/soy/ - Soyjaks

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it was the past or something

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>>19026841
Blud…

Up geg

>>19026850
my mistake g

whatever

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>be me normal soyjak eventually become an image with 400 layers, 17 captions and an incomprehensible facial expression

I don't know why this appeals to me so much, but it does.

>>19026946
i have a wife and kids please dont 'za me

>>19026959
just remove the email from email field

>>19026991
was that a newfag mistake

>>19027011
yes geg

>>19027019
is my opsec level "whats opsec?"

>>19027093
sure

>>19027093
you dont even got anything on your gmail anyway atleast nothing that shows up for me

>>19027124
its my first time on the sharty care to show me around

>>19027188
no nigger kysyssykyskyskys

>>19027203
theres no need for that language

>>19027217
why not

>>19027225
its racist and not very nice

>>19027230
i can say it cuz i take bbc

>>19027242
kys cumskin

>>19027254
im indian

Call this diddy blud on WhatsApp

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>>19027267
call ur mom i fuck her many times

>>19027260
shit eater

>>19027292
gross

>>19027304
ur gross u dont like poop?

>>19027312
literally what the fwick

>>19027314
we love poop here nusoi

>>19027334
oh do we alr then i love shit too

>>19027337
u should go to a different thread or something instead of talking to me if u want to use this site since u new

>>19027359
okay then have a nice day :3

>>19027359
geg the ‘log is all coal

>>19027380
u too

>>19027380
also kys

>>19027387
you kys

>>19027400
dubs though check ‘em

>>19027433
double dubs

>>19027433
checked