/soy/ - Soyjaks

I sucked a nigger dick and swallowed all the cum

>>19023043
I'm jealous

up

This guy Bobby Brown is funny

Another example of something funny

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>>19023439
wholesome, gorrillas are cool

>>19023430
>>19023439
Where's the gay

Using this site.

>>19023043
i think we've all done this

faggots make me uncomfortable

i molested my brother

>>19023496
frogs…….

Pericles is that

>>19023496
geg

Pericles was known to do homosexual advances, but Sophocles he tried to warn people it was tragic what happened with Pericles.

the gayest thing i've ever done was reply to this GAY thread

>>19023562
Faggot.

>join soyjak party because I want to talk to Nazis and white nationalists
>/Soy/ and /pol/ are constantly talking about nigger penis
White niggers like you is why people migrate to splinters and/or move to neofascist forums

>>19023585
James Mason did not say that

>join soyjak party because I want to talk to Nazis and white nationalists
this is a center-left website everyone knows it retard

>>19023585
Your mom got blacked faggot

deploying hitler's biggest BWC in the thread

>>19023585
Black cock owns you boy

>>19023585
wojack.party is not a place for bigots btw

When I was really fucked up from a shitty logging season in Idaho I rough fucked a twink in a motel room while he called me daddy. That experience made me stop being bisexual.

>>19023629
fucks a cute twink, stops being bisexual. fuck you nigga.
anyways i had gay sex with a twink too.

>>19023611
source?

>>19023702
Having unprotected gay sex in towns with like 1000 people and a lot of them have publicly acknowledged neonazi gang affiliations is not a good way to live life. I realized I was getting way too risky and I was gonna ruin myself for any potential kids I could have in the future.

>>19023753
you can always buy a gun, have fangs for yourself y'know. but fair enuff

>>19023629
How did fucking a twink make you stop being bisexual

>>19023820
He stopped being attracted to women after that

>>19023768
Yeah it's way easier for people to get domed out in the middle of nowhere than cops would have you think.
>Oh no! He had a felling accident. Yeah a tree fell on his head and that's why it's splattered all over the road, and the rocks, and the bushes so you can't tell all that much from an autopsy. I have my gun out here for wolves btw

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▶gayest thing you've ever done? Chud 51 minutes ago №19022934[Quote]

Recently I was in a public bathroom and this 6'2" black dude came in who obviously had that gangsterish hood type aura with the way he was dressed and was walking and stuff. I stood next to him at the urinal to see if I could see his dick and he didn't even try to hide it like most people do he stood at a distance from the urinal cause he obviously just didn't give a fuck about anything. He did indeed have a big dick, it was flaccid but around 5 inches and thick. Pro huge when he's hard haha.

What about you?
▶Chud 46 minutes ago №19023043[Quote]>>19023093>>19023474

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I sucked a nigger dick and swallowed all the cum

▶Chud 45 minutes ago №19023075[Quote]

NEUTRALSISSIES

▶Chud 43 minutes ago №19023093[Quote]

>>19023043
I'm jealous

▶Chud 30 minutes ago №19023343[Quote]

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▶Chud 25 minutes ago №19023430[Quote]>>19023450

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This guy Bobby Brown is funny

▶Chud 25 minutes ago №19023439[Quote]>>19023449>>19023450

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Another example of something funny

▶Chud 24 minutes ago №19023443[Quote]

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively