β19025950[Quote]
Je lives in the white house
β19026006[Quote]
I think I have a slopification fetish.
I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.
I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.
Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.
I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.
But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.
And I mean that quite literally.
Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.
First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.
Then comes the clutter.
Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.
And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.
The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.
I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.
Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.
There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.
And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.
I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.
I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm beiing completely sincere.
Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?
>be me normal soyjak eventually become an image with 400 layers, 17 captions and an incomprehensible facial expression
I don't know why this appeals to me so much, but it does.
β19026010[Quote]
>dirkstriderkissergayhomosexual9000, SuperGateway, and 3 Followed by others you follow
Nusoi why are you following them and why are they following him
β19026152[Quote]
>>19026010it's someone's else's screencap
β19026206[Quote]
>>19025940nigger who the fuck are you following and why are they following him
β19026244[Quote]
>>19026242im ESL geg
secretly
β19026258[Quote]
>archive.org email is archive.org.canon415@passmail.com
opsecGQD
β19026314[Quote]
>>19026242tiago.zip says xe's a portucaca
minoa.cat says xe's a texan
β19026348[Quote]
email off 'tube
silly@minoa.cat
β19026357[Quote]
>>19026314Tiago is a very common Portuguese name
β19026477[Quote]
xe already got phonebooked by trannies GEG
β19026499[Quote]
>>19026477>phonebooked alreadywhere is dis
β19026511[Quote]
geg it's on the 'farms
β19026530[Quote]
>>19026521I just found it when I said dis nigger
Name: Tiago Montenegro Carvalho dos Santos
Phone: +351 912 348 775
Email: contacto@tiagomontenegro.dev
School: Instituto Superior TΓ©cnico
GEM with GPS in exif:
https://github.com/tiagozip/tiagomontenegro/blob/main/IMG_2847.JPGLatLong: 38.806233, -9.279233 -
https://www.google.com/maps/place/38Β°48'22.4"N+9Β°16'45.2"W/@38.8062372,-9.2818079,17z
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video-game-archival-autism-tcrf-jul-sonic-retro-and-more.124559/post-26104452dis was today btw
β19026663[Quote]
why is xe getting doxxed
β19026677[Quote]
>>19026515what opsec level is this geg
β19026792[Quote]
>>19026663tranny lover ai skid
β19026800[Quote]
trumpsissies wtf is this
β19026808[Quote]
Whats with skids and being trannies, having a personal website, and having the worst opsec known to man
β19026816[Quote]
>>19026808like nigga my grandpa had a personal website for a bit why do YOU have one
β19026828[Quote]
For some reason he blocked me
β19026831[Quote]
>>19026828ev&oe i never interacted with him
β19027087[Quote]
bump 'ox this nigger
β19027147[Quote]
>>19026808this is what we call an fe scripter or white hat larper
>And this is what you do to them!