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Bad times at Spade Station BBC Detective 10/16/25 (Thu) 18:19:52 №2925 [Reply]

The year is 2023 and I am playing Space Station 13. I mainly played the colonial marines server, I used to play the corporate executive for Weyland Yutani every round and I'd do funny gimmicks like lock people in a cell or pretend to be Patrick Bateman. My static's name is Reon Levatt. These are my stories
<tranny furry admin and the robot arms at the car factory
>End of the round
>Deadchat
>Noticed that one of the admin's (JarekTheRaptor) fursonas is a robotic ligger, and that he's some sort of gender neutral tranny.
>Decide to fuck with him
>Ask him
Jean-Pierre Mode (Dead) says: So your fursona is a robot ligger?
Jean-Pierre Mode (DEAD) says: Do you want to fuck the robotic arms at the car factory?
>0.2 femtoseconds pass before I am bwoink'ed
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Research Director 10/17/25 (Fri) 12:33:00 №2991

>>2984
Like 2 years ago

Slaughter Demon 10/17/25 (Fri) 12:34:06 №2992

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>>2991

Sentient Slime 10/17/25 (Fri) 12:41:02 №2994

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Reuploading this

Prisoner 10/17/25 (Fri) 14:56:57 №3002

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>>2958
god this niggas really fucked up

Head of Personnel 10/17/25 (Fri) 18:45:18 №3006

>>3002
>musk
disgusting

Psychologist 10/17/25 (Fri) 22:06:33 №3009

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>>>3002
>>musk
>disgusting

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Cyborg 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:34:52 №2917 [Reply]

Hellor. It is me again. We managed to really own the libs yesterday. I am proud of you for finishing my task.

We will own the libs again in 2 weeks. For another midweek madness round. On the 30th octorrber. OH. Also. Does anyone want to get on friday? I will be there friday. But only if u are. We can be here every friday. It is fitting. But perhaps no sticky. We will call it "No sticky friday".

Thoughts?

Janitor 10/16/25 (Thu) 14:17:30 №2922

yeah i'll be there but no sticky means it'll be a dnb

Space Dragon 10/16/25 (Thu) 14:48:31 №2923

>>2917 (OP)
Ali you're a nice guy

Paramedic 10/17/25 (Fri) 00:30:43 №2952

we will be begging the jannies everyday to do a ss13 host since we are too much of slf to wait until the weekends.

Atmospheric Technician 10/17/25 (Fri) 12:26:59 №2990

its Friday when do we beg the jannies

Chief Engineer 10/17/25 (Fri) 14:34:27 №2998

90 minutes for no sticky friday

Head of Security 10/17/25 (Fri) 14:47:35 №2999

now beg

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Traitor 10/17/25 (Fri) 06:01:24 №2985 [Reply]

>lucky's face when she sees a massive syndieBVLL cock
<hehe sorry nanoclitty rep, i only fuck svperior nukieGODs~!

Chief Medical Officer 10/17/25 (Fri) 06:20:10 №2986

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SS13FAGGOTS………………………………………… It's a gem.

Bartender 10/17/25 (Fri) 06:43:22 №2987

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I'm gonna make a mapart of this in der 'craft

Spy 10/17/25 (Fri) 07:40:35 №2988

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Cook 10/17/25 (Fri) 01:14:43 №2969 [Reply]

hi
i was unbanned from the woahjack website after being found not guilty, or whatever
can you unban me from ss13
i promise i won't delam the supermatter
also i am NOT a zoophile take your heggin meds it was in response to a feraljak

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Clown 10/17/25 (Fri) 02:46:51 №2978

>>2976
soot froot root doot toot do this

Lucky ## Mod 10/17/25 (Fri) 02:50:29 №2979

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>>2973
i only hosted this poll so i could see the unanimous vote to keep him banned

Pirate 10/17/25 (Fri) 02:50:50 №2980

>>2979
do this >>2975

Pirate 10/17/25 (Fri) 02:51:09 №2981

>>2979
Janny you appear to have accidentally deleted my post.

Lucky ## Mod 10/17/25 (Fri) 03:41:44 №2982

>>2969 (OP)
Okay nevermind I unbanned him but I decided to ban him from every single thing (text chat and antag and literally everything else you can think of) that isn't lavaland and shaft miner so he can literally do nothing but mine because that's much funnier cause he keeps whining about muhfuggen ashwalker lee

Spider 10/17/25 (Fri) 07:43:41 №2989

>>2982
folding when his own bans >>2973 hes a massive liar and he has literal vantablack anti-radiation warning lines and at least 10 things everyone else would be permabanned for. keep this faggot banned from everywhere.

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Traitor 09/14/25 (Sun) 12:30:46 №1828 [Reply]

gigax

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Cook 09/17/25 (Wed) 04:41:58 №1921

>>1883
I changed the sprites slightly doey

Mime 10/16/25 (Thu) 07:36:13 №2908

add these sprites now now NOW

Chaplain 10/16/25 (Thu) 08:02:30 №2909

>>2908
learn to pull request nigger

Medical Doctor 10/16/25 (Thu) 08:35:16 №2912

>>2909
i dont mean this in codetranny way, i mean it that pull requesting will make you learn how to add more changes if you want to make them in the future instead of having to ask someone for it. plus you get to namefag for free appreciation points

Station Engineer 10/16/25 (Thu) 08:55:57 №2913

>gigax
>not a giga

Obsessed 10/17/25 (Fri) 03:56:12 №2983

>>2913
zoom in

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Roboticist 10/16/25 (Thu) 20:51:45 №2943 [Reply]

Tenor lost

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Revolutionary 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:49:25 №2919 [Reply]

Have an OFFICIAL revamped version of Dawson's Christian. It is a gem.

