/soy/ - Soyjaks

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>be me normal soyjak eventually become an image with 400 layers, 17 captions and an incomprehensible facial expression

I don't know why this appeals to me so much, but it does.

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>>19028232
but it wasn't like this for 90% of sharty history though. the memes used to be original and funny

This site has been getting boring idk why I still come here

>>19028262
Be happy you are not a woman who has had acid thrown into her face in real life and permanently disfigured "for no reason"

best of salt is somehow the funniest meme despite being propagated by hunkies clitty leaking

>>19028300
Idk what you're referencing but she deserved it

was frogposting better under quote? all frogposting under the salt-era is the exactly the exact as it was under quote

>>19028329
I'm not referencing anything but on the off chance that that actually is a woman who has had acid thrown into her face in real life and is permanently disfigured, however small the odds are, I am sorry that is one monster coincidence.

Monster energy drinkers?

such as?

So the evangical came up to me and called me my by deadname in real life, yes he fucking did yada yada, Jews, are you here and can you give me some advice on what to do next?

Literally, they send the most bitch made one too. I looked him straight in the eyes and told him he was full of shit. He came up to me, asked me if there were any "long haired pedophiles" and I asked him if he had a picture of the long haired pedophile in question, and he told me no. So I'm like, how the FUCK am i supposed to know if there were any pedophiles who came thru here or not if you don't have a fucking picture you can show me? And even if he did have that fucking picture, how could I know for certain if it was AI generated or not? That is why the BOTD (Benefit of the doubt) actually fucking matters.

The Jews are really good at proving their points for real

Chinnycucks ruined our humor by forcing ironic pedophilia and porn

>>19028423
Irony poisoning in general is awful

Do you remember how INSANELY PISSED and ready to MURDER HUMAN BEINGS in REAL LIFE some people have been in the past because of people who refuse to stop irony poisoning?

Name one funny joke from the Quote era then

Still your ally then. But DO NOT fuck with me.

>>19028492
namerolsl

the concept of Quote era nostalgia is something funny

Kimi is very individualistic.