/soya/ - Soyanniversary

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Numberjak #1

baby on the 'ya

Long ago, in the flickering light of the 'log, where threads shimmered with gems galore and even the coal held soul, there lived a heroic namefag: Nate Higgers.

Nate was no ordinary user. His every 'jak was drawn with purpose. His every reply struck threads like a clap of thunder. In a realm cursed by brimstone and NAS spam, he was a beacon; a poster whose content was universally regarded as gemmy.

But peace is never permanent on Soyjak.party.

One fateful day, Nate got news something unspeakable: his friend, Soytan, had been captured. Lured by the promise of a brand new Nintendo Switch 2, by a beast of bizarre proportions. Before she knew it, it ripped the cloak of forced memes and slopjaks off its grotesque figure, and by the time Soytan realized what was happening, it was too late. She had ventured too deep into the realm of jakparty.soy, a splinter zone ruled by ESL FNF pedos, spamlords, and the most unholy of all creatures:

JARTYCUCK.

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Not enough EPI. Do better, jannies

kek honestly quote do you really think you can just do another soy award

sorry bud but ur sites becoming a DNB

marge how do you get the template thingy working on the nu 'lanet?

I was here and will be remembered

Let me tell you a story… a story of love, a story of hate, a story of happiness, a story of sadness, a story of pride, a story of disappointment, a story of rage, a story of calmness.. it is a story, of the olden ages, a story to be told in the new.

A story of a place, beyond all horizons, beyond the ends of the skies and beyond itself, yet can be felt here.. it is a story of warmth of the home, yet freezing of the outsides

A story of greatness, a story of weakness.. Oh what a fool am I? And you too? Who are you to judge?! And what am I, yet not just the smallest and yet largest inconcievable being on this futile yet expanding land.

I pray that you shall carry on these wise parables to the generations beyond the end of my lineage, and spread the fables of old to the new spirits of the young, for wisdom requires consistence, patience and sacrifice.