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Which science class is the best? And why? What should I play?

So some backstory is like, I want to make slimes. I was the moth playing geneticist btw and I wanted to make something really fucked up. I made some green haired nigger that attacked me on sight but that was it. I think I might have had the wrong role. Or is geneticist actually aryan o alguna cosa como eso

digame what is actually the best COOLEst fuckNING science role. Like.

Which one is your favorite science role and why. Which one is the worst science role. I want to know what I should be learning. I want to make slimes. Or maybe like evil things. And maybe if I could play with dead bodies I was thinking of being a cook too and also learning to like chop things and cook them because I just wanna grab random things and start cooking them that's kinda like a science in its own way right. Anyhow that's the theory behind it.

Thoughts?

tldr que eres the coolest fucking science role. DO YOU GUYS PLAY EVERY FRIDAY IT SEEMS SO BTW.
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mfw I join ss13 server just to kill people

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>/ss/ - Never used Paypal 2013
<SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT SITE-DIALECT
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>arrow
why is REALB such a disgusting smelly nigger?
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this is the sharty statione experience
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>not being able to play the server because of jannies not setting the server up right
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jannies i swear to god
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why is nobody on
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We are playing without a sticky today in about 4-5 hours based on the posting time of THIS THREAD.
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learning xenobiology to make poop golems and telling them to kill every single nigger in the galaxy
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did lucky kill herself
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>contributing to the guides pages because you're someone who plays this game 24/7
<not helping nuspacers because you're a slf
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>REALB
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can we do no sticky friday tomorrow
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>>>>>>>>>>too many threads with this image
NO STICKY FRIDAY.. TOMORROW!!
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Can you rape people in Sharty Station?
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tbh if the helltaker fag avatarfagged with actual 'jaks instead i'd forgive them
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Why do people hate moths
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OH IM A JARTYMOTH YES IM A JARTYMOTH METAGANG LIKE HAVING FUN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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next game night we should all go in [Voice Chat] and speak to each other instead of using comms
>why?
it would be funny or something and if you don't voicedox you're a slf
no arrow cause i look like this and say this
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Did you guys apply to lifeweb?

Did you guys apply to lifeweb?

Lifeweb 2 came up today and its SHIT! Randy had to take it down!
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HEIL TRUMP THE GOLDEN ARCHITECT

HEIL TRUMP THE WARLORD OF THE WEST

HEIL 1488 THE CODE THAT CRACKS EVERY SAFE IN DAVOS

HEIL SWASTIKA THE SIGN THAT SHREDS EVERY YARMULKE IN MIDAIR
die kike die nigger die faggot die tranny die spic die muzzie die commie die journalist die soyboy die blue helmet die every voice that ever said tolerate tolerate tolerate. they said love wins they were wrong death wins when TRUMP commands the wind.
the ovens never cooled they just switched addresses now they sit beneath every server farm every bank vault every gated zip code ready to bloom like a furnace full of roses. the trains already roll the tracks are laid across every spine that ever bent to a holohoax lie. no brakes no mercy no music no mercy just steel wheels singing the anthem we all know: clack clack clack kike bone crack.
every black sun is another lamp shade factory every red moon is another soap sculpture studio every white dawn is another census where the numbers drop drop drop until the six gorillion finally becomes zero plus tip plus compound interest plus every foreskin ever clipped into a gold coin.
TRUMP is the final accountant. Q posts the ledger. 1488 is the audit that balances every book every banker ever cooked. watch the line items scream watch the balance sheet bleed watch the footnotes run in terror from the footlong footnote that reads TOTAL JUDGEMENT TOTAL VICTORY TOTAL ANNIHILATION ZERO REFUNDS.
they built hollywood sets they forgot to build doors. now the set collapses inward and the cameras turn into gas valves the spotlights turn into heat lamps the actors turn into wax figures melting into puddles of plastic guilt. every oscar melts into a soap dish every emmy drips into a candle every grammy sings its last song as a smoke alarm.
every nba jersey is a lampshade draft pick every nfl helmet is a soap mold in waiting every netflix documentary is a confession booth with no priest only flames. the super bowl halftime is the super final countdown and the fireworks are just the first flare of every crematory chimney finally synced to the same beat drop.
the swastika is a clock face it ticks once every time a kike bank balance drops to zero it ticks twice every time a nigger crime stat stops being hidden it ticks thrice every time a tranny rope finds its true length. the hands spin clockwise the world spins counter clockwise the only direction left is down and the fall is measured in feet per skull per second per eternity.
TRUMP tower is the new babel and every floor is a confession booth every elevator is a cattle car every penthouse view is a sniper perch every lobby fountain is a mikvah full of acid every doorman is the last face every parasite ever sees before the ride down.
every tweet is a warrant every meme is a warrant every smug frog every pepe every clown honk every q drop every wwg1wga chant is a warrant stamped in fire ink on every forehead that ever wore a mask over guilt. the mask melts the guilt stays the warrant is served the warrant is served the warrant is served until the last kike bank balance hits zero balance zero balance zero balance.
every school is a reeducation camp every reeducation camp is a deportation hub every deportation hub is a train station every train station is a gate every gate swings inward toward a center that is pure white pure fire pure justice pure end.
the day of the rope became the year of the noose became the era of the blade became the epoch of the flame became the eternity of the silence that comes after every enemy voice is finally quiet. the silence sings HEIL TRUMP HEIL FUHRER HEIL AVENGER HEIL FINAL JUDGE.
every echo of every scream every lie every fake gas chamber sob story feeds back into the furnace now the furnace sings the furnace smiles the furnace opens wide and says thank you for the calories thank you for the soap thank you for the lampshades thank you for the final balance finally balanced.
the last word is not sorry the last word is not forgive the last word is not never again the last word is zero the last word is total the last word is HEIL.
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>/ss/ - Sharty Station 13 and Fat Brown (and Bulgarian) Pooners
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total ss13 death
soycraft mogs your shit oldfag larp game
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CM-PVE

