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DOCTOSS DOX XIM NQQWWWW

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pls dox him

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Je lives in the white house

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I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm beiing completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>be me normal soyjak eventually become an image with 400 layers, 17 captions and an incomprehensible facial expression


I don't know why this appeals to me so much, but it does.

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>dirkstriderkissergayhomosexual9000, SuperGateway, and 3 Followed by others you follow
Nusoi why are you following them and why are they following him

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>>19026010
it's someone's else's screencap

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>>19025940
nigger who the fuck are you following and why are they following him

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opsec level: lisbon, portugal

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>>19026234
secrectly muttistani?

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>>19026242
im ESL geg
secretly

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>archive.org email is archive.org.canon415@passmail.com
opsecGQD

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>>19026242
tiago.zip says xe's a portucaca
minoa.cat says xe's a texan

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email off 'tube
silly@minoa.cat

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>>19026314
Tiago is a very common Portuguese name

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time to check what addy this is
>inb4 its some organization's addy

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>

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paypal

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>raided by the fbi

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xe already got phonebooked by trannies GEG

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>>19026477
>phonebooked already
where is dis

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geg it's on the 'farms

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>>19026511
Link it retard

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>>19026521
I just found it when I said dis nigger
Name: Tiago Montenegro Carvalho dos Santos
Phone: +351 912 348 775
Email: contacto@tiagomontenegro.dev
School: Instituto Superior TΓ©cnico
GEM with GPS in exif: https://github.com/tiagozip/tiagomontenegro/blob/main/IMG_2847.JPG
LatLong: 38.806233, -9.279233 - https://www.google.com/maps/place/38Β°48'22.4"N+9Β°16'45.2"W/@38.8062372,-9.2818079,17z
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video-game-archival-autism-tcrf-jul-sonic-retro-and-more.124559/post-26104452
dis was today btw

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https://gitlab.com/tiagozip
>minoa.cat in the contacts
why is this here then

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why is xe getting doxxed

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>>19026515
what opsec level is this geg

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>>19026663
tranny lover ai skid

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trumpsissies wtf is this

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Whats with skids and being trannies, having a personal website, and having the worst opsec known to man

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>>19026808
like nigga my grandpa had a personal website for a bit why do YOU have one

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For some reason he blocked me

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>>19026828
ev&oe i never interacted with him

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bump 'ox this nigger

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>>19026808
this is what we call an fe scripter or white hat larper
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And this is what you do to them!

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