Hi, 'teens and 'dults alike. I have two 0.33 Coke and Sprite cans in my fridge. I want to use 2 straws in order to drink from both cans instead of pouring them out into a separate container (like in the gifrel). I will report on my findings

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Sproke thread Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:18:53 №19019231 [Quote]

Hi, 'teens and 'dults alike. I have two 0.33 Coke and Sprite cans in my fridge. I want to use 2 straws in order to drink from both cans instead of pouring them out into a separate container (like in the gifrel). I will report on my findings

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:19:15 №19019235 [Quote]

autistic nigger

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:19:41 №19019239 [Quote]

>its 2026
>sproke is still not forgotten
hoperald

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:20:23 №19019246 [Quote]

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godziller is gooder then retarded sprokes

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:21:58 №19019264 [Quote]

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:22:15 №19019267 [Quote]

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:23:28 №19019277 [Quote]

>>19019235
Sproke won, kys obsessed faggot

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:23:49 №19019285 [Quote]

>>19019277
Dubs

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:25:00 №19019301 [Quote]

the 2m get will be sproke, its true SQQT told me

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:25:03 №19019303 [Quote]

I already made my own coca cola clone from a bunch of essential oils and random chemicals, thanks to labcoatz on jewtube who reverse engineered it.
I'm currently in the process of doing the same for red bull, because he ALSO reverse engineered that with mass spectrometry.
I want to make my own sprite, so I can make my fully DIY sproke.
Here is the recipe in question:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TDkH3EbWTYc

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:25:27 №19019309 [Quote]

>>19019303
dont poison yourself op

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:25:49 №19019315 [Quote]

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This won't give you special powers. Cease investigation for me please.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:26:32 №19019326 [Quote]

>>19019303
poison yourself op

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:26:48 №19019331 [Quote]

Shit originalDEITIES care about

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:28:00 №19019346 [Quote]

gem goes up

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:28:49 №19019358 [Quote]

lys unbothered oldBVLL

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:28:59 №19019361 [Quote]

OP here, seems like the fizzyness does not let any meaningful nuance to be perceptible. It tastes good, but generic. More investigation is needed

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:31:17 №19019384 [Quote]

>>19019361
I have findings

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:32:38 №19019408 [Quote]

>>19019309
I'm not OP, and I won't poison myself. Here is what ends up in 150ml syrup, or 1L cola:

Lab Cola
Ingredients in 150mL Sirup (for 1L Cola)

Natural Mineral Water
103g Sugar (Sucrose)

1.85mL Ammonium sulfite caramel color
1.5g Glycerin
430µL Phosphoric acid
100mg Wine Tannin (for red wine, made from chestnuts)
96.5mg Caffeine
5µL Acetic acid
9.5mg Vanillin

9.16µL Lemon oil
7.3µL Lime oil
1.6µL Tea tree oil (Melaleuca Alternifolia)
0.9µL Cinnamon oil (Cassia)
0.54µL Nutmeg oil
0.24µL Orange oil (sweet)
0.14µL Coriander oil
0.12µL Fenchol (CAS 1632-73-1)

There is so little tea tree oil that you'd literally absorb more just by smelling it or getting a tiny droplet of it it on your skin, than what you'd get from drinking 100L of cola. Also, you take 150ml of the syrup and 850ml of cold carbonated water to top it off to 1L, then serve it with ice cubes.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:33:30 №19019416 [Quote]

I would describe Sprite as a bit tacky and strong, with a weird aftertaste, while Coke is a bit too bland. Sproke feels just right

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:34:50 №19019429 [Quote]

>>19019408
Had to repost it 2 times because my tabs were deleted, so I had to convert them to spaces :(
Also, I've been drinking my own lab cola almost every day for 9 months now, nothing bad happened to me so far. It tastes 99.99% like coca cola, only the fizz goes away a bit quicker because I used ethanol rather than gum arabic as an emulsifier.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:35:10 №19019433 [Quote]

>>19019408
Make Sproke an actual product when you get to it

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:36:14 №19019446 [Quote]

Would be epic

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:37:52 №19019464 [Quote]

>>19019416
I also don't like that it's so bland, so I just put x2 the aroma into my own coke. It's not sweeter, but it tastes a whole lot more like cola than regular coke, I prefer that.
>>19019433
I would have trouble selling the cola because tea tree oil isn't approved for human consumption, so I need an alternative for that first, or the taste will be a bit off.
I also kind of contaminated half of my personal supply by replacing half of the caffeine with cocaine in my flavor solution B, so I can't exactly sell that, and would have to whip up a new batch for another 500L.
I also can't sell it as "coke" or "coca cola", because that's a trademark. The recipe itself isn't patented, because that'd require coca cola to actually tell people what exactly they're patenting, so I could sell it as "Cuck Cola" for example.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:38:05 №19019465 [Quote]

someone patent sproke, open a comnany and make it a real drink

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:38:49 №19019473 [Quote]

>>19019465
Patents are jewish, and you probably mean a trademark on the name Sproke™.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:38:52 №19019474 [Quote]

>>19019465
TSMT

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:39:48 №19019483 [Quote]

I want a Sproke hat noww

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:42:36 №19019515 [Quote]

>>19019483
Imagine having soycons back and someone wearing a Sproke helmet

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:42:58 №19019520 [Quote]

>>19019465
I grew up in germany, and we actually have 2 very similar drinks to this.
One is called Radler, and it's just Pils beer with sprite (fucking delicious).
The other one has various names depending on the brand, but usually Mischmasch, Mezzo Mix, Spezi, "Cola Orange", or something similar. It's just cola with fanta, or "orange lemonade" if it's not made by coca cola, because they own the Fanta trademark.
Fun fact: Coca Cola used to be Hitler's favourite drink, up until germany ran out of syrup for it in WW2. This led to the german invention of Fanta, which was actually whey juice from making cheese, boiled up with apple, orange, and potato peels to make a beverage from the leftovers of the leftovers. This became Hitler's new favourite drink, and Fanta eventually turned into a purely orange-flavoured lemonade after WW2.

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:43:38 №19019530 [Quote]

do dis

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:44:10 №19019536 [Quote]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLTTT loop this thread or else sprokeson will come to your house and fill your anus with sproke

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:44:48 №19019542 [Quote]

>>19019520
>cola with fanta
I saw a 'teen wanting to try fanta with sprite instead

Chud 11/15/26 (Sun) 13:45:00 №19019546 [Quote]

Spranta