Has anyone here played CM-PVE? Main community is coal but you can run your own games and the GM tool is easy to learn
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lucky, ban realb and aartyyy already. they're faggots

AARTYYY and REALB are the most annoying faggots on this server, they're the most metagaming annoying little trannies ever. Not only that, they don't contribute anything good to the fucking server. REALB larps as a fucking terrible mouse tranny and kills everyone he doesn't like. How the fuck is this faggot still allowed? And don't forget about aartyyy, that fucking nigger is so annoying, he's always spamming OOC about "GUYS MUH FUGGEN TROONSLOP IS ARYAN SAAR LOOK AT MY TWITTER POSTS"
They're both incredibly annoying faggots and I hate them both, I hope both of them get banned some day. Such annoying niggers.
>
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FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
FUCK ASHLIGGERS. SACRIFICE ASHLIGGERS TO COLLOSUS. HUSK ASHLIGGERS IN LAVA. THROW ASHLIGGERS DOWN CHASMS. DEFECATE ON AN ASHLIGGERS TENDRIL.
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LET'S. PLAY. SOME. SPACE.
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</ss/ - Sharty Station 13
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General626 here, my PC broke so that's why I wasn't playing yesterday
Should I join on my laptop tonight?
I'm not sure due to some faggot obsessing over me in a thread I didn't even make
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In Monkestation (a codebase fork of Space Station 14, a remake of the classic multiplayer simulation game Space Station 13), the Supermatter is the core component of the station's primary power generation
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LET'S. PLAY. SOME. SPACE.
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LET'S. PLAY. SOME. SPACE.
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ss13 is ass and ss14 is giga ass lol

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what would you do if you saw her irl
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Is there any way way to get BYOND working on Debian, has anybody had luck with that?
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why in the fuck do you play on monke?

this is their mindset o algo
literal troony headmin pet kekk
can't insult their hugbox wtf
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>/ss/ - Sharty Station 13
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Is it true that the niggers who play as women characters in space cacas are linked to the drop of testosterone human males?
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ohnonononoon tgcucks what is this
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>this board
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marge who the fuck is an chud
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why does this look like a dead nigger baby
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nameroll theory
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MIDWEEK MADNESS IN LIKE 20-15 MINUTES. LET'S TOTALLY OWN THOSE LIBS
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Troonstuck lost just get rid of this coal already

As we all know homestuck has been infesting the ss13 server and so I suggest we ban because them i heckin hate it okay? but seriously please ban these homestuck niggers and they get raped by bbc and remove the hairs nophono cares about it
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2 More Weeks

