/soy/ - Soyjaks

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kill yourself soyjak 20 (neutral face) poster

Yes

I wish I could fuck my sister

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understtand the appeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>>19014090
just do it
>inb4 she doesnt like incest
rape her who gives a shit

>>19014108
okay wow i didn't know that
just wait 4 years then

>>19014090
How often does she masturbate?

Do nusoi?

>>19014108
how old are (You)

>>19014108
get off here caca

>>19014114
The age of consent where he lives might be 16

>>19014119
Enough that she smells like pussy musk if she doesnt shower

Well I think it's pussy musk at least because thats the only smell from her that I like

>>19014154
Nusoi, steal her underwear she will never know.

>>19014089
KEK

>>19014068 (OP)
Go on then

op masturbates while making these threads and doesn't actually have a sister

>>19014154
>>19014159
Oh I just realized you said she's 14 kek but yeah that makes sense then cause people are usually gooning at lot at that age, at least I was. I briefly dated a girl who said she'd do it like twice a day at that age.

>>19014200
can you tell us more about her thats hot

bumping this because OP isnt posting it

Post now

>>19014244
xe got banned for pedophilia

>>19014221
She was blasian, I met her in an art class in college. She also made little bit of money on the side by selling porn art online. Fairly normal though just sort of the stereotypical slightly socially awkward art girl. Told me she started masturbating at around age 11 and turned into a bit of a gooner in high school. She also said she probably would've become a slut but she went to an all girl's high school. She didn't really have any weird fetishes other than the typical wanting to be tied up and wanting to fuck mythical creatures that don't exist like werewolves. We broke up cause she transfered to a school in a different state unfortunately.

>>19014255
hi joon

>>19014293
Also she owned one of those bullet vibrators kek

>>19014293
Leak her nudes, nusoi

>>19014314
she's 14, nigga

That woman is mentally and physically unwell

You know I wonder if that's a good strategy to ensure your daughter doesn't become a slut, to send her to an all girl's high school. However it may make her a bit socially weird especially when she talks to men like what happened with the girl I dated.

>>19014136
I'm old enough to say Fuck Mexico

>>19014314
Nah

>>19014333
Did she ever send any?

>>19014338
Yes of course

>>19014328
grows up retarded award

>>19014343
did you rape her yet

>>19014114
>>19014136
>>19014150
marge

>>19014328
if you do this with your son hes 100% gonna become a fag (and ur daughter might become a lesbian but its a LOT less likely)

>>19014352
No I did sort of "fake rape" her but only sort of. Like choking and shit. Most women are really into that.

>>19014361
the deleted post said >She's hypothetically 14

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Best of Neutralplier
Best of Neutralplier

Best of 'plier baiters, best of blogspammers
Best of Neutralplier
Self-insert much higher
Incest thread spam that nobody will see
What if Hitler had a BBC?

Cattywiping with stinky headphones
While injecting your sister's hormones
Best of Neutralplier
Best-best-best of Neutralplier
Baiter, baiter, baiter, baiter, bait-bait-bait-bait
Spam

Does your sister masturbate and get stiffy?
Have you ever sniffed your mom's panties?
Neutralplier says "my uncle molested me when i was seven"
Soyjak porn like blogpost heaven

That's the life of a Neutralsissy
All just for a single reppey

Best of Neutralplier
Best of Neutralplier
Best of Neutralplier

>>19014345
Is that worse than being a slut? I feel like it was so common even for the girls with good family lives at my high school to become sluts.

>>19014366
You should mail her some of your semen and tell her that if she does not inseminate herself with it then youll kill her mom

>>19014388
I'll do this

bumping this

i said bumping this

Up

Go up

Also I just remembered my ex telling me that in freshman year of college she lived in this little apartment and her roommate would sometimes bring her boyfriend over, and my ex would listen to them fucking and goon to it kek. She didn't tell her roommate. That's sort of cuck behavior in a way but I thought it was funny.

>>19014562
can (you) tell us more thank you

>>19014572
The only other thing that comes to mind is that she said her dad gave her a ride on the back of his motorcycle a couple times but the vibrations almost made her cum so she started to decline when he offered to let her ride on it

>>19014607
Did you ever impregnate her

>>19014646
No kek I'm broke

>>19014656
You should call her

OP is a tranny btw

Hi I am an incest enjoyer I am jerking off to these threads. I am bumping them now.