And rest in peace, Vic.

Chief Medical Officer 10/16/25 (Thu) 17:18:46 №2924

thanks giga

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Assistant 09/27/25 (Sat) 08:17:56 №2248 [Reply]

how do i join the game?

Nightmare 09/27/25 (Sat) 12:41:39 №2253

sentient nameroll

Paramedic 09/29/25 (Mon) 07:06:04 №2367

up

Curator 10/16/25 (Thu) 05:30:41 №2906

up im still interested

Clown 10/16/25 (Thu) 06:14:13 №2907

We don't know ourselves.

Scientist 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:52:10 №2920

>>2906
Bro just check the threads..

Voidwalker 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:55:14 №2921

>>2248 (OP)
>Chrome Hearts
still lives in Los Angeles smfh
https://www.instagram.com/p/DP1tgQYDxCr/?igsh=MW9pcnVndHFtZGxvbw==

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Mime 10/15/25 (Wed) 22:48:02 №2892 [Reply]

itt we discuss how to circumvent HWID bans https://www.byond.com/forum/post/1367918

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Heretic 10/15/25 (Wed) 22:53:18 №2900

>>2899
forgot which server buts its 100% a dnb now

Shaft Miner 10/15/25 (Wed) 22:53:57 №2901

>>2892 (OP)
this shit is tuff bro

AI 10/16/25 (Thu) 00:16:36 №2902

unfortunately the good methods to ban evade are clitty kept by a discord server
also resi proxies will be needed

Clown 10/16/25 (Thu) 08:04:59 №2911

best public one for now is the syndicate launcher

Psychologist 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:22:04 №2916

Remember:
If you're spoofing CIDs, pick one that has been leaked so a random nigga gets banned alongside you. This has maximum effect. Bonus if it's a harassment campaign.

Chief Engineer 10/16/25 (Thu) 13:42:43 №2918

>>2916
how do you spoof your cid to match that leaked cid doe

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Research Director 10/16/25 (Thu) 03:28:05 №2904 [Reply]

new toss

Space Dragon 10/16/25 (Thu) 08:03:09 №2910

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
UPVOTED!

Nuclear Operative 10/16/25 (Thu) 09:30:29 №2915

would be gem but iron because the glasses are scaled up shittily, use nearest neighbour and no antialiasing when resizing sprites

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Shaft Miner 10/12/25 (Sun) 22:40:32 №2755 [Reply]

Research Director 10/13/25 (Mon) 00:13:07 №2758

>>2755 (OP)
test

Mime 10/16/25 (Thu) 09:19:03 №2914

>>2758
sentient nameroll

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Changeling 10/14/25 (Tue) 03:11:09 №2794 [Reply]

my lord what do you do

MSO 10/14/25 (Tue) 06:02:47 №2798

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>>2794 (OP)
make an ias version of this banner so it can be one of those board banners and lucky can add it im trans btw

Atmospheric Technician 10/14/25 (Tue) 06:02:56 №2799

>>2798
fuck nameroll

Mime 10/15/25 (Wed) 22:43:27 №2890

HAHA

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Paramedic 10/15/25 (Wed) 20:49:40 №2889 [Reply]

we owned the soicuck libtards

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new 'oss Paramedic 10/15/25 (Wed) 08:50:06 №2873 [Reply]

improved the guy's other toss and made it better

Blob 10/15/25 (Wed) 12:03:54 №2881

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>>2873 (OP)
I just gooned to lucky in picrel AMA

Security Officer 10/15/25 (Wed) 12:38:26 №2882

SS13 is winnerad
also hopefully one day the SS13 server can get a population of 50

Geneticist 10/15/25 (Wed) 20:41:58 №2888

missed the point of the soyop award

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Feature/Suggestion thread Lucky ## Mod 08/31/25 (Sun) 15:44:28 №4 [Reply]

This thread is for features/suggestions for the board/server. Leave them here if you got any genius ideas you'd like to share with the class.
I'll respond and namefag here often.

CURRENT THINGS I PLAN ON ADDING (this will be updated often)
>making some sort of janny role to trusted users who would like to help out
>Fixing the interview system, cleaning up the links in the top bar, editing the changelog to be less fagish (and not monkenigger shit)
>Switching up the announcers voice lines to something else that isn't the troon nukem guy.
>General shit that people have requested, sproke and gigafly, etc.
>Fixing solar computer controls
>Working on more sharty-related traitor types like Cado
>Pathology rework

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Head of Security 09/21/25 (Sun) 15:18:14 №2146

lucky is it started rn or did you forget to put on the fucking timer again retard

Lucky ## Mod 09/21/25 (Sun) 15:25:26 №2149

>>2146
starts in 30 mins

Botanist 09/27/25 (Sat) 05:49:07 №2246

Is the timer wrong today or something?

Blood Cultist 09/27/25 (Sat) 14:54:03 №2257

lucky died

Lawyer 09/28/25 (Sun) 20:10:38 №2345

destroyed the server awrd

Voidwalker 10/15/25 (Wed) 20:35:32 №2887

bump