hair >Immediately write letter>Run over to where they were roleplaying military diplomacyIt was actually kind of fun it was like DND
>Knock on airlockRicky Zheng says "Excuse me, I have an important letter for the CE"
>no one suspects anything out of the ordinary >hand letter to CE>"The Major smells like shit lmao">Salute >Leave>Like 1 minute later presumably after realizing that none of them set that up I am booted №2942[Quote]
>>2927I searched that nigga up on their 'cord, he got banned like one year ago and there admins were making fun of him for being a pedophile geg
№2944[Quote]
>>2931not too long ago, prolly this year, i forgot that "bitch" was banned on goon and said it, the janny asked me if i would make sure to not break rules, and i very obviously jokingly listed out every single rule breaking thing that exists saying i would do each of them
and for some reason he thought it was serious so i got PERMABANNED albeit i appealed and it got instantly accepted when i felt like playing again i like watching my wife get fucked by black men btw
№2945[Quote]
>>2944STOP GIVING ME THE OOK NAMEROLL NIGGA
№2946[Quote]
>>2944where do you post your videos?
№2947[Quote]
>>2935maybe TGMC you're not banned on because it's part of /TG/ which i'd say has the least horrible jannies out of all the major servers imo
№2949[Quote]
Some faggot on goonstation or /tg/ I can't remember gave me a warning for saying "Penis." to someone after teleporting into the room as a clown. I was told to "be random within the limits of the game" after I reminded the nigger I was the fucking clown
№2950[Quote]
>>2948die faggot i am asking a real question since you posted the locking in rooms one before
№2953[Quote]
>>2950oh hey that's me yeah this video in the OP and that video are like the only two I have, if I looked hard enough I could maybe find a third one
№2954[Quote]
>>2953do you upload them anywhere else?
№2956[Quote]
>>2954no I sent em all on cord
№2960[Quote]
>>2955>>2958hop on irccord im balloon there
№2964[Quote]
>>2963margestone i dont play cm i like watching my wife get fucked by black men btw
№2966[Quote]
>>2965the namerolls on tihs board are alot more hostile than any other
№2971[Quote]
<plastic knife fiasco
>playing UPP (space Russian) character
>Can't remember if I had permission or not
>Get brought to the brig
>They put me into a cell with a plan to question me
>They leave for a moment
>Quickly take opportunity to run into cafeteria
>Grab plastic knife
Sally Pajic stabs Sally Pajic in the head with a plastic knife! (x4)
Sally Pajic's head comes flying off in a bloody arc!
>Keep clicking on self till realizing I just decapitated myself with a plastic knife… Somehow
>Security returns after 10 seconds
>Literally everyone including dead chat bewildered
I have a video of this one
№2984[Quote]
>>2957Gegerald, when did this happen?