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WHY DOES OUR EVENT HAVE BOARDS FOR THE WORST EXCESSES OF OUR SITE
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE THINGS THEIR POSTERS ARE THE WORST
WHY DOES OUR EVENT HAVE BOARDS FOR THE WORST EXCESSES OF OUR SITE
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE THINGS THEIR POSTERS ARE THE WORST
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soya
soya
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Soy Awards 2 voting
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geg
geg
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Best admin
Best namefag
Best NAS
Best Booru Post
Best Wiki Article
Worst NAS
Worst admin
Worst namefag
Worst incident
Worst event
Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
Best Soyproject
Best Gameserver
Soy Awards 2
Just like last year, we will be hosting an award show for notable things in the soysphere this year. Please reply to this thread with things you want nominated in the following categoriesBest admin
Best namefag
Best NAS
Best Booru Post
Best Wiki Article
Worst NAS
Worst admin
Worst namefag
Worst incident
Worst event
Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
Best Soyproject
Best Gameserver
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KEEP ON JAKKIN, 'TEENS
OVER 10 MINUTES IN MS PAINT
THE FINAL NVMBERKEEP ON JAKKIN, 'TEENS
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Happy SOYA! I'll unveil #5 tomorrow.
Soy numberjak #4
This one took me a while but I finally figured out the best ideaHappy SOYA! I'll unveil #5 tomorrow.
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Fuck this gay nigger site I'm glad the anniversary is over
Fuck this gay nigger site I'm glad the anniversary is over
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>walkable goonhitlers
>walkable goonhitlers
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it's officially 5 years of sharty
it's officially 5 years of sharty
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Thoughts on this AVGN tracerald
Thoughts on this AVGN tracerald
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Goonhitler on the 'ya
Goonhitler on the 'ya
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SS13 on the log
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Goonhitler in the 'ya
Goonhitler in the 'ya
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Dear Sharty
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Dear Sharty
Happy Birthday to you.
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Been using the sharty since 2011
Been using the sharty since 2011
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fbdsfgsrgrgsr
fbdsfgsrgrgsr
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who tf gave 1794 -1224 cobson a :3
who tf gave 1794 -1224 cobson a :3
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Supersaging a board!!!
Supersaging a board!!!
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test
test
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What are your fetishes?
What are your fetishes?
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this board is so dogshit it will never reach even just 1500 posts kek
this board is so dogshit it will never reach even just 1500 posts kek
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efdfsdfhh
efdfsdfhh
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Soy numberjack #2 (to commemorate the anniversary)
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1368 GET
1368 GET
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Goonhitler on th 'ya
Goonhitler on th 'ya
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/tfp/ immigrant thread
Remember to praise Jesus!
/tfp/ immigrant thread
Remember to praise Jesus!
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does it ban or
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get
get
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>
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we really don't care about this shitty event, remove all the other boards and add /hs/ - homestuck
we really don't care about this shitty event, remove all the other boards and add /hs/ - homestuck
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Everlasting Summer on da log
Everlasting Summer on da log
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>allowing softcore "akshually it's technically not NSFW" fetish furfag gooners to coal up the site
>banning funny NSFW like gore or outlandish joke pornography (colorjak futa edits etc)
>allowing softcore "akshually it's technically not NSFW" fetish furfag gooners to coal up the site
>banning funny NSFW like gore or outlandish joke pornography (colorjak futa edits etc)
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Goonhitler on the 'ya
Goonhitler on the 'ya
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dnb board
dnb board
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America's number 1 rapeslut on the 'ya
America's number 1 rapeslut on the 'ya
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baby on the 'ya
baby on the 'ya
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Nate was no ordinary user. His every 'jak was drawn with purpose. His every reply struck threads like a clap of thunder. In a realm cursed by brimstone and NAS spam, he was a beacon; a poster whose content was universally regarded as gemmy.
But peace is never permanent on Soyjak.party.
One fateful day, Nate got news something unspeakable: his friend, Soytan, had been captured. Lured by the promise of a brand new Nintendo Switch 2, by a beast of bizarre proportions. Before she knew it, it ripped the cloak of forced memes and slopjaks off its grotesque figure, and by the time Soytan realized what was happening, it was too late. She had ventured too deep into the realm of jakparty.soy, a splinter zone ruled by ESL FNF pedos, spamlords, and the most unholy of all creatures:
JARTYCUCK.