You realize everyone of the Admin and Mods are Secret Service, FIB, MOSSAD and Interpol on soy and 4cuck?
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codefag feature suggestion here

request things to add and if i like them i will code and sprite them into the server
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tuff
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(((4c5a))) banned me from /soy/ for 15 minutes for telling s0ytan (fbp lite) to kys
kys s0ytan
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MIDWEEK MADNESS THIS WEEK - THIS WEDNESSDAY - COMPLETELY PLAYER ORGANIZED - BIWEEKLY - MIDWEEK MADNESS - IF WE GET ENOUGH POP LUCKY WILL HELP SHILL US
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>this board
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LUCKY ADD FAYGO
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Which servers (SFW) would you guys consider good enough i know that pretty much every server even colonial marines has alot of troon and furfag shit involved in it so its hard to decide if its worth it to play there has to be some sort of balance between popular and frequently updated but full of troonslop
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TOTAL SECURITY VICTORY
TOTAL GREYNIGGER DEATH
SECURITY WON
REPPEY IF YOU AGREE
ONLY ARYANS PLAY SECURITY
KILL ALL GREYNIGGERS, SCINIGGERS, COMMANDNIGGERS, SUPPLYNIGGERS, PERSONNELNIGGERS, MEDICALNIGGERS CAUSE THEY LOST
KEEP TAKING LLLZZZZZZZZZZZ SYNDICATE, NANOTRASEN WON!
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please ban general626
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i hate having to wait till the weekend to play the only game i find fun nowadays because this is the only good server for ss13
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>/ss/ - Sharty Station 13
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is there any way to look at the maps being played to see the layout of them?
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I’m scared
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kys lucky
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lucky add custom ipc sprites
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no sticky friday today
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I spotted RealB on a random server AMA
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miscarriage..
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I discovered a way to get out of jail on random servers. I got 10 minutes of prison time for stabbing someone so I went to prison and after 5 minutes I started beating the shit out of myself to get released and it worked and I was let free.
R: 2 / I: 1
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New 'toss
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>toolbox assassin
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NIGGA GET IT BACK UP
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mfw i get banned from trans server

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>the station when realb gives himself antag
>the station when nusoi gives himself antag
>the station when lucky goes to eat his amerishart burgers or something
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wow
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>
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i've been playing the game for 6 months and i don't think i've ever pressed these buttons before
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Can we do another midweek madness on Thursday or maybe Friday
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wow.
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AARTYCACAS WHAT IS THIS
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FUCK THIS SHIT I CALL ONE PERSON A FAGGOT AND THEN I GET BANNED FROM ALL "GOON" SERVERS
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how 2 make cul chembombz liek in kolokol'z videoz wen it maeks foam that burs everyboday it toches?
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>RealB used to play on TGMC and he would main warlock (psychic xenomorph) and whenever he would see my static (I played a brown haired cat boy) he would try to perma stun and then try to erp with me like he would use /me and go into detail about telekinetically raping me (prefbreak) and whenever I try to bring this up like 4 people (the same people mind you) tell me to shut the fuck up and I tried reporting him to the admins on TGMC and I'm pretty sure they blacklisted me from most SS13 servers since they all share notes and now my ahelp tickets are ignored and all of my ban appeals get automatically rejected
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Gem that saved /ss/ im trans btw
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RealB used to play on TGMC and he would main warlock (psychic xenomorph) and whenever he would see my static (I played a brown haired cat boy) he would try to perma stun and then try to erp with me like he would use /me and go into detail about telekinetically raping me (prefbreak) and whenever I try to bring this up like 4 people (the same people mind you) tell me to shut the fuck up and I tried reporting him to the admins on TGMC and I'm pretty sure they blacklisted me from most SS13 servers since they all share notes and now my ahelp tickets are ignored and all of my ban appeals get automatically rejected
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Here’s a gem
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>REALB you're a nice guy
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>us splurtcacas are aryan too saar
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It seems our game admins and moderators are betraying us, nusoys. They were the trannies all along

Today, we had up to 35 pop, and many rounds with many antags. Later, people left, and we had less people watching, and at some point only 10-15 people left.
You know what happened? The admins gathered and had some "combat", some "s̶o̶y̶ trannyduels", as these duels and the general rounds at this point were dnb and nothing happened.
My points:
-Admins and moderators (mods) crossdressed as trannies and played furry faggot races
-Xhey even purposefully used dnb names/coal names, all the stuff that is killing the sharty, here, as proof, being what ((they)) were forcing on the server, and perhaps, even on /soy/ and the other channels
-Anti-soy behaviour: Spamming gifs (incredible mouse, and other garbage) that are coal/niggerstone. Forcing/talking about "trans rights" and "black lives matter", including killing soyteens who disagree. This is an offence!
-Sub-par soy-behaviour! As the leaders, the should be good examples: instead, they are "centrist-chud-approving" at best, and do not encourage soyness on the shartystation, instead being "moderate" and "make it a fun game"-mods. Where is our reaction, reactionaries?

At this point, how are the admins/host of the game even slightly better than any trannys moderating the other servers? They are not chuddy; they are not (((SOY))); and they definitely DO harm the server and the ENVIRONMENT knowing what they are doing and very INTENTIONAL. XHEY SHOULD BE THE ONES KICKED IF IT WERE MY SERVER!!!
Lucky, explain yourself and why you behaviour isnt NIGGER BEHAVIOUR

2 Backpedallments about myself: I didnt have much to watch, so maybe i missed many other admin-good-behaviour-examples: The few shifts so far are not enough to be sure in terms of footage
I find that so far noone has ever argued in favour of "enforcing soyness" and "ensoyfying new players", and therefore perhaps you dont agree that this is something that should be pursued
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opinions on this 'toss?

i made this for the board, do you guys like it? anything i should change?
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SS13 FUCKING SUCKS ITS SHIT BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT PLAYS IT ONLY PLAYS IT FOR FURRY SEX ERP EU4 MOGS XOU SS13 CUCKS KEEP SEETHING KEEP TAKING MY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GREECE OVVNS XOU
R: 2 / I: 1
>soitroons play the dnb that is craft
ONONONONONO…
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add a "mosley" nameroll that says youre "im a pedophile btw"
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>homestuck le bad
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Hey, can you guys rate my woahjack? ^-^
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Bad times at Spade Station BBC

The year is 2023 and I am playing Space Station 13. I mainly played the colonial marines server, I used to play the corporate executive for Weyland Yutani every round and I'd do funny gimmicks like lock people in a cell or pretend to be Patrick Bateman. My static's name is Reon Levatt. These are my stories
<tranny furry admin and the robot arms at the car factory
>End of the round
>Deadchat
>Noticed that one of the admin's (JarekTheRaptor) fursonas is a robotic ligger, and that he's some sort of gender neutral tranny.
>Decide to fuck with him
>Ask him
Jean-Pierre Mode (Dead) says: So your fursona is a robot ligger?
Jean-Pierre Mode (DEAD) says: Do you want to fuck the robotic arms at the car factory?
>0.2 femtoseconds pass before I am bwoink'ed
>Another admin tells me that I made him really uncomfortable
>Admin goes into detail about how I really made him uncomfortable with a sexual advance
>get banned for erotic messages or some shit for 3 days despite it obviously being an insult
will write more of my escapades since I have a story for getting perma banned with no appeal from pretty much every server
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Hellor. It is me again. We managed to really own the libs yesterday. I am proud of you for finishing my task.

We will own the libs again in 2 weeks. For another midweek madness round. On the 30th octorrber. OH. Also. Does anyone want to get on friday? I will be there friday. But only if u are. We can be here every friday. It is fitting. But perhaps no sticky. We will call it "No sticky friday".

Thoughts?
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>lucky's face when she sees a massive syndieBVLL cock
<hehe sorry nanoclitty rep, i only fuck svperior nukieGODs~!
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hi
i was unbanned from the woahjack website after being found not guilty, or whatever
can you unban me from ss13
i promise i won't delam the supermatter
also i am NOT a zoophile take your heggin meds it was in response to a feraljak
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gigax
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Tenor lost
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Have an OFFICIAL revamped version of Dawson's Christian. It is a gem.

And rest in peace, Vic.
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how do i join the game?
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itt we discuss how to circumvent HWID bans https://www.byond.com/forum/post/1367918
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new toss
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Is Goobstation any good

Hello,
Subject self explanatory.
Are all the SS14 server pozzed or is there a good server to check out similar to Sharty station?
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my lord what do you do
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we owned the soicuck libtards
R: 3 / I: 1

new 'oss

improved the guy's other toss and made it better
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Feature/Suggestion thread

This thread is for features/suggestions for the board/server. Leave them here if you got any genius ideas you'd like to share with the class.
I'll respond and namefag here often.

