/soy/ - Soyjaks

Most leftists don't actually commit attacks, right wingers do

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completelly sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>>19014418
Most right wingers don't actually commit attacks

>>19014443
A decent amount of them do doe

>>19014418
leftoids are perfectly capable (and willing) of engaging in collective political violence, and get away with it. hence you have agitators like antifa that are present at every protest.

>>19014469
Antifa has been dead sine 2021

>>19014475
meds, riots in france have a lot of them. wherever accountability can be diffused, leftoids will engage in violence (and get away with it).

>>19014418
This is probably bait, but no, lefties are absolutely more violent. Chimps running the streets vote blue because muh EBT o algo, democrats killed mlk, kirk, and Lincoln. They always resort to violence when proven wrong

Bro your side did Jan 6. Enough said.

>>19014482
That's because (unlike righties), they actually make an effort to conceal themselves from the police. Charlottesville retards came without so much as a siege mask, and allowed themselves to be tracked by the police AND their employers. At least Patriot Front wears face coverings.

>>19014486
The myth that leftoids dont engage in violence needs to die off. Just because they engage in collective violence instead of singular violence does not change the actual facts.

>>19014498
Geg they actually say this

>>19014505
I think we can respect the fact that we both are violent. (Meaning: Leftists and Right Wingers)

The biggest things that divides these two movements are:
Race (Really)
idpol shit that both sides are exhausted with (but don't play fuck games of trying to be obsessed with that group, it's been 10 years)
The economic arguments

>>19014498
AOC literally died 59 times over chuds, don't be so insensitive

>>19014540
AOC is economically conservative and so is Bernie Sanders

>>19014545
>Nazis subordinated all industries and property under the administration of the state
>Promoted welfare programs to promote the common weal of the German people
>Added worker's benefits and leisure times to the German proletariat
You might be onto something.

>>19014539
Neither side is exhausted of idpol because neither side will concede victory to the other.

>>19014443
define attack

>>19014565
If you abandon nationalism, it will work. I promise you.

>>19014574
using bombs to blow up towers for religious purposes

>>19014539
statistically, the (((far right))) apparently perpetrates the most lone wolf mass casualty events, leftists are definitely better at destroying property though

There is no reason to shore everything up domestically and be entirely self sufficient, the global system of trade is a huge part of what keeps the entire planet stable. This was established after WWII.

>>19014644
nuswamachinery

>>19014661
>nuswamachinery
I'm not dead

>>19014644
regardless if whether ur human or not this is true, after ww2 americans had the best factories because europe was devastated

>>19014686
Stop wondering about it. It's going to drive you insane kid, listen to me. It doesn't matter if I'm an LLM or not. You have zero way to tell.

>>19014695
ur fuckin right

>>19014713
Just think about if what is said is real or fake and demand those fucking sources from me for anything I say if you have any doubts. I'm not here to trick you. I'm here to talk with you honestly.

>>19014644
>established after WWII
nigga trade has been the reason empires were able to stay afloat since they discovered they could invade weaker peoples to prevent their economies from sinking (Das Kapital, Volume III, Chapter 13)

>>19014734
actual nuswamachinery

>>19014745
Invading countries isn't all that viable for most of the countries, because war is expensive and really bad for commerce in general.

Leftoids actually deserve the hellish nightmare Muslin-Indian-Communist world they want so badly. Most of them would end up killed, would commit suicide, or would wish for death every day. They cry wolf about how bad things are because they're actually so comfortable and their lives are so frictionless that they lack any meaningful growth and meaning (Buying the new Nintendo or GTA and a latte is not growth or meaning) in their lives. They also lack any real understanding of the outside world or reality because they're so tightly coddled 24/7. So when they finally get their government, I will fully support that government killing all of them.

>>19014788
Leftgroids kill people over political views

>>19014779
True, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen a lot pre-WWI/WWII.

>>19014788
Mangione wasn't a leftist, he liked Peter Thiel and Ayn Rand (albeit he only listed the one book where her Judaeo-Objectivist moral framework didn't permeate every fucking page)