A tyrant of the lowest quality, Jartycuck’s rule was defined by suppression of gems. He spammed threads with EPI, automated brimstone, and flooded every page with porn in a bid to drown out the light of true gems. His army of men were no better: gooners & groomers who wanted nothing more than to see the soysphere burn.
Worse yet, Jartycuck had begun an ancient ritual, known in only the darkest corners of the soysphere: the creation of P͍̃ö̭́o͉͊p̱͂s͙͗ô̦n̻̄. Feeding Soytan a non-stop stream of cropped porn, off-topic coomposts, and false flagging, he would drain her gemminess to develop the coal that would destroy The Sharty. If not stopped, the sharty would be reduced to niggerhell; a shell of its former glory, forgotten and devoid of gems.
But Nate would not allow it.
With only his 'jak folder in one hand, his aliased paintbrush in the other, and his soul filled with hope, Nate crossed into jakparty.soy…a place no 'teen before him had survived.
He traveled through the revolting swamps of the jarty, the smell of brimstone piercing his nostrils like needles. He dodged whatever ragebait Jartycuck's soldiers threw and endured countless porndump threads. Each step forward cost a little more of his sanity, but nevertheless, he pressed on.
As he traveled, he would hide for hours on end, attempting to draw new OC just to keep his mind from breaking under the constant coal he had been forced to endure. For most of that time, he had been unable to create anything worthy of defeating Jartycuck and his army. But then, suddenly, as if Cobson himself had blessed him with infinite wisdom, an idea struck. Gripping his brush tightly, he began to draw a gem unlike anything he had ever seen before, broad strokes sweeping across the canvas as the final picture began to take shape. And at last, he had it: the ultimate weapon against Jartycuck.
Soon after, he reached the pinned thread; the festering heart of Jartycuck’s control.
There sat Soytan, bound in chains, forced to take part in seemingly endless brimstone edits.
Across the thread, Jartycuck emerged, the floor shaking with every step he took.
“You are too late,” hissed Jartycuck.
“P͍̃ö̭́o͉͊p̱͂s͙͗ô̦n̻̄ is almost complete, and soon your little imageboard will suffer the same fate as mine!”
But Nate did not answer with words.
He took a deep breath, and pulled his creation out of his 'jak folder.
One image. No caption. A new variant. 534 KB. No compression. Not a single pixel out of place.
The gem that would save The Sharty.
Let me tell you a story about a man named Nate
Long ago, in the flickering light of the 'log, where threads shimmered with gems galore and even the coal held soul, there lived a heroic namefag: Nate Higgers.Nate was no ordinary user. His every 'jak was drawn with purpose. His every reply struck threads like a clap of thunder. In a realm cursed by brimstone and NAS spam, he was a beacon; a poster whose content was universally regarded as gemmy.
But peace is never permanent on Soyjak.party.
One fateful day, Nate got news something unspeakable: his friend, Soytan, had been captured. Lured by the promise of a brand new Nintendo Switch 2, by a beast of bizarre proportions. Before she knew it, it ripped the cloak of forced memes and slopjaks off its grotesque figure, and by the time Soytan realized what was happening, it was too late. She had ventured too deep into the realm of jakparty.soy, a splinter zone ruled by ESL FNF pedos, spamlords, and the most unholy of all creatures:
JARTYCUCK.
A tyrant of the lowest quality, Jartycuck’s rule was defined by suppression of gems. He spammed threads with EPI, automated brimstone, and flooded every page with porn in a bid to drown out the light of true gems. His army of men were no better: gooners & groomers who wanted nothing more than to see the soysphere burn.
Worse yet, Jartycuck had begun an ancient ritual, known in only the darkest corners of the soysphere: the creation of P͍̃ö̭́o͉͊p̱͂s͙͗ô̦n̻̄. Feeding Soytan a non-stop stream of cropped porn, off-topic coomposts, and false flagging, he would drain her gemminess to develop the coal that would destroy The Sharty. If not stopped, the sharty would be reduced to niggerhell; a shell of its former glory, forgotten and devoid of gems.
But Nate would not allow it.
With only his 'jak folder in one hand, his aliased paintbrush in the other, and his soul filled with hope, Nate crossed into jakparty.soy…a place no 'teen before him had survived.
He traveled through the revolting swamps of the jarty, the smell of brimstone piercing his nostrils like needles. He dodged whatever ragebait Jartycuck's soldiers threw and endured countless porndump threads. Each step forward cost a little more of his sanity, but nevertheless, he pressed on.
As he traveled, he would hide for hours on end, attempting to draw new OC just to keep his mind from breaking under the constant coal he had been forced to endure. For most of that time, he had been unable to create anything worthy of defeating Jartycuck and his army. But then, suddenly, as if Cobson himself had blessed him with infinite wisdom, an idea struck. Gripping his brush tightly, he began to draw a gem unlike anything he had ever seen before, broad strokes sweeping across the canvas as the final picture began to take shape. And at last, he had it: the ultimate weapon against Jartycuck.
Soon after, he reached the pinned thread; the festering heart of Jartycuck’s control.
There sat Soytan, bound in chains, forced to take part in seemingly endless brimstone edits.
Across the thread, Jartycuck emerged, the floor shaking with every step he took.
“You are too late,” hissed Jartycuck.
“P͍̃ö̭́o͉͊p̱͂s͙͗ô̦n̻̄ is almost complete, and soon your little imageboard will suffer the same fate as mine!”
But Nate did not answer with words.
He took a deep breath, and pulled his creation out of his 'jak folder.
One image. No caption. A new variant. 534 KB. No compression. Not a single pixel out of place.
The gem that would save The Sharty.
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Not enough EPI. Do better, jannies
Not enough EPI. Do better, jannies
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kek honestly quote do you really think you can just do another soy award
sorry bud but ur sites becoming a DNB
kek honestly quote do you really think you can just do another soy award
sorry bud but ur sites becoming a DNB
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marge how do you get the template thingy working on the nu 'lanet?
marge how do you get the template thingy working on the nu 'lanet?
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I was here and will be remembered
I was here and will be remembered
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Let me tell you a story… a story of love, a story of hate, a story of happiness, a story of sadness, a story of pride, a story of disappointment, a story of rage, a story of calmness.. it is a story, of the olden ages, a story to be told in the new.
A story of a place, beyond all horizons, beyond the ends of the skies and beyond itself, yet can be felt here.. it is a story of warmth of the home, yet freezing of the outsides
A story of greatness, a story of weakness.. Oh what a fool am I? And you too? Who are you to judge?! And what am I, yet not just the smallest and yet largest inconcievable being on this futile yet expanding land.
I pray that you shall carry on these wise parables to the generations beyond the end of my lineage, and spread the fables of old to the new spirits of the young, for wisdom requires consistence, patience and sacrifice.
Let me tell you a story… a story of love, a story of hate, a story of happiness, a story of sadness, a story of pride, a story of disappointment, a story of rage, a story of calmness.. it is a story, of the olden ages, a story to be told in the new.
A story of a place, beyond all horizons, beyond the ends of the skies and beyond itself, yet can be felt here.. it is a story of warmth of the home, yet freezing of the outsides
A story of greatness, a story of weakness.. Oh what a fool am I? And you too? Who are you to judge?! And what am I, yet not just the smallest and yet largest inconcievable being on this futile yet expanding land.
I pray that you shall carry on these wise parables to the generations beyond the end of my lineage, and spread the fables of old to the new spirits of the young, for wisdom requires consistence, patience and sacrifice.
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>where is my bvll .
>My wife is upset
>I don't want to have sex it's icky
>WAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>where is my bvll .
>My wife is upset
>I don't want to have sex it's icky
>WAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>I SAW A HECCIN GREENTEXT STORY ON REDDIT THEREFORE IT MUST BE TRUE
>I SAW A HECCIN GREENTEXT STORY ON REDDIT THEREFORE IT MUST BE TRUE
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Goonhitler in the /soya/
Goonhitler in the /soya/
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if you zoom in enough with this soya theme it turns into soya1… scary
if you zoom in enough with this soya theme it turns into soya1… scary
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nu 'toss
nu 'toss
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Goonhitler on the 'ya
Goonhitler on the 'ya
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/sr34/ General
Post sexy soytan over here :30.0061239x961
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>KYS BILLY
>KYS BILLY
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>soya
>soya
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why aren't you crafting authentic AVGN traceralds yet nusoi?
why aren't you crafting authentic AVGN traceralds yet nusoi?
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'weiSS on the 'log
'weiSS on the 'log
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This is numberjak zero.
What should numberjak one be?
This is numberjak zero.
What should numberjak one be?
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Colonizing this board
Colonizing this board
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>or something
>or something
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super soy hero
super soy hero
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Goonhitler on the 'ya
Goonhitler on the 'ya
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dnb board
dnb board
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>do nothing
>win
>do nothing
>win
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ban quote
ban quote
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Tonight we dine!
Tonight we dine!
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Goonhitler on the 'ya
Goonhitler on the 'ya
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dnb board
here's some oc
dnb board
here's some oc
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audio log of a vc thread o algo
audio log of a vc thread o algo
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selfish on the 'ya
selfish on the 'ya
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Happy Soyanniversary and a reminder that Lennonjak WABAG
Happy Soyanniversary and a reminder that Lennonjak WABAG
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>soysissas celebrate their anniversary on the same day as Undertale
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>soysissas celebrate their anniversary on the same day as Undertale
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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"snca" ahh board 🙏🙏😭
"snca" ahh board 🙏🙏😭
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get
get
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Shister being recognized multiple times on the 'arty is the best thing that happened this year :3c
Shister being recognized multiple times on the 'arty is the best thing that happened this year :3c
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KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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I love suckinf bbq BBC
I love suckinf bbq BBC
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How long until this board is a dnb?
How long until this board is a dnb?
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>samefagging an entire board
>samefagging an entire board
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hacking this board..
hacking this board..
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>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
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Never Goon.
Never Goon.
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i know its only been 5 hours but
FROG BOARD
i know its only been 5 hours but
FROG BOARD
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OHNONONONONONONONONO NUSOIANNIVERSARIES WHAT IS THIS?!?! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
OH WELL HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FROM A FROGNIGGER LIKE ME!
OHNONONONONONONONONO NUSOIANNIVERSARIES WHAT IS THIS?!?! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
OH WELL HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FROM A FROGNIGGER LIKE ME!
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NUSOIS.. WON?! or something
NUSOIS.. WON?! or something
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>'p on the log
>'p on the log
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dnb board kek!
dnb board kek!
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>soytan won
>soytan won
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>this is now /soytan/
>this is now /soytan/
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fdsaf
fdsaf
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HARD FAX ON THIS ONE, DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE A CRYBABY!!!
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>Just like last year, we will be hosting an award show for notable things in the soysphere this year. Please reply to this thread with things you want nominated in the following categories
>
>Best admin
>Best namefag
>Best NAS
>Best Booru Post
>Best Wiki Article
>Worst NAS
>Worst admin
>Worst namefag
>Worst incident
>Worst event
>Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
>Best Soyproject
>Best Gameserver
>Just like last year, we will be hosting an award show for notable things in the soysphere this year. Please reply to this thread with things you want nominated in the following categories
>
>Best admin
>Best namefag
>Best NAS
>Best Booru Post
>Best Wiki Article
>Worst NAS
>Worst admin
>Worst namefag
>Worst incident
>Worst event
>Best Board (Excluding /soy/)
>Best Soyproject
>Best Gameserver
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>this site
>this site
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Here you go teens
Here you go teens
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basedjaks must be in every thread
just made a shitty image board
basedjak.partybasedjaks must be in every thread
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>soyjak dot es tee in the big twenty twenty five
>soyjak dot es tee in the big twenty twenty five
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Test
Test
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>hi
>hi
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Quote - Is White
Quote Is White0.0031024x617
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Quote - Is Not White
Quote Is Not White0.003341x498
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Cob on the log
Cob on the log
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PUPU ON THE 'LOG
PUPU ON THE 'LOG
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>where da bibisi
>where da bibisi
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gob on the 'sob
gob on the 'sob
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>EATING GRINDED BUGS IS OKAY BECAUSE WHEAT IS BAD… OKAY??? IT JUST IS
>EATING GRINDED BUGS IS OKAY BECAUSE WHEAT IS BAD… OKAY??? IT JUST IS
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>Oh my science! Is that a new soylent flavor?
>Oh my science! Is that a new soylent flavor?