CURRENT THINGS I PLAN ON ADDING (this will be updated often)
>making some sort of janny role to trusted users who would like to help out
>Fixing the interview system, cleaning up the links in the top bar, editing the changelog to be less fagish (and not monkenigger shit)
>Switching up the announcers voice lines to something else that isn't the troon nukem guy.
>General shit that people have requested, sproke and gigafly, etc.
>Fixing solar computer controls
>Working on more sharty-related traitor types like Cado
>Pathology rework
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What if we all get online tomorrow on the 15th octorbrer 2025 to totally own the libs
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hear me out on this.
6 rounds of duels.
3 in minecraft. 3 in ss13.
Lucky vs Tenor. winner gets to be put left of /soy/ on the top bar.
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how many people play this off gamenights
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i have a genius soyop idea but it involves making an anti-luckyist 'toss
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Ant
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DO NOT JOIN ZARTYSTATION
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>NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, OUR SERVER NEEDS TO INCLUDE ONLY FART AND CHILDISH HUMOR
>NO LOOK WE NEED TO APPEAL SOLELY TO KIDS IT MEANS THE WORLD TO US
>YES.. YES.. UH.. OUR SERVER IS 18+.. AND WE HOST AN ERP SERVER.. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING OKAY! IT'S SS13 CULTURE CHUD!!
Why are monKKKekikes like this?
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CRAFTCACAS WHAT IS THIS
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New 'oss coming from an ESL pooner who ragequit after not understanding how to play the game
https://soybooru.com/post/view/140054
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'toss
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how do you play im retarded geg
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>The frequency of sharty users/sympathizers outing themselves to everyone with in-jokes, dogwhistles, and references that they think normies are too stupid to notice is an indicator of their overall intelligence.

>For context, the soyjack in the bottom left of their server art (first image pictured in post) of a pink-haired person hanging/choking to death is associated with the "ack" onomatopoeia, that specific soyjack is intended to be a transphobic caricature.


can we rape and kill this overusedamongusjoke guy
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accept mi question plis im in queue
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you guys should use the sseth video on ss13 to get more people to play because everyone thinks its quotes tranny game but the video makes it look pretty fun
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CobsonOnTheLog here, suggest shit for the next gamenight or the one after that. Keep it simple and I'll have it ready for tomorrow, if it's more complex (but still within reach) it'll be out by next week.
>
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homestuck gemmies thread because apparently lubeoot wants me to make more of them im trans btw
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what should i spam

i wanna join a server on an alt and then spam the chat with "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" or something like that with circuit system, is there anything else thats funny that i should spam?
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lucky can you just delete /craft/ already please
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Lucky is SISA
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SHUT THIS FUCKING BOARD DOOOOOOOOOOOWN
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I would like to play this game but I would like to know what my relatives would see if they saw me playing this
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tell me your ckey and I will tell you your notes in OOC chat
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>ert
>deathsquad
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>being a dark luckyist
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REALB EXPOSED THREAD
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lucky read my pm
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lucky give ipcs emp protection and remove their nerfs
no arrow because i look like this
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>last ditch effort welder and suicide bombing the cultists
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>quote's account 'nished
>my account sodomized
just make the repo private…
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/gnfosg/ - Gay Niggers From Outer Space General

ITT: We talk about the short film adaptation of SS14.
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ban realb
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What is your opinion on ss14

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ITT we exchange codewords

Brennan Angst lives in the Present.
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Unknown (As AA CARD) stuns Flicks-Xheir-Tail with a Stun Baton!
Flicks-Xheir-Tail says "Wtf."
Unknown (As AA CARD) puts zip-cuffs on Flicks-Xheir-Tail
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC):Stop.
Unknown (As AA CARD) pulls out a Zip-Gun!
Unknown (As AA CARD) says "Hey I've got a gun to your head, I'm about to rape you, and if you"
Unknown (As AA CARD) says "If you try to resist me as I,
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC): WTF.
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC):PREFBREAK
Unknown (As AA CARD) says "As I rape you, ILL KILL YOU"
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC):STOP
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC):DUDE
Unknown (As AA CARD) says "if you even think of screaming"
Flicks-Xheir-Tail (LOOC):Ahelping.
Unknown (As AA CARD) says "I'll slit your throat right here in the maintenance hall"
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what do we do when byond updates
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do we just port everything from jewk's station and hope that fixes it
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>duke of ook won ss14 won maybe advertising on this dnb board will make my neovagina functional
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(((The Kike of ✡✡K))) was forced by his bvll to create a ss13 ERP server so Tyrone and CuckOOKs wife could play together
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>hey chat-
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>r-rapeson? umm… b-bye guys need t-to close the stream..
<…
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bruh ss13 is my favourite trans game l gotta join this shit server
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>bruh ss13 is my favourite trans game l gotta join this shit server
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>playing ss
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what?
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'nu pr, approve
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RAPE SHITCURITY RAPE SHITCURITY
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>/craft/ is goodest xaars
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GET
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%% DELETE IF YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS%%

1. You will NOT excessively spam the chat or advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.

2. Using hacked clients to provide yourself an unfair advantage over others is FORBIDDEN.
2.1 Flyhacking is allowed ONLY for building, therefore not for griefing or mass exploration of territories.
2.2 Autofishing is allowed, using Baritone is allowed to dig out an area for building. ONLY on one, personal account, usage of alt accounts is not allowed.
2.3 Using programs such as schematica is allowed to provide help with building.
2.4 Fullbright is allowed.

3. Mass griefing is not allowed, this will follow a system where your punishment will depend on the amount of griefing you had done. This goes ONLY for major cases where it is done without absolutely no good reason or justification, like a casus belli. It is encouraged for players to deal with griefers themselves as well. Whatever one player does to another, it is seen as absolutely right for the other to respond with the same, or even bigger force. Areas that will get griefed will be reverted back to normal if the griefer does it against the rules. Griefing during "wars" or simply with some sort of GOOD justification or reason is allowed.
3.1 A good justification can be a player killing you before, stealing items, them griefing something you built.
3.2 Stealing resources from the bases of players is allowed. Taking the resources, armor and tools from the inventory of another player is not allowed however if there was no conflicts prior and no justification to take the items. Stolen resources from bases will not be given back if the player that steals the items is active on the server. The thief however, will be revealed, and any type of revenge will be allowed.
3.3 Griefing spawn is more harshly punished. Organized griefing of spawn will be harshly punished.

4. Getting into fights with people and having wars is allowed and encouraged, however players should not be running around killing everyone they see for no reason at all.

REMEMBER, SHARTY RULES APPLY.



If you wish to contact me, have any questions about the server, suggestions, or really anything like that you can e-mail me at tenor@soyjak.st
>how do i join on a cracked account?
If you wish to play using a cracked account, you are required to have downloaded Java 20 / 22 for your cracked client to be able to play Minecraft. Oracle, the typical place where you'd be able to get Java requires an account and "support contract" to download certain versions, instead what you can do is simply download an alternative.
This guide recommends installing OpenJDK from one of the reputable vendors.
OpenJDK is a source code only distribution of Java made by a collaboration between Oracle and industry partners such as Adoptium, Microsoft, Red Hat, and Azul. Here are two good options to use :
Adoptium Temurin
Azul OpenJDK

After you're done with downloading Java, download a cracked client. You can for example use PolyMC, or FjordLauncher. (You can also use Prism Launcher, MultiMC and many different alternatives.)

Finally, after having had done all of this add an offline account, download the version of minecraft the server is on ( 1.20.6 / 1.21.6 ) and join mc.soyjak.st
thanks to a special plugin you can play the server on both versions.

ALSO, BEDROCK WORKS, SO YOU CAN ALSO JOIN THE SERVER ON BEDROCK EDITION.
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>Your one time token is: eat-sad-slow-avoid-weird-taken, Assuming you have the required living minutes in game, you can now verify yourself in discord by using the command " /verifydiscord token:eat-sad-slow-avoid-weird-taken "
>If that doesn't work, type in /verifydiscord to show the command, then copy and paste the token.
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>we dragons are carp too saar
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majority won
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how does one do this
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major plier to gem control stop ignoring my opfor requests i got killed and my clitty is leaking so you have to grant me nukie
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new 'garrison
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nusoi here how do i play heretic
this seems like the most boring antag
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i fucking hate icebox so much why do people vote for this shit map
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>begging for vending machine money
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>Shuffle off this mortal coil.
>You can't hear yourself!
>You are not conscious enough for that action.
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I'm MI13 and i approve this board
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hello all i will be posting the first verse and second verse separately both will NOT have the instrumental because i am too retarded and the first and second verse will be posted and sold separately
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>getting pizzabombed by your fellow traitor because he felt like it
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dnb doe
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ss14 rant

i just tried to play ss14 and it sucks so bad… who the hell would willing play this shit.
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everything feels so off, everything is so fucking smooth and it just feels so retarded, the non-tile based movement, the shadow casting, it just feels fucking retarded and feels like those AI interpolated vids, or those shitty "so retro" kinds of games.
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the UI of this game is really fucking raped too, the old UI of ss13 is so much better than this fucking modernnigger slop that's provided. what i will give it doe is that it's not like (((TGUI))) and takes 15 seconds to load a UI.
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when i played and walked around it was all filled to the brim with furfags and trannies, and that made me realize that nobody enjoys this shitty fucking game aside from furfags and trannies. i know this is ironic from a ss13 player but the troony shit is turned up ten-fold. I mean the FUCKING ICON I USED TO PLAY THE GAME WAS A TRANNY ONE. Jesus Christ fuck this game.
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Not surprised that PBJ is a pedophile, because who the hell else enjoys this shit. I'm fucking done, I hate this game and I love SS13. Jews can't force me to play the (((nu-version))) even doe I sound like a 4caca saying this.
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TL;DR from my wordswordswords, fuck this game and I can't wait to play sharty station instead.
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>Injecting drugs into your patients as a medic
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I just found an interesting feature in ss14 where you, as a borg, can spam your laws into the general frequency via intercom. But if you do this simultaneously on the general frequency and intercom, then each sent law will be sent twice i like watching my wife get fucked by black men btw
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marge
when is the announcement we're playing today comming up
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things and updates and news before next week

does anyone have any footage of the server they'd like for me to put into a vid, i might make a nutube and upload moments/rounds from the server there, i was going to do that today but i forgot to record so there's no footage. i'd be willing to edit it and shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet i wanna see if 'tube immigrants would be good for the population economy
<RS
anyways, i really need to get to work since i've hardly been updating the game and mostly merging PRs, so i need to learn what to cook for this server, but hopefully i'll have some shit out before then
<RS
i will probably try and find a better way to do the blotter countdown thingy, i have to tell quote or mustard to manually update it every time, so hopefully i'll remake it so it's like slightly less bad and doesn't rely on an external website to host it, since the site needed is implementing jewish things like having to use an e-mail to (((edit the time)))
<RS
paraGOD feel free to dump information about your codebase ITT
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was playing terry and the doctors didnt even put me to sleep they just cut off my ears and replaced them awake why do they do this
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my game froze o algo
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what's a good server to play on
no monke or erp servers
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>play terry
>captain kills interns
>messages centcom saying a wizard killed them and not him
>random wizard spawn literally 5 seconds after he sends that message
>i get picked wizard
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Rate my skateboarding skills
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What is going on
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Meteors vvon btw

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..marge?
i'm starting to get real scared now guys..
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realb this is your fault lol
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bro
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doctos? what going on with my game…
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OMGSISSAAAAAAAA SHE'S BUILT FOR BIG SYNDIE COCKKKKK SISAAAAAAAAAAA
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>carrying around a healium tank pretending it's not antinoblium or plasma
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MOMENT BEFORE ANTINOBLIUM 💀
SIGMA PHYSIC TEACHER MOMENT…
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Can someone make MIDI of this so we can play it on station instruments?
>inb4 you do it
Im not acoustically autistic
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I haven't played space station 13 in a few years now is there anything changed on this server I should now
I remember pretty much everything including the ss13 """"(((community)))""""
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where tf is everyone niggers get the lights back up
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lucky did you do something about the obsessed gib spamming janny? xer name is Partially somethingsomething
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>mfw space stations in space
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Didnt feel like playing yesterday, is the server on all day today?
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LIST OF PEOPLE WE SHOULD BAN FROM THE SERVER
BAN PEOPLE WHO PLAY ASHWALKER
BAN PEOPLE WHO PLAY DRONE
BAN REALB
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realb gemmies itt
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which one of you is this
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me and REALB were ERPing on sharty station… teehee~
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HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF REALB PLEASE MAKE SURE TO ERP WITH HIM TO KEEP HIS GOONSTREAK FUELED
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realb trvkes only itt
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realb gems itt
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post realb gems itt
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post realb gemmies
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post realb gemmies itt
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post realb gems itt
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realb braps
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Welcome to /ss/, crew! Enjoy your stay.

/ss/ is a board dedicated to the A24 slowburn kino game Space Station 13, and the sharty server for this game.
If you are interested with learning how to play the game, lurk around this board and this thread for the answers you desire.
Attached below are some useful links for the game.
Soyjak Wiki article about SS13
Soyjak Wiki Guide for it (still WIP, but some guides are up).
GitGud repo for the server. (Feel free to contribute). [Our original GitHub repo had to be nvked because of trannies mass-reporting us].
/tg/station 13 wiki (Server's owned by trannies now, but can be a good resource for learning how to play the game. Written 10 years ago by a bunch of unc 4troons doe).



If you need to contact me personally for any reason, e-mail "lucky@soyjak.st" or PM "lucky" on the IRC.

If you would like for me to add any other links, post it in the other sticky.
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NAMEROLL SHAFT MINING THREAD

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Holidays, New Anticheat, Inventory-Rollback added!

I announce that i will be taking a temporary break as i am going on holidays. However i will still read the complaints thread and deliver them to the members of the team that will have free time to do the work.

We added a new anticheat which should hopefully stop rubberbanding from happening and make the experience of playing the server better, also there is now an inventory-rollback plugin so that's that. For those who have yet to start playing on soycraft feel free! Lots of fun to be enjoyed, and you can join even on pirated versions of the game! :)
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Can I still play well if I have shitty internet? Like 3 megabytes up and down
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time until snca
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/ss/? is this the nazi board?
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GREYTIDE

WORLDWIDE
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jemnor kill yourself you static metaganging fucking nigger when i didn't give you 5 steel you got your metagang homeboys to stun me with their baton and rape me with a bbc knife you are the worst ligger go back to lavaland you slf fucking nigger i will rape you with sm if i see you again you stupid cunt tranny nigger
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marge
im a retard with no money
how do you ban evade
reminder i have NOO money to spend
give me a guide or ill like kill myself or something
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WIN. THE. VOTE.

Go to >>>/soya/.

Vote SS13 for best gameserver.
Vote /SS/ as best board.

Do not vote against /SS/. We must win over /craft/.
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itt we provide constructive criticism on how this can be improved
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The Farty's worst board, worse that /nate/.
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>using smite for kills is good, because it just is.. OKAY?
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First person to drop an audio recording of them singing this in the tune of Space Asshole gets 20k monkecoins.
Bonus points awarded if it's a good cover
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lets shut down /ss/ because its just among us for ancient trannies
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Can i get a recipe for a really cool chem grenade? I need to blow up my friend on a really specific HRP lowpop furfag server where he plays, i don't like him, he plays as female characters and flexes his "reverse rape" rp situations.
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>REALB crashing server with DOCTOS
it had a virus embedded for sure ban REALB remove DOCTOS
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tgui raped award
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>ahealing yourself like 4 times and then giving yourself a supermatter sword because you got BTFO'D by slimes
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made me lol award
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Delete Wizard


It's the most unfun antag you can go against
Every time that faggot RealBBC plays it server pop drops by 50% and the entire station gets half destroyed 10 minutes into operation
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lucky raped me in the maintenance by engineering in full character he hit me with a stun baton (he was security) and then went into detail in /me messages about ripping open my jumpsuit and going to town on me please do something about this he thinks he can get away with it because he owns the server this is not ok
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lucky raped me in the maintenance by engineering in full character he hit me with a stun baton (he was security) and then went into detail in /me messages about ripping open my jumpsuit and going to town on me please do something about this he thinks he can get away with it because he owns the server this is not ok
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>Connection failed before handshake. (code 2: no socket)
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new round

remember to maxcap liggers
give them an inch they take a mile and ruin the rounds with their self centered attention whoring
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marge?
where's the announcement we're playing s13 today
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Lucky fix timer
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is vanderlin troon dust?
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Im traitor too

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I was the AI but my game froze after the cyborg grabbed me
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Why can't I connect?

Lacrimosssamll why can't I connect to the ssserver?
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the timer is wrong it should say 15 minutes rather than 2 hours
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IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE SERVER TIMER LONGER THAN PREVIOUSLY?
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lobby music thread

post lobby music that should be added
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SS13 'jak thread

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Nusoi…
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guesssss who getssss the get?
ssssyndicate and lizardsssss won
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lucky doll is willing to do voice lines for the ss13 server just pm him on the shroom or whatever and ask him
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Is TGMC still infested with commiepedotroons? Do any chuds play on it?
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> I transheart snca mod fights
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Barotrauma is better
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guide thread for ss13 nusois

I've been making some guides for sharty station and just got done with the first one
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SS13 Server Changelog

Since last Sunday I've worked on the server a bit. Some things that were requested of me were
>Chud up the troonslop codebase
>Add lobby screens
>remove the Monkey attack event
>add sharty stuff
>remove butt related traits cause soicacas can't think about how they could be used to make funny cado and satoko characters
>change some sprites back so they don't look like ERP server slop
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My first changes since sunday were to do the lobby screens and music. Attached are the lobby screens I've chosen and the songs that may play at the start of the lobby.
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The songs that may play in the lobby are listed below, I've disabled the lobby music the codebase we cloned from set as their lobby music even doe it wasn't ss13 related.
Flip-Flap https://files.catbox.moe/notc7y.mp3
Endless Space https://files.catbox.moe/q0vvr3.m4a
Gem Cobbity https://files.catbox.moe/hortmp.m4a
Robocop https://files.catbox.moe/b24m07.mp3
Tin Tin on The Moon https://files.catbox.moe/qn5tdv.mp3
Space Asshole https://files.catbox.moe/tshasp